Monday, August 5, 2013
Tomorrow’s Date in History
Hurley the Historian says on tomorrow’s date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dropped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of Nagasaki. Less than a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender.
Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1945 the United Nations was born, and war has been no fun since.
Remember when Obama led from behind in Libya and our Fund-raiser-in-Chief told congressional leaders that the “kinetic activity” (fighting) we were getting into would only be a matter of “days, not weeks?” How’d that thing in Libya turn out, anyhow? The Moslem Brotherhood got the Gold Medal on that one.
Which is probably why our Quote for Today Committee remembered something Ronald Reagan said during a radio microphone test in 1984: “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” Did that ever scare the crap out of the Liberals or what!
Not to be outdone, four years ago, Obama sent Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton to North Korea to reward madman Dictator Kim Il Jung for arresting two US journalists. That gave Jimmy Carter something to cheer about, and for the next 1,263 days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, the Obama Administration will be using every excuse (even phony scandals) trying to deflect attention from weekly jobs reports that show that even the disappointingly few jobs being created are low pay and part-time, not the stuff of which robust recoveries are made.
All of which Obama was trying to forget on Saturday, while he was spending every waking moment fighting to create American jobs during his 134th round of golf as president. Maybe the Obama’s Organizing for America Campaign should raffle off chances to be Obama’s caddy.
Also this weekend, Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry said Obama’s Killer Drone Program will end because we’ve eliminated most of the [Al-Qaeda] threat at the same time big, strategically significant threats from Obama’s Religion of Peace caused closure of All U.S. Embassies in the Muslim World Sunday on Obama’s birthday, which Obama once again used to raise money for himself. The Fort Hood Jihadist Nidal Hasan renounced his Citizenship, saying American Democracy is incompatible with Sharia Law and Islamic groups are demanding Obama not appoint the tough NYPD Chief to be the next DHS Secretary.
- But according to The Whistleblower’s Fractured History Channel, only two really important things ever happened on today’s date: 67 years ago, Colonel Paul Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay dropped the big one on Hiroshima, and during the early 70s, Mrs. Braun gave birth to her “Mr. Don’t Know It All” son Joe, who’ll be celebrating at a surprise birthday party today being hosted by the two Cougars who taught him everything he knows about life and love:
“Mean Jean” Schmidt, who may even get her henpecked husband Peter to pay Joe Braun the rest of what she still owes him for representing her all those years ago in front of the Ohio Elections Commission for the umpteenth time, and Joe’s favorite client, Patty Brisben, owner of Dildo World in Love-land, whom Joe arranged to be named Southern Ohio Entrepreneur of the Year a couple of years ago. This week, more than 2 million sales consultants for Dildo World honored Joe with the “Golden Dildo Award” at the company’s national training event at Duke Energy Convention Center in downtown Cincinnati. Just imagine what Patty’s dildo centerpieces looked like.
The Blower’s Faux Facebook Friend Joe will just be 40 tomorrow, but that’s only seven years older than Jesus was when they nailed him to the cross. Which is what would probably be happening at Joe’s Strauss Troy law firm, if they thought he was still having anything to do with That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch these days, or at least until he collects every last penny of all that money still outstanding from those old invoices. Because unlike some of Mean Jean’s lawyers like those Malicious Muslims at the Turkish Coalition of America you might have read about, Strauss Troy did remember to send her a bill.
- But we digress. Let’s get back to today’s history lesson. At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were saying most people remember the horror of what Hiroshima looked like after the US dropped the big one. [SEE MORE PICTURES HERE]
Few people realize what that obliterated Oriental city looks like 68 years later.
Or maybe we should compare Hiroshima and Detroit.
- That’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “Cincinnati doesn’t need to waste all that money on a stupid street car. All City Clown-cil has to do is drop a big bomb.”
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