Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
- In this week’s Opening Statement, I said “In God we trust, but in this government, not so much”. —Judge Jeanine
- That’s why we chose Ronald Reagan’s “Trust, but verify.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
- With Obama facing a scandal about electronic spying on the private lives of almost every voter in America, was anybody surprised when he decided to provide lethal assistance,” including weapons, ammunition, and air support, to the Al Qaeda-loving Syrian rebels? —Wag the Syrian Dog
- Please don’t ask why the same liberal media members who were apoplectic in 2005 when George W. Bush’s domestic surveillance program was revealed contort themselves into almost impossible positions defending Obama’s far more intrusive scheme seven-and-a half years later. —Obama Supporters in the Press
- Please don’t ask if Obama spends more hours golfing and vacationing than in economic meetings. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
- At noon on Wednesday we’ll be doing our “Audit the IRS Sign Wave” in front of our local Congressmen’s offices to showing our support for further action on the abuses of power at the Internal Revenue Service. —TEA Party Patriots
- And as Obama’s Sequester Cuts continue to sledgehammer millions of people´s lives, it doesn´t cause him to have second thoughts at his own self-indulgent $100 Million pre-summer vacation trip to Africa later this month. —Other Obama Apologists
Someone’s going to have to give up a piece of their pie so someone else can have more. —Michelle Obama (2008)- What difference does any of that make? — Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters
- Dick Cheney might call me an “Anarchist,” but I’m your anarchist. —The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden
- Did you see where Obama said it was hard being a gay dad on Father’s Day? —Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Columnists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
- Should I have included that in the Father’s Day greetings my campaign e-mailed? —U.S. Senator Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman
- On this date, the War of 1812 began, in 1815 Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo, and in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. Now which one of those stories will Katie Couric be featuring today? —Hurley the Historian
- Here’s my Racial Healing Suggestion: We need a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color. —Jay Billington Bulworth
Please don’t ask how Republicans will ever have a majority on the nine-person Cincinnati Clown-cil when we only endorse four candidates like Amy Murray, Sam Malone, Melissa Wegman, and The Windbag. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP- Do you think Hamilton County RINOs will endorse me for Cincinnati Mayor, since they couldn’t find anybody stupid enough to run? —Looney Libertarian Jim Berns
- Why shouldn’t we only endorse Disingenuous DemocRATS for Cincinnati City Clown-cil like Yvette Simpson, P.G. Sittenfeld, Wendell Young, Chris Squealback and Pam Thomas, after they voted to give billions of dollars of work to union companies and prohibit all non-union companies from even bidding on the work? —The Cincinnati AFL-CIO Labor Council
If we were already on Clown-cil, our friends in Labor would’ve endorsed us too. —Disingenuous DemocRATS alo Michelle Dillingham, Greg Landsman, and David Mann- Thanks for not mentioning the fact that Big Labor turned thumbs down on our endorsements. —Slut-for-Obama Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’ and Mayer Mark Mallory’s Buttboy Shawn Butler
- Now that my wife Allison, her son Adam, and I have pled guilty to stealing drugs and jewelry from the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, everybody’s wondering how much time we’ll have to spend in the slammer when Wild and Crazy Hamilton County Judge Steve Martin sentences us in July. —Mickey Esposito
- Please remind Hamilton County Over-taxed Payers their drive-by property taxes are due by midnight on Thursday. —Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor
- Would The Blower have included my patriotic video in the Flag Day E-dition if my staff had e-mailed the link before 7:55PM on June 14? —Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
- Now that Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley was also suspended from practicing law before the U.S. Supreme Court, who can I get those Murdering Muslim Turks to pay to represent me when I challenge the FEC enforcement action against me that is currently under investigation. —That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt
- Who would handle the media inquiries if the scandal about to break in Clermont County involved me? —The New Clermont County Communications Director Annette Meagher
- It’s too bad Chad Johnson just got released from jail and couldn’t spend Father’s Day with his four children and their three mamas. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
- What bullpen problems? —Reds Manager Dusty Baker, Still Not in First Place
What’s the definition of “mass confusion?” Father’s Day in the hood! —Over-the-Rhine Council- Father’s Day was Sunday, A time that was truly his. But the trouble with the kids today, Is that they don’t know who “he” is. —Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves
- In Kentucky, isn’t Father’s Day the same as Uncle’s Day? —Uncle Clem CamBoo
- On Father’s Day, it’s always a great time to be invited to a big picnic. —Weight Gainers Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
- On Father’s Day, it’s a great time for your children to buy you a drink. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
- On Father’s Day, one of my children gave me a Mobile Phone GPS Tracking system. —Horny in Hebron
- On Father’s Day, do you think I should tell people I’m a father too? —Goof Doofus
- On Father’s Day, I always remember all those times my dad caught me in the bathroom. —Eldon Pudpuller
- On Father’s Day, Eggs Benedict wasn’t the only thing I didn’t get at home. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
- On Father’s Day, I got a card that said “Thanks for not pulling out.” —Bobby Leach
On Father’s Day, it’s a good time to spend time with your families. —Cheaters in Northern Kentucky- On Father’s Day, it’s just another day for The Fishwrap to get scooped by The Whistleblower. —Amanda Vanda
- Where was all that damn Goettafest coverage you promised? —Mainstrasse Merchants
- When did you say Confederate Father’s Day was? —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News
- I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Now I need your donations so I can practice some fearless investigative grassroots journalism. —Ben Swann
Some of Today’s Political Cartoons
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Sometimes The Blower ridicules absentee fathers to show that abandoning your children is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Deadbeat Dad.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially absent Black fathers.
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Sarah Palin ~ “Let Allah Sort them Out” ~ Faith & Freedom Coalition 2013
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