Sunday, June 9, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama Supporters at the Liberal New York Times reported Eric Holding-on’s Justice Department formally told House Republicans that Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General’s testimony before a Congressional Committee last month was “Accurate and Consistent” with the facts. Did anyone expect a different outcome when he said that he’d leave no stone unturned and “investigate” his transgressions? GrasstopsUSA.com asks, “Does that sound like a man who needs to be talked into RESIGNING? No, Holder sounds like a man who needs to be IMPEACHED and then INDICTED.” So why is Congress still waiting. It’s time to tell them to get busy.- OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s IRS Scandal took a new turn Tuesday morning, as members of the House Ways and Means Committee heard testimony from leaders of TEA Party and Conservative organizations who were targeted by the agency. The hearing was only the fifth Congressional hearing on Obama’s IRS Scandal, and the agency has still failed to identify the particular individuals responsible for initiating the targeting of TEA Party and Conservative groups. Disingenuous DemocRATS are blaming Conservatives for bringing illegal IRS scrutiny upon themselves, and on late night TV, Jay Leno said, “Obama says he is renewing his efforts to close Guantanamo Bay. How about closing the IRS? Why don’t we do that? How about shipping the IRS to Guantanamo Bay?”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK was when Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Monday Obama’s approval was the lowest it’s been in the past year. Not to worry, even with all of Obama’s Scandals, if the election were held today, all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters would elect him again.
The failure to get to the bottom of Benghazi is a scandal. The issue of secret subpoenas of reporters is close to scandalous. The IRS targeting of conservative groups is most definitely a scandal. And most recently, the NSA’s secret data-collection efforts smell of scandal. (One wonders if Obama shouldn’t at least appoint a scandal czar to keep track of these front-page miscues.)
- MONDAY in our Official “Internet Innovations” E-dition, The Blower quoted Robert C. Gallagher, when we said “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”:
These days, every news organization in radio, television, and the print media is trying to reinvent itself on the internet to attract more readers and viewers. They say it’s to meet the changing needs and tastes of news and information audiences, but The Blower says it’s because they need to cover-up the fact that the real reason they’re all losing audience or circulation is that they’re not doing their jobs right in the first place.
Just this week The Whistleblower Editorial Board was discussing some of the recent devices we ourselves have employed to do a better job of bringing you the news, and the entire Board agreed with our Quote for Today Committee’s choice of this observation from distinguished Math and Physics professor James Yorke: “The most successful people are those who are good at Plan B.”
Most visible of our efforts would be all those vile-and-disgusting pictures sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. A dirty mind is certainly a terrible thing to waste.
Then we showed you a lot of the links we used just last month.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “More DemocRAT D-Words” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Did we forget to mention “Deranged?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
For the past month our D-Word has been “Devastated,” ever since we learned Obama’s Justice Department seized our phone records and leaked information to help Obama get re-elected. —Reporters and Editors at the Dissociated Press
Last weekend, our D-Word was “Dishonest,” especially after we got caught targeting Obama’s Enemies during the 2012 Elections. —Rogues for Obama at the Cincinnati IRS Office
Last weekend, my D-word was “Depressed,” whenever anybody asked me when I going to resign. —Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General Eric Holding-On
Last weekend, my D-Word was “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brought up my Benghazi cover-up. —Hillary
On Thursday, D-Day will be for “Deception,” when we try to change the name of Omaha Beach to “Obama Beach.” —Obama Supporters in the Press
Obama’s Scandals are sinking our ship, but we say a rising “Debt Ceiling” will lift our boats. —Deluded DemocRATS in Congress
Our D Word is “Deny” whenever somebody says Obama’s Scandals are our fault. —Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters Who Re-elected Him
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Free Weed Wednesday” E-dition, The Blower said, “Is it only illegal to sell Marijuana?”
GIGANTIC TRAFFIC JAM PREDICTED: Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, frontrunner in the race for Mayor of Cincinnati, continues his most outrageous mayoral campaign in Cincinnati history by handing out FREE Marijuana plants Wednesday afternoon (June 5) between 5-5:30pm (or until the free weed runs out). Look for the crowd waiting at the intersection of Martin Luther King Drive and Clifton Avenue. Mike Cooper and Joel Anderson enthusiastically support Berns’ plan to legalize Marijuana. Who says black guys can’t read?
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Patriotic D-Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s always D-Day for DemocRATS: “Denial, Deceit, and Deception!”
In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wonders if The Blower can help create a great new tradition of patriotism, by making today— the anniversary of D-Day— a national day of prayer and commitment to our troops by playing Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s extraordinary address to the nation hours after our troops stormed the beaches at Normandy.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hopes somebody remembers it.
Remember Former President Bill Clinton’s phony 1994 D-Day Speech on Omaha Beach in Normandy? Maybe Obama could fly over for a photo op today to show how much he cares.
Instead, our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free” as we bring you a video of the Gipper’s Normandy Speech Commemorating the 40th Anniversary of the Normandy Invasion.
Obviously D-Day in 1944 is what we should all remember today, but Hurley the historian says also on this date, in 1949 George Orwell’s “1984” was published. That turned out to be something worth remembering too.
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- FRIDAY in our Special “Fake Marijuana Scam” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Free Weed Plants Turned Out To Be Weed Free Plants!”
Today it’s the Top Ten Reasons Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, who’s running the most outrageous mayoral campaign in Cincinnati history, got caught trying to give out tomato plants instead of free marijuana to all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters in Cincinnati on Wednesday:
10. I forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. Cranley and Foxy Roxy kept calling the prosecutor’s office demanding I be arrested.
7. I did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made me do it
5. I just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. I’m a Libertarian
3. I was framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake
…and the Number One Reason Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, who’s running the most outrageous mayoral campaign in Cincinnati history, got caught trying to give out tomato plants instead of free marijuana to all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters in Cincinnati on Wednesday is… the guys at The Blower promised nobody would never find out.
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- SATURDAY in our Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, The Blower said, “We told You So Years Ago!”
The Day Hamilton County Turned Blue: Hurley the Historian says many people may not realize it, but today is a very important anniversary in Hamilton County in Ohio, because five years ago, RINOs at 700 Walnut Street proceeded past the point of no return in their masochistic “Long March” towards the “Bluing of Hamilton County” (which The Whistleblower had actually predicted six-and-a-half years ago.) Chairman Mao would’ve been proud. Obama’s landslide in November 2008 was redundant. June 8, 2008 was the date our RINOs’ Wandering in the Wilderness had officially begun.
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Obamanations
OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Thursday, The New York Times editorial board, which twice endorsed President Obama and has championed many planks of Obama’s agenda, turned on the president over the government’s mass collection of phone data — saying the administration has “lost all credibility.”
The Blower disagreed, since there’s no way Obama could lose all his credibility, because he never had any in the first place
Someone said “The failure to get to the bottom of Benghazi is a scandal. The issue of secret subpoenas of reporters is close to scandalous. The IRS targeting of Conservative groups is most definitely a scandal. And most recently, the NSA’s secret data-collection efforts smell of scandal. (One wonders if Obama shouldn’t at least appoint a scandal czar to keep track of these front-page miscues.)”
- GOP HINDSIGHT: Former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney called Friday for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate the IRS abuse-of-power scandal. Way to go, Mitt! You’re only a year late on that one. Like that old Cowboy Proverb says, “Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”
- ROGUES FOR OBAMA: Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz says two IRS staffers in the Cincinnati office told investigators in Congress that Washington DC “helped direct the probe of TEA-party groups that began in 2010.”
- IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says on Wednesday, Obama appointed Benghazi Liar Susan Rice to be his new National Security Adviser and Samantha Power (who called for invading Israel and for America to apologize to the world for all of our past actions) to be his next U.N. Ambassador. What could possibly go wrong with that?
- SENILE IN THE SENATE: John McRINO says he now supports Anti-Israel Moonbat Samantha Power to be the next U.N. Ambassador.
- DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Federal prosecutors are seeking a four-year prison sentence for former Illinois Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., who has plead guilty to illegally diverting hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign funds to personal use.
- ATTACKS FROM THE LEFT: On Thursday, Decrepit DemocRAT Congressman John Dingell, the longest serving lawmaker in Congress, criticized Obama as and inexperienced neophyte and Maryland DemocRAT Congressman Elijah Cummings said, “I think the president needs to go back and read his own speeches.” And on Friday, Oregon DemocRAT Senator Jeff Merkley disputed a claim President Obama made at a press conference only moments earlier, when the president said that every member of Congress had been briefed on the National Security Agency’s (NSA) domestic phone surveillance program.
Washington Weak in Review
MORE COINCIDENCES: Between Sarah Hall Ingram (who headed the Obama’s IRS Division targeting Conservatives and former IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman, they visited the White House over 300 times. Maybe these two people could investigate each other.- ANOTHER BENGHAZI BETRAYAL: The U.S. gave three decades after 63 people were killed in a bombing there, the U.S. embassy in Beirut is not classified as “high threat,” even though Lebanon as a whole is listed as “critical,” Hezbollah has a strong presence near it, and the embassy itself “fails to meet security protocols.”
- OBAMA’S IMPEACHMENT: GrasstopsUSA.com says “We’re tired of the talk. Start impeachment proceedings on Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General Eric Holder today and he’ll be gone tomorrow.”
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1968, President Lyndon B. Johnson declared a national day of mourning following the assassination of Senator Robert F. Kennedy.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bobby Kennedy’s prediction (on May 27, 1968, just a week before he was assassinated): “Things are moving so fast in race relations, a Negro could be President in 40 years. There is no question about it. In the next 40 years, a Negro can achieve the same position that my brother has.” The rest, as they say, is history.
- WALL STREET WEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says the markets were zooming higher on Friday after a round of key jobs data came in strong enough to lift traders’ spirits on the economy, yet tepid enough to keep the Fed from trimming its bond-buying program. Both market gauges were able to shed their weekly losses.
Liberalizing America
MEDIA MENDACITY: NewsBusters reports on Friday night’s Washington Week on PBS, they turned to Susan Rice’s nomination to be National Security Adviser at the 15-minute mark. Host Gwen Ifill and New York Times reporter David Sanger discussed the matter for a little more than six minutes, but Benghazi came up only twenty seconds before the segment’s end.- DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the Franklin County Board of Elections voted yesterday to refer 90 people for possible prosecution after elections workers said they cast two ballots for Obama in the 2012 presidential election. And you thought only a couple of Rogue Voters in Hamilton County did things like that.
- UNION BLUES: Ohio State Rep-tile John Becker claims he beat the unions at their own game by taking away their primary argument against right-to-work. After the unions cried about “freeloaders” and how they are “required” to represent all employees, Becker says he out-foxed them by writing amendments to “help” the unions. The “Becker amendments” to HB 151, HB 152, and HJR 5, imposes a flat-out ban on labor unions representing non-union employees. This will further reduce the unions’ power and control to intimidate and threaten employers. You can read about it in the May issue of The Becker Report.
More Politics Unusual
OBAMACARE TRAINWRECK: A raft of former Democratic proponents are so eager to distance themselves from ObamaCare that they are looking for a scapegoat.- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “A new report shows that the Obama administration has been collecting the telephone records of millions of customers of Verizon under a top-secret court order. Here’s the sad part. It turns out that 90 percent of the phone calls Americans make are to order a pizza.”
- TEA PARTY PRINCIPLES: Latest Obama scandal has even the New York Times sounding like TEA Party Patriots.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, “58% disapprove of how Obama is handling his IRS Scandal.” Americans also say Obama’s “Poor” Ethics are worse than both Bush and Clinton.
- SCANDALOUS SOLICITING: Organizing for Action isn’t like any other organization. It’s based in Chicago, not Washington, and its task is to help restore the balance of power in government. Unfortunately, it’s being run by Obama’s White House.
More Unresolved Issues
RACIAL HEALING: According to Channel 9 “Substantially True” News, Mt. Healthy City Schools superintendent Lori Handler responded Tuesday to anger expressed by the Cornist family after high school senior Anthony Cornist was denied his diploma because of excessive cheering during the ceremony. Instead of a diploma, Anthony was given a letter from the principal stating he and/or his family needed to complete 20 hours of community service before he could receive his sheepskin from Mt. Healthy Senior High School. [SEE MORE HERE]
But The Blower says the question is not why there was cheering for the football star, who graduated from Mt Healthy. The question is why did he graduate? Are you sure he can even read the letter the principal wrote saying he had to do 20 hours of community service before he can get his diploma? Maybe Mt. Healthy was being nice to withhold his diploma ’cause he couldn’t possibly read football play books in college, if he can’t read a letter from his high school.
Was Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz right all those years ago or what!
- ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: According to the Dissociated Press, a majority of the Republican-controlled House voted Thursday to resume the deportation of hundreds of thousands of immigrants brought illegally to the United States as children, a largely symbolic move in the first immigration-related vote in either chamber of Congress this year and a measure of the daunting challenge facing supporters of a sweeping overhaul of existing law on the subject.
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Alternative Life-Style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say any organization if June is supposed to be Gay Pride month, why do local gays and lesbians have to wait until June 29 to hold a big parade?
- BABY-KILLING UPDATE: Retired Baltimore Ravens center Matt Birk, who won a Super Bowl with the team last year, skipped the team’s visit to the White House due to President Obama’s support for Planned Parenthood. “For God to bless a place where they’re ending 330,000 lives a year? I just chose not to attend.”
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Judicial Watch says its latest effort to protect followers of Islam in the U.S. the Obama Justice Department warns against using social media to spread information considered inflammatory against Muslims, threatening that it could constitute a violation of civil rights.
[ NOW CHECK OUT THESE GRUESOME PICTURES COURTESY OF THOSE PEACEFUL MUSLIMS]
Closer to Home
MOTORCYCLE COPS ON TV: Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil says using motorcycle units will soon be patrolling Hamilton County daily. These must be those “gently used” Harleys Semper Si bought to escort him and his cronies to and from the ill-fated Si Leis Memorial Hoosegow. When that failed, shouldn’t he have put them up on eBay?”- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio State University President E. Gordon Gee, whose many public gaffes once seemed part of his charm, announced his retirement Tuesday, days after his disparaging remarks about Catholics, the University of Notre Dame, the Southeastern Conference and others became public and gave OSU yet another black eye.
- IN CINCINNATI: As Cincinnati’s 14-star Police Chief James Craig prepares to leave for the greener pastures of Detroit, the NY Daily News says our good friends ACLU Attorney Scott Greenwood and Former Cincinnati Police Chief Tom Streicher are influencing the debate in America’s largest city on the subject of putting a video camera on every cop. [READ MORE HERE]
- OUR CITY HALL SNITCH says when Cincinnati’s Girly Mayor Mark Mallory and his Rubber Stamp City Clowncil tried to rehabilitate $tan Che$ley’s reputation by asking him to sit on the City’s so-called Human Relations Commission, did they remind our disbarred attorney to bring his checkbook.
- POLICE IN CINCINNATI WERE NEEDED to control the enormous crowds at Martin Luther King Drive and Clifton Avenue Wednesday afternoon between 5-5:30pm when Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, frontrunner in the race for Mayor of Cincinnati, continued his most outrageous mayoral campaign in Cincinnati history by handing out what were reported to be FREE Marijuana plants, which would’ve been against the law. “The only way Berns could’ve gotten any more black people to show up would’ve been if he’d been giving away free watermelon plants,” a police spokesperson said.
- BLACK ON BLACK: After demanding documents about the local office of the NAALCP from the Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office, our Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston showed us that on September 14, 2012, “JayWalking Joe” Deters signed a letter presenting SMLP Smithermouth a $25,000 check to support the Branch’s so-called “anti-drug and alcohol preventive education programs.” Somehow, The Natester doesn’t think “Jaywalking Joe” got his money’s worth.
- IN CLERMONT COUNTY: there’s a new scandal brewing in Batavia involving an elected official. And you thought without Whore-Mongering Commissioner Archie Wilson on the scene, such a scandal could never happen again.
- KEEPING A LOW PROFILE: Now that her Islamist dictatorship overlords in Turkey are facing massive civil unrest and disobedience, where is the Turkish Coalition of America’s $500,000 apologist “Mean Jean” Schmidt, who was kicked out of Congress by the voters?
Meanwhile, after four years of planning, construction, and renovation, a ribbon cutting ceremony was held to celebrate completed expansion of the Bob McEwen Water Treatment Plant in Batavia, honoring our revered former Congressman.
- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Recently retired FCPS teachers celebrated with an expensive luncheon at the Omni Netherland. To add salt to the wounds of already having to listen to a bunch of people talk about nothing, parking was $18, and after paying nearly $25,000 in union dues over the last 30 years, retirees were presented with a embossed set of recycled car tire coasters set that were “Made in China.” Way to go CFT “President” SellYourSoul…that’s the good old American spirit!
- ASTONISHED ANDERSONIANS: At Wednesday evening’s meeting of the Anderson Township Republican Club (including Newtown and Mt. Washington), COAST Attorney Chris Finney discussed how much money greedy lawyers were making by suing corrupt school districts like the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools, why did somebody forget to ask why Finney and Friends never seem to pursue the same corruption at the Forrest Gump School District, only a block away from his office?
In Northern Kentucky
BLUEGRASS SEX SCANDAL UPDATE: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) wonders if “Crazy Eric” Deters will be giving the bride away, now that NoKY’s second most infamous sex-ed teacher and ex-Bun-Gal Sarah Jones got more than a promise ring when she got “Facebook Engaged” to her hot boy toy lover during a trip to Florida that had to be approved by her probation officer. One of our Caballeros (who wonders at which K-Mart store the couple is registered) says he hopes this time Sarah’s marriage lasts longer than the last time.- MORE NEWS FROM THE SOUTH SHORE: Whistleblower Readers have always known Northern Kentucky’s been way ahead of Cincinnati. You’ll no doubt recall 23 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #53, featured J.R. Hatfield’s story when our Legendary Bureau Chief’s reported about the Covington Business Council’s demonstration of a bus dressed up to look like a streetcar, complete with an over-the-hill Dixieland band hanging on for dear life on the rear deck. The business group was trying to drum up support for a trolley shuttle between Covington and downtown.
- McCONNELL’S MOMENTUM: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says a new Wenzel Strategies poll shows Kentucky’s U.S. Senator Bitch McConnell winning re-election against three potential DemocRAT opponents. The Blower’s Faux Facebook “Friend” Fritz Wenzel says the trick would be to convince all three Dumbed Down DemocRATS to stay in the race and split the vote.
A recent article in the Kentucky ComPost reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, had sued St Luke’s Hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, “Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology – all we did was to correct his eyesight.
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin was forced to us a copy of his letter to The Fishwrap, just in case Skaggie Maggie’s Minions decided not to print it. That letter appeared in The Blower on Friday.- GOING GALT: Forget Buy as much of your food as possible at local markets like the Anderson Farmer’s Market and from local livestock growers to avoid paying taxes.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #162, Reclaim the language for conservatism: Instead of “Mainstream Media (MSM),” talk about the OLM— “Old Left Media.”
- NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This week, with the swimming season now upon us, we’re jumping right in with another odious ode from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves. Just in time for the sweltering summer, we found this passionate poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Summer Sex Scandals,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
HOT WEATHER WARMUP
It’s time to grab your bathing suit
To have a refreshing swim
And check and see if all the girls
Have got their bikini trim.
- SUMMER INTERNS: 412 applications for Whistleblower’s Internship Program were submitted by last Friday’s deadline for the summer term which runs June 3 through August 23. Three lucky aspiring college students were chosen— one male, one female, and one we’re not quite sure about.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the NSA mistakenly intercepting e-mails and phone calls of innocent Americans. “Not to worry,” Kane explained. “Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General Eric Holder said he destroyed the data.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be featuring a Conservative Civics Lesson and we’ll still be counting down the 1,320 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday when everybody else is celebrating National Hug Your Cat Day, our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be talking about some Cougars and Pussies too.
Wednesday we’ll be checking with the phone company to see if we can find out why we always hear that clicking sound when we’re talking with our attorney.
Thursday we’ll be getting ready for Flag Day on Friday when we’ll be remembering all those who died to protect it.
The first line of Friday’s limerick is: “To honor your dad on Father’s Day.”
And on Saturday, we’ll be counting all those new scandals on our Official Obama Scandal Scorecard.
Sunday Comix
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Jon Stewart Continues Piling On Scandal-Plagued Obama
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