Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
For the past month our D-Word has been “Devastated,” ever since we learned Obama’s Justice Department seized our phone records and leaked information to help Obama get re-elected. —Reporters and Editors at the Dissociated Press- Last weekend, our D-Word was “Dishonest,” especially after we got caught targeting Obama’s Enemies during the 2012 Elections. —Rogues for Obama at the Cincinnati IRS Office
- Last weekend, my D-word was “Depressed,” whenever anybody asked me when I going to resign. —Obama’s Outlaw Attorney General Eric Holding-On
- Last weekend, my D-Word was “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brought up my Benghazi cover-up. —Hillary
On Thursday, D-Day will be for “Deception,” when we try to change the name of Omaha Beach to “Obama Beach.” —Obama Supporters in the Press- Obama’s Scandals are sinking our ship, but we say a rising “Debt Ceiling” will lift our boats. —Deluded DemocRATS in Congress
- Our D Word is “Deny” whenever somebody says Obama’s Scandals are our fault. —Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Supporters Who Re-elected Him
- Our D-word is “Delirious,” with all that great publicity from Obama’s IRS Scandals. —TEA Party Patriots
- Did The Blower forget to mention Corrupt New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg is now a Good DemocRAT? —The Grim Reaper
- \Our D-Word for today is “Distaff,” because on this date in 1919 Congress passed the 19th Amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote. The women’s suffrage movement turned out to be a real success, but it’s the men who’ve been suffering ever since. —Hurley the Historian
- Maybe that’s why we chose Bobby Leach’s “Down home, we like to see a woman put up on a pedestal, just high enough to see up her Dress.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
- My Seven Dirty Words don’t even begin with the letter “D.” —George Carlin
My D-Word will be “Dope” on Wednesday afternoon between 5-5:30 PM, at the corner of Clifton Avenue and Martin Luther King Drive where I’ll be handing out FREE Marijuana plants. They won’t last long! —Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns, Now Conducting the Most Outrageous Mayoral Campaign in the History of Cincinnati- We can’t believe that “Dummy” asked for our endorsement like he got from our good friends at COAST. —Cincinnati Chapter of the NAALCP
- When I reminded Ohioans to “Defend” themselves during Internet Safety Month, I didn’t mean you had to wear a rubber. —Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine
- My D-Word is “Detroit,” referring the “Departure” of Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig. — Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston
- My D-Word is “Due Date,” referring to June 20 when my jacked-up Hamilton County Property Taxes are “Due.” —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor (who was always allowed to run unopposed)
- I’m “Dejected.” It’s only five months until this year’s elections and I still can’t find anybody to run for Mayor of Cincinnati. —RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
- The Cincinnati Reds D-word is “Doomed,” any time Dusty brings in overweight-and-overpaid Jonathan Broxton as a so-called closer to protect a two-run lead in the eighth inning.—Despondent Redleg Rooter Farley Fairweather
Thursday in Northern Kentucky, we’ll have some of the best D-Day celebrations ever. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo- What does the “D” stand for? —Goof Doofus
- I think it should stand for “DemocRATS.” —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
- How about “Drink?” —Michael Liquid Plummer
- What about “former DemocRATS?” —Secretary of State Trey Grayson
- At my place of business, the “D” always stands for “Detention.” —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
- Are you sure that “D” doesn’t stand for “Disbarred?” —$tan Che$ley
- Thanks to that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club,)I’ll always be demolished. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
- D-Day certainly doesn’t stand for “Diets.” —Weight Gainers Big-Ass Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
D is for “Dinosaur.” —The Lizard Museum- Might it stand for “Dye-job?” —Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen
- D-Day is always a great time to wear your bikini at the Fort Mitchell Country Club. —Miss Vicki
- We’re still trying to figure out when Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Northern Kentucky. —Rufus Redneck
- On D-Day, all Second Amendment Advocates offered a silent prayer for the souls of all those victims of gun violence, who died because laws already on the books have not been enforced. —Billy Bob Carbine
- You can’t fool us. D-Day was when all of us TV stations begin broadcasting only in “Digital.” —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish
- Not even Sheree Paolello would be that stupid. —Jack Atherton (Still at Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me)
Some of Today’s Political Cartoons
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