Saturday, April 27, 2013
Perhaps a Prenup Would Be in Order
- Did you see where our Feckless Fishwrappers did their fair-and-balanced best to embarrass John Boehner when they stole a big story from the National Enquirer about the Republican House Speaker’s daughter marrying a Jamaican pothead construction worker? They even filched this video, too.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose “If marriage is grand, divorce is fifty grand.”
- IN COLUMBUS: Ohio Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Friday was a pretty big day for Ohio Republicans because members of the State Central Committee chose Tax Scofflaw Matt Borges to be their new Party Boss, instead of Tea Party Rabble-rouser Tom Zawistowski. The vote was 48 for the Tax Scofflaws and only 7 for the Tea Partiers. We haven’t seen a score that lopsided since Bronson Arroyo served up gopher balls Thursday night.
Attorney Robert Onda told The Dissociated Press on Tuesday that Matthew Borges has paid off the more than $24,300 that he owed in state taxes after adjustments. Elected officials who had endorsed Borges’ bid had asked him to resolve and explain the tax liens he’d accrued before the GOP State Central Committee voted for chairman on Friday. Onda said his client still owed at least $124,200 in federal taxes, which he said Borges planned to pay in full on Thursday. Onda said the amount of a 2006 lien is still in dispute.
Meanwhile, Republicans for Higher Taxes continue Matt Borges Week by asking all readers to vote for their favorite Matt Borges tax lien.
After the vote, loser Zawistowski said, “While I congratulate the new Chairman, I continue to have deep concerns about the anger in the base concerning the direction of the Republican Party. This vote will clearly not solve the outstanding issues and concerns and the ramifications will be far reaching unless the ORP and the Governor take appropriate action. I have spelled out what those actions must be and I hope that they begin implementing them. We will be meeting with our coalition partners over the next month or so to consider our options. No matter what, we will continue to push for conservative governance going forward at the local, state and federal levels and I look forward to being involved with that effort.”
- NOT ENOUGH DISGRUNTLEDS: Thursday night, SMLP Smithermouth survived a call for him to resign his presidency of Cincinnati’s local NAALCP Chapter by “disgruntled” members, because more “gruntled” members were there to support him.
- TWITTER TALES: Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., is going all out to refute Tim Burka’s racial attacks in The Fishwrap. By-passing the main stream media, our GOP Mall Cop used his Twitter account to defend himself against the Demo-Labor Party Boss’ letter calling Alex a racist for calling Burka’s black women candidates (like Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter, attorney Janaya Trotter who last year unsuccessfully challenged Republican Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters, and new Cincinnati City Councilwoman Pamula Thomas) incompetent.
Alex Tweeted: “Tracie Hunter is actively being sued by @enquirer (x2) and @wcpo right now. Judges are supposed to preside over lawsuits, not create them.”
This sounds like playground politics to us. What’s next, is Burka going to triple dog dare Alex to stick his tongue against a freezing flagpole?
Maybe Alex will be explaining how he plans to Twitter his way to victory in all those races this year at next Wednesday’s many-good-seats-still-available meeting of the Anderson Township Republican Club Including Newtown and Mt. Washington when “Old BlueFace” fills in for a decent speaker, who cancelled at the last minute.
Twitter followers are also glad to know being arrested for stealing stuff from Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil’s Property Room has not slowed Mickey Esposito’s Lounge Lizardry one bit, since our law-breaking son-in-law of former law-breaking Republican Hamilton County Auditor Joe DeCourcy appears to be booked into the Hollywood Casino in Harrisburg, PA next Thursday. You won’t find that scheduled on Tracy Winkler’s Clerk of Court Hamilton County Website along with all the evidence of Mickey’s current criminal activities, because friends of Mickey have scrubbed those records clean.
Also not showing up is Mickey’s step-son/co-defendant Adam Fintak’s forfeiture of $1,450 in U.S. Currency seized by the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office Regional Narcotics Unit (RENU) on February 11, 2013, at 4739 Section Road in Norwood, Ohio. That seizure was part of criminal case B 1300923. You’ll notice that when you search for criminal case number B 1300923 on the clerk’s website, it comes up “not found.” So, at least now we know exactly what cases the Friends of Mickey are covering up!
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1773, The British Parliament passed the Tea Act, a bill designed to save the faltering East India Company by greatly lowering its tea tax and thus granting it a monopoly on the American tea trade. That tax really worked out well, but have our Tea Party Patriots forgotten?
Hurley also says something else that must “never be forgotten” happened on Wednesday, when everybody was supposed to remember the Armenian Genocide on April 24, 1915, marking the slaughter of 1.5 million Armenian Christians by those Murdering Muslim Turks.
But if they needed somebody to comment on the slaughter of 1.5 million Armenian Christians in 1915 by those Murdering Muslim Turks that “must never be forgotten,” why didn’t somebody didn’t ask former Ohio Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt for her in-depth analysis of the historical event, like she gave when she was deposed by Chris Finney before the Ohio Elections Commission.
Q: What happened in 1915 must never be forgotten?
A: Well, there obviously was an incident that happened in 1915.
Q: And what was that incident?
A: Well, there was something that went on in Turkey that involved Turks and Armenians.
Q: Okay. And what is it that you remember about — or that you know or have an understanding of about those events?
A: Well, I don’t remember them because I wasn’t there.
Q: Right.
A: And I’m still trying to have a complete understanding of those events.
Q: I understand that. But you told all the people of Turkey that we shouldn’t forget these events. I’m asking you: What is it that we’re supposed to remember?
A: Well, we shouldn’t forget the past.
Q: And what is it about the events of 1915 that we’re supposed to remember?
A: When I become a scholar of this, I’ll let you know.
Q: Okay. But when you wrote this on June the 4th of 2009, you had no understanding at all of what happened in Turkey in 1915 then; is that right?
A: I said I had limited understanding.
Q: Okay. And I’ve asked you four times this morning to tell us what that limited understanding is, and you’ve told me nothing.
A: Well, basically, that events happened.
Q: Events happened. And what were those events?
A: People got killed on both sides. How many people? I don’t know.
Q: And that’s your total sum and substance of your understanding of that event?
A: That’s about the basic understanding, yes.
That testimony was in the case “Mean Jean” brought against David Kevorkian for saying she took blood money from those Murdering Terrorist Turks. Of course, the House Ethics Committee ordered her to repay roughly $500,000 to the Turkish Coalition of America, and now that she’s out of office, we suspect she never intends to!
Can you believe there were people who were glad our Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch was ever in Congress? What’s scarier is that there are still people who are unhappy she’s not still in office.
And, speaking of weirdos who ran for Congress…we’re all wondering when Fred “The Shill” Kundrata will get around to filing the FEC report that was due April 15. Is there any chance he’ll ever get his money’s worth from those useless accountants and attorneys he paid all that money to?
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders grand-slamming e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features plenty of low-lifes, scum bags, dirt balls, some of whom are only too happy to be convicted felons. Take these three for example. It’s no wonder Melissa Meier was smiling. The cops caught her with heroin so she’s probably high as a kite. But why would convicted thief Alexandra Woondall be so chipper?! She must not realize that you don’t get to keep what you stole after you’re caught. And last but not least, Preston Ritter, got convicted of Wanton Endangerment for putting others at risk of death or serious physical injury. Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff says it was probably an ex-wife or girlfriend judging by how happy it made ol’ Preston!- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what his favorite picture was that he saw on display Thursday at the Bush Library Dedication in Texas.
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