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Thursday, April 25, 2013
Watch It Being Built
- Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady says with the opening of his presidential library, former President George W. Bush will be stepping back into the spotlight on today, along with Obama and former U.S. presidents Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and George H.W. Bush. The dedication will be the first meeting of the five living presidents since January 2009. First Ladies Michelle, Laura, Hillary, and Barbara Bush are also expected to attend.
The George W. Bush Presidential Center at Southern Methodist University has been designed to examine the issues of George W. Bush’s presidency, including the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States and the subsequent invasion of Iraq. Obama Supporters in the Press can hardly wait.
But first, let’s watch a time-lapse video of the Bush Center’s 226,000-square-foot building being constructed reside on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. The project architect is Robert A. M. Stern Architects, LLP and the landscape architect is Michael Van Valkenburgh Associates. Time lapse video is by Earthcam.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1947, President Harry Truman inaugurated the White house Bowling Alley. Obama wanted to change the facility into a basketball court because as he demonstrated at a bowling alley during the Pennsylvania primary in 2008, Black men can’t bowl.- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Roseanne Barr’s “Oh, come on, I love bowling! It’s the perfect workout. Six seconds of exercise, drink beer half an hour.”
- STILL WHINING: Obama’s Third Term Campaign Committee wants all of his Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters to Tweet every one of the 45 Senators who just said “No” to Obama’s gun ban.
- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Tom Zawistowski, Candidate for Chairman of the Ohio Republican Party, challenged his opponent Matt Borges, Executive Director of the Ohio Republican Party, to a debate in front of the State Central Committee members on Thursday night in Columbus, prior to Friday’s vote. The Tea Party Guy also proposes that the debate be open to coverage by the media “since the direction of the Ohio Republican Party is of great importance to millions of Ohioans.” The Blower would like to ask some interesting questions.
Meanwhile, as Matt Borges Week continues, Republicans for Higher Taxes endorsed convicted felon Tom Noe for Ohio Republican Party Finance Chair. [READ MORE HERE]
- SPEAKING OF ASKING QUESTIONS: when Disingenuous DemocRAT Ed Fitzgerald announced his plans to run for governor in Cincinnati Wednesday evening, had Ed’s Enablers at The Fishwrap already seen the Republican Party of Cuyahoga County video “Ed FitzGerald’s Announcement: Exposed?”
SODOMY RITES UPDATE: Cincinnati Gay Party Clown-cilman Chris Squealback is beginning to give “The Queen City” a bad name, especially after he failed to get Phil Burr-Ass’s best friend Anthony Munoz removed as Xavier University’s commencement speaker. The Conservative Community Values Leader didn’t have Squealer’s “Gay Squeal of Approval.”
In a related item, Cincinnati Girly Mayor Mark Mallory proclaimed Wednesday “Zip’s Café Day in Cincinnati” to celebrate the addition of bacon to the Zip’s menu, improving cheeseburgers for billions of loyal Zip’s customers. That’s right, proofreaders, Girly’s press release said “Billions.”
- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Failed CPS English Language Arts Manager, Ms. Andrea, announced to district English teachers that the weeklong Summer Institute training will be UNPAID for teachers but paid for school administrators. Teachers are expected to report for training but will not be paid. How can a failed CPS teacher ever reach that prestigious $100,000 club like the rest of CPS administrators? When the same question was asked of Failed CFT president, Julie SellYourSoul, she responded, “y’all ain’t eva gonna get a raise so just remain hopeful!”
ANGRY ANDERSONIANS say only a year after passing an operating tax levy (May 2012), the Forrest Gump Schools District is asking for more money with their Stealth Tax Hike on May 7 when they hope voters aren’t paying attention and forget to go to the polls.- LEGAL DEBRIEFS: Here’s something for WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham to start talking about on his radio show: Willie’s “Hepatitis Free” Restaurant in Kenwood is being sued for defaulting on its lease and owes the landlord more than $25,000 in rent and late fees. (Case Number A1303075).
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders shared a Tweet with us about a war of words between two of The Blower’s favorite people: Repulsive Restaurateur Jeff Ruby and Lunatic Lawyer Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters.
Meanwhile, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo says former Northern Kentucky University Athletic Director Scott Eaton on “diverted” $150,000 in NKU funds to his personal use over eight years. But how much is that “Per Floozy?”
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” is always the day after “Secretary’s Day.” “Who do you think gets to watch the kids when the boss brings them to work?” Kane explained.
Our Good Friend Bobby Leach remembers when he brought his daughter back home after “Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” The little girl said, “Daddy, why do you call your assistant a doll?” Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, Bobby said, “Well, honey, it’s a term of affection. She’s very hard-working, and Daddy appreciates her efficiency.” “Oh,” said Bobby’s little girl, “I thought it was because she closed her eyes and said ‘mama’ every time you laid her across your desk.”
Our Quote for Today Committee chose Wendy Spero’s “My mom’s a sex therapist. On Take Your Daughter to Work Day, I hooked up with two guys.”
Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher says, “I didn’t need Secretary’s Day to remind me about all that Rose Budd has done for me over the years. It hasn’t always been easy. Sometimes it’s even been rough sledding. And you can be assured I will be speaking her praises until my dying breath.”
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