Monday, April 15, 2013
No Big Tax Protest This Year
Today is Tax Day in America, and our Good Friend Bobby Leach says a woman came up to him and said, “Is that your extension in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” During the past several years, Tax Protest Rallies were a real BFD hereabouts. Remember when Tea Party Patriots packed Fountain Square? Remember when all those people were willing to pay $5 just to attend Cincinnati Tea Party’s big Rally for Sean Hannity’s Book on April 15? Nothing that exciting is going on this year. Does that mean over-taxed payers wouldn’t prefer spending cuts to tax hikes? You’d never know it, according to what you read in the newspapers or see on TV.
According to our friends at the Tax Foundation, TAX FREEDOM DAY will arrive for everybody in the United States on April 18 this year. That means Americans will have worked well over three months before they have earned enough money to pay this year’s tax obligations at the federal, state and local levels.
Tax Freedom Day varies by state and county, depending on local taxes. The Tax Foundation calculates Tax Freedom Day already arrived in Kentucky on April 6, in Ohio on April 12, and in Indiana on April 13. Tax Freedom Day continues be a later in Hamilton County, ever since that Disingenuous DemocRAT in the county auditor’s office jacked up your property values. No wonder the Board of Revision expects to receive a record number of complaints this year. . If only Disingenuous really had a real Republican opponent the last time he ran.- Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s not surprised Tax Freedom Day arrived earlier in Northern Kentucky than it did in Ohio, even though the Bluegrass has a Dopey DemocRAT Governor like Steve Beshear and those RINOs in the State Legislature to raise your taxes.
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking if Tax Day was supposed to be a dreaded deadline for “everybody,” why nearly half of U.S. households paid no federal income taxes this year, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “Either their incomes were too low, or they qualified for enough credits, deductions, and exemptions to eliminate their liability.” And that doesn’t include all those “Tax Cheats” who’ve already filed or all those Procrastinating Americans who still haven’t started working on their taxes.
- Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Albert Einstein’s “This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.”
This is the Official Whistleblower Tax Day E-dition.
Any other so-called Official Tax Day Day E-ditions you might see are surely fake!
Three Quick Fixes
Hurley the Historian says Disingenuous DemocRATS and Obama Supporters in the Press may still be blaming President Bush for everything that’s ever gone wrong in America since the Battle of Bunker Hill, but today is still your dreaded TAX DAY and The Blower will now once again offers these three common-sense suggestions to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess:
- No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
- Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free.
- Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
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Some anti-tax items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally anti-tax subscribers, like this important tax reminder:
Don’t forget to pay your taxes……
25 million illegal immigrants (Undocumented Future DemocRATS) are depending on you!
And don’t forget, when calling the IRS, you still have to “press 1” for English
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