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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Will Same-Sex Couples Be Included Too?

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS ANALYST Britt Humus says Obama was so upset after that bipartisan gang of eight senators upstaged him by announcing their own set of principles for Comprehensive Immigration Deform on Monday, Obama hopped on Air Force One Tuesday and flew for more than nine hours (round trip) to deliver a speech promoting his own set of principles for Eternal Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants at a campaign-style event in Las Vegas, estimated to cost U.S. over-taxed payers $1.6 million, plus the interest on the money to China, since there’s no money in the Treasury to pay for the trip.

Whistleblower Hispanic-American Immigration Reporter Gringo Gonzales says the Senate Plan probably wasn’t going anywhere anyway, since it was just a Plan for an Agreement. Some say it was only an Outline for a Plan for an Agreement. But The Blower says it as merely a Framework for an Outline for a Plan for an Agreement for Unlimited Immigration in the future, just like the 2007 bill that collapsed after voters shut down the chamber’s switchboard with angry phone calls and 53 senators, including 15 Democrats and one independent, joined a filibuster. Many Republicans say Immigration Reform won’t pass until Obama stops defying existing law.

Meanwhile, did Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard really says, “Our borders now are more secure than they have ever been in history?”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1968, the USS Pueblo, a Navy intelligence vessel, was captured by the North Koreans. Come to think of it, we had a DemoCRAT in the White House then, too.
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Obama’s “I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.”
SPEAKING OF WAR COVERAGE: Twenty-two years ago this week, Edition #35 (published on January 29, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town.

That Week’s “Really Big Story” reported how Patriot missiles would be protecting Cincinnati from attack.

Our Top Ten List was the reasons Americans had gotten tired of the War in Iraq after only 13 days.

From Washington, Congressman Landslide Charlie Luken reported Senator Joe Biden was calling Operation Desert Storm a fake and introducing a bill in Congress to call off the war.

Hamilton County Sheriff Si Leis had armed the county helicopter with Cruise missiles in order to achieve peak readiness status.

Northern Kentucky restaurateur Jeff Ruby planned to change the name of The Waterfront to Amphibious Landings.

And you could still listen to “War Talk” 24/7 on WAR AM and FM, anywhere on your radio dial (except during sports-talk programs).

WALL STREET TWEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says stocks are getting closer to closing in on that all time high when the Dow hit 14,164 on October 9, 2007), and these days, investors appear to be just as clueless about the economy as our Clowns in Congress.
UNION BLUES: Local Tea Party organizations are reporting how in 2012, Indiana and Michigan became the 23rd and 24th states respectively to pass laws protecting a worker’s right to decide whether or not to join a labor union. Can you guess which state’s legislators just introduced a “package of bills” to make their state a workplace-freedom state? Folks at “Ohio Pulse” say it wasn’t the Buckeye State. [You may read more of that Conservative Rag’s Right Wing Reporting HERE.]
CAPTION CONTEST WINNER: Monday, The Blower was really proud of our good friend “JayWalking Joe” Deters after the greatest Hamilton County Prosecutor in History came close to calling somebody “Scum” when he referred to that “Delhi Rapist” suspect as a “Piece of Human Garbage.” Unfortunately, Channel 9 “Substantially True” News gave all the credit to Joe’s cousin, Eric ‘Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator’ Deters, instead.
IT’S OFFICIAL: Jim Bern’s signatures have been certified by the Board of Election and our certifiable Loony Libertarian is the first mayoral candidate to be on the 2013 ballot.

So why does The Blower always talk about all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters who decide elections in America? In this case, 585 of the 1,100 people who signed Berns’ petitions didn’t even know they were NOT residents of Cincinnati, and probably didn’t attend the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools.

FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Once in a while The Blower hears from a Person of Consequence that perhaps we are being too tough on the local Fishwrap. This week, a misguided reader said “ It surely can’t be as bad as the Whistleblower says it is, can it?” The answer is a resounding “Hell Yes!” Here’s just one example.

In the Saturday, January 26 “Your Hometown” section, they ran an article entitled: “Another Eastern Corridor meeting set.” In the article it states residents will have an opportunity to share opinions “during a public meeting at 6 pm Tuesday, January 22.” That’s right! They published a half-page story about an upcoming meeting that had actually occurred four days before the story ran in the paper. You cannot make these things up. So yes, gentle reader, Cincinnati’s Morning Fishwrap is guilty as charged. It is truly a terrible excuse for a newspaper.

MORE MUDDLED MESSAGES: Why are those so-called anti-taxers at COAST keeping us informed of Defeated and Disgraced DemocRAT Steve Drinkhaus’ latest defeat and the PUCO’s attempts to impose a fee hike for the Urban Liberals’ Trolley Folly? Wouldn’t those topics be of interest to a Republican organization trying to re-establish credibility after getting their heads handed to them in the last election? Perhaps it would, if the Republican organization had actual Republicans on its staff, instead of a New York City DemocRAT campaign operative and an apolitical princess more concerned with cocktail parties than with political parties.
REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES applaud the Colerain Police Department for using their resources to arrest a man for posting a photograph of himself, his 1 year-old child, and a BB gun. They wonder what could have happened if the kid overpowered his father, stole the car, and shot up Northgate Mall with this Assault BB gun. This is why property taxes must be raised, because without more revenue how could the police take vicious criminals like these off the streets?
REP-TILE REPORT: The Columbus Dispatch has learned that the Ohio Department of Commerce’s Division of Securities is investigating the role of a key legislative committee chairman like Peter Beck from McMason who’s been accused of participating in a fraud that cheated investors out of more than $1.2 million, but we didn’t see where the Dispatchers were saying anything about how the Republican State Rep-tile had funneled funds thru the caucus campaign to fellow Republican Peter Stautberg’s campaign.
FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: Now in the January 27 Pulse, it states that in order to gain access into McMason Schools, you must have proper ID. Then when you show your proper ID, they do a back ground check on you, it only takes 30 seconds. More sweet news: NoTax Jack says McMason schools won’t seek a new levy. Maybe they just figured out people won’t pay for anymore sex-ed teachers.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluehras Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders intellectually inundating e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features another trio of now-convicted killers, or in this case: butchers! Seems these three creatures weren’t satified just to have killed a man by slicing his throat so they decided to chop up his body. Fortunately for law enforcement, they weren’t smart and decided to go do some more drugs before finishing the job. Before their high wore off, the land lord found the body parts and called the cops. Check out the rest of the story in the Robster’s e-rag. It’ll leave you in pieces…

ALSO IN NoKY: When NoKY’s second most infamous sex-ed teacher and ex-Bun-Gal Sarah Jones was pathetically pandering herself on on 700WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham’s program in Ohio today, was she in violation of her felony guilty plea for sleeping with a student? Surely Sarah told her probation officer she was headed out of state, right?! Hmmm… maybe we should send Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff down to the probation office to check it out just to be sure.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Debe Terhar wasn’t getting the Liberals’ Marge Schott Treatment or what!” Disingenuous DemocRATS are pulling out all the stops orchestrating their outrage over the Ohio State Board of Education President’s posting a photograph of Adolf Hitler on her Facebook page with a message critical of Obama’s new gun-grabbing efforts.

Now Ohio DemocRATS, the PC Police, and their accomplices in the Liberal News Media are giving the state board of education until 5 p.m. Thursday to turn over records of Debe Terhar’s text messages or the party will sue to get them. At least Debe didn’t say “Hitler was good in the beginning but he went too far,” like Large Marge did.

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