Sunday, January 27, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER STORY THIS WEEK was how many fewer people attended Obama’s Second Inauguration this year on MLK Day than attended his first Inaugural Ceremony in 2009.- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was how many fewer people watched Obama’s Second Inauguration on TV this year on MLK Day than watched his first Inaugural Ceremony in 2009.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was how much more Obama’s Second Inauguration cost this year on MLK Day than his first Inaugural Ceremony in 2009.
MONDAY in our Special “Salute to Black Republicans” E-dition, The Blower asked how many ways can a slain civil rights leader’s memory be exploited and reported Martin Luther King wouldn’t want a day off.
With the hypocrisy of our Disingenuous DemocRATS’ unanimous forgiveness of equally Disingenuous DemocRAT US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s racist comments about Obama’s being a “light-skinned African who won’t scare white people” and doesn’t talk in “negro dialect unless he wants to” still ringing in our ears, we can only imagine what Dingy Harry might say today on the day of Obama’s Totally Meaningless Second Historic Inauguration because both Obama and Biden were actually sworn in during separate ceremonies the day before.
Because contrary to Mendacious Media Mythology, Obama’s “historic” first election did not usher in a post-racial America. Instead, speaking openly about race is still forbidden. Just ask Harry Reid, who had dared to use the term “Negro,” although the National Council of Negro Women and United Negro College Fund still exist.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Obama—the Second Term” E-dition, The Blower said, was already counting down another 1460 Days until Obama’s Third Term and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Today we’re still trying to figure out how much our grandchildren had to borrow from China to pay for Obama’s Historic Second Inauguration. Obama increased Debt $50,521 per household; more than the first 42 presidents combined! —U.S. Over-taxed Payers ($16.5 Trillion in Debt)
Wasn’t it all really a total waste of time and money, since both the president and vice president were sworn in at separate ceremonies on Sunday? —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
Wasn’t it surprising twice as many people planned to ignore the televised event (41%) than in 2009 (21%)? —Harry the Cable Guy
Although there will probably only be about a quarter of us celebrating at Obama’s Second Inauguration, we’ll try to leave as big as mess as we did in 2009. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Self-Entitled Obama Supporters, Who Still Haven’t Learned How to Pick Up After Themselves
Monday was just another day in Washington when absolutely nothing was accomplished to solve the many problems our nation in facing. —Your DC Newsbreaker
Some people think Obama’s Second Inaugural Address declared “War on Liberty As We Know It.” —Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Obama, the Next Day” E-dition,The Blower said “Welcome to the first day of your four year hangover!”
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said after listening to all that bloviating about the greatest inaugural speech in history (that Obama Supporters in the Press had declared days before it was even given), many Americans were amazed to awake this morning to find the lame couldn’t walk, the blind couldn’t see, the Federal Budget wasn’t balanced, the economy hadn’t been revived, the real estate problem hadn’t been solved, autoworkers were still losing their jobs, we’d failed to solve our gas/alternative energy problems, fires and mudslides would still plague California, hurricanes and tornadoes had not been banned, identity theft had not been stopped, global warming had not been reversed, Osama was no longer on the loose but plenty of his followers are still on the attack, Israelis and Palestinians were not living harmoniously side-by-side, corruption still existed in our government, and all of the world was not living at Peace. Worse than that, Tom and Rose were just beginning to wonder when MoveOn.Org would be reimbursing them for all that money they’d advanced for their big Inaugural Bash at the Camargo Country Club to celebrate the “historic” Coronation of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadj, Doctor Barrack Hussein Obama Dada.
Setting Obama’s Second Term Agenda was easy for Obama Supporters at CBS: “Destroy the Republican Party!”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Hillary at the Grillery” E-dition, The Blower said, “The DemocRATS can’t wait to nominate her in 2016!”
TALE OF TWO TWATS: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Hillary Clinton ended her term as Obama’s Failed Secretary of State when she actually testified about the Obama Administration’s Bungle in Benghazi before the 2012 election. Hillary shouted “What difference does it make why four Americans were killed in Benghazi?”
Obviously, none, since even if the details had been known, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters are already counting down the 1458 days until Obama’s Third Term. Still, it was fun watching Kentucky Senator Rand Paul telling “the smartest woman in America” he would’ve fired her incompetent ass if he’d been president.
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FRIDAY in our Special “Hillary’s Last Week” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s hard to imagine John Kerry being any worse” as the Liberal Press ignored Hillary’s terrible testimony.
BIG HAND FOR A LITTLE LADY: Obama supporters in the Press couldn’t stop gushing uncontrollably over Hillary’s stellar performance testifying before Congress, even after she went bonkers and shouted “What difference does it make why four Americans were killed in Benghazi?”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 79% expect a woman president in the next 25 years. With all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters out there, we can’t imagine it would take that long. How old will Hillary be in 2038, anyway?
WOMEN IN THE MILITARY: Whistleblower War Correspondent Ollie Hackworth wonders if sending women to fight on the front lines is now party of Obama’s “Broad Agenda” for America’s Fighting Forces.
QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: Phyllis Schlafly’s “Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions.”
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “More than a million people gathered in our nation’s capital yesterday, and tens of millions more watched from home to celebrate the first lady’s new haircut.”
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SATURDAY in our Special “Federal Court Ruling” E-dition, The Blower said, “Wouldn’t it be funny if Obama had illegally appointed those Judges?”
RACIST JUDGES: Friday a Federal Appeals Court overturned Obama’s controversial recess appointments from last year, ruling he abused his powers and acted when the Senate was not actually in a recess. Not to worry, Obama could always disband all those racist judges by Executive Order.
This ruling could also affect the short-term recess appointment of former Ohio Attorney General Richard Cordray as director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau which was made the same day, the Cleveland Pain Dealer reports.
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Seediest Kids of All
The Eldon Pudpuller Story
Eldon Pudpuller was a very troubled 12-year-old lad who ran up a whopping $38,000 telephone bill last month making calls to 1-900 phone-sex lines, all because his hero, Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien had been in court “getting off” on a technicality for trying to “get off” in front of a Wellborn woman last May and Eldon couldn’t combine “whacking off” with show-and-tell at his Forrest Gump School. The Forest Hills Urinal got hold of the story, and soon none of the Pudpullers could show their faces in public. So the Seediest Kids of All sent over tapes of calls to the same phone sex lines made by guys who’d worked their asses off on “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s campaign and hadn’t even been called back on interviews for jobs in Ohio’s new Second Congressional District Office in Anderson. Now Eldon listens to grown-ups talking dirty any time he wants and it doesn’t cost his family a dime. He’s learning a lot about city government at the same time. He’s studying hard in school and when he grows up, he wants to be a public official too. Just like Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien, and then they could be called “Big Spanky” and “Little Spanky.” The entire Pudpuller family is grateful to the Seediest Kids of All, but it’s you they really have to thank, because it’s your guilt throughout the year which makes it all possible.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOTLINE
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- RECOVERING REPUBLICANS: Analyzing what’s wrong with the Republican message these days, Republicans gathered in Charlotte, N.C., for the RNC’s Winter Meeting this week, as party leaders debating how to best bounce back from an election where they lost the White House for the second time in a row, and touching off a lot of soul-searching within the GOP. Peince Priebus has been re-elected Chairman of the Republican National Committee, probably because nobody else would take the job.
Please tell us the GOP can do better for a lame new slogan than “Renew, Grow, and Win,” Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says “Destroy the DemocRATS” has a nice ring to it.
- BREAKING NEWS: John Boehner, who is now apologizing for his failed Fiscal Cliff Strategy, now says, “We have a deal on Immigration.” Given the GOP House Speaker recent track record, The Blower can hardly wait.
- DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: E-mails show the FBI investigating DemocRAT U.S. Senator Bob Menendez paying for sex with underage Dominican prostitutes.
- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Abraham Lincoln’s “Politicians are a set of men who have interests aside from the interests of the people and who, to say the most of them, are, taken as a mass, at least one long step removed from honest men.”
- ROMNEYDAMUS: At yesterday’s meeting of our Romney Supporters Anonymous in Goshen, somebody asked if former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney wasn’t the modern-day Nostradamus, since all those things he predicted during the 2012 Presidential Campaign (that all those Obama Supporters in the Press covered up) are now coming true. “We lost, but I’m not going away. I will continue to help,” Romney said on Friday whatever the hell that means)
UNION BLUES: Membership is continuing to shrink throughout the country, even as companies add jobs in one-time union strongholds such as Michigan. Union membership fell to 11.3% of wage and salary workers last year, down from 11.8% the year before.- MEDIA MENDACITY: Climate Alarmist-in-Chief Al Gore is going to appear on the CBS Late Show on Tuesday, the same day his new book comes out. Is that a coincidence or what?
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “Yesterday House Speaker John Boehner said that Obama’s focus is to ‘annihilate’ the Republican Party. Do the Republicans look like they need help from Obama?”
- TEA PARTY FOCUS: The Anderson Tea Party is producing a Candidate Questionnaire to submit to all Trustee Candidates. Not only are these Tea Party Patriots upstaging the local GOP, they’re also actually focusing on a race they can affect.
- G-UNCONTROL UPDATE: Obama’s VP Joke Biden says “Taking Away Guns Isn’t ‘Gun Control.’ It’s really ‘Gun Safety.” Not even all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Voters believe that.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says just 28% of Likely U.S. Voters now prefer a larger government with more services and higher taxes to a smaller one with fewer services and lower taxes.
- OBAMANOMICS 101: Long term unemployment under Obama is at the highest level since at least the end of World War II, threatening to create a permanent underclass of workers who will find it difficult or impossible to obtain jobs in the future. What’s more, Obama’s insistence on repeatedly extending long term unemployment benefits may be fueling the unemployment problem.
- WALL STREET TWEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says stocks are closing in on an all time high when the Dow hit 14,164 on October 9, 2007), and these days, investors appear to be just as clueless about the economy as all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters out there.
- CLOWNS IN CONGRESS: Boehner’s Buffoons are still celebrating passage of their so-called “No Budget, No Pay” Act that requires the Senate to pass a budget or have their pay withheld. That ought to really worry all those millionaires in Congress.
- OUR CLERMONT CRONY says the new good ol’ boy, “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup got caught with his fly down when he voted FOR raising the debt limit. Wenstrup billed himself as the Tea Party candidate, collecting endorsements from groups like Liberty Alliance Cincinnati and the Ohio Liberty Council every time he railed against “Mean Jean” Schmidt for doing the same damn thing.
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Biracial Bipartisans Chris Finney and SMLP Smithermouth sent us “It’s MLK Day, Charlie Bro,” just about the most racially insensitive MLK Day video ever seen.
The Blower remembers when Queen Latifah said: “I miss the ’70s where you had shows like ‘The Jefferson’s’ and ‘All In the Family’ where Black people could be Black and white people could be white. Racists could be racists, and non-racists could be non-racists, but it was talked about.”
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1888, the National Geographic Society was founded in Washington, D.C., and Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says people have been looking at pictures of Obama’s relatives with really saggy breasts in doctors’ offices ever since.
- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Liberals are all atwitter these days, even after Ohio State Board of Education President Debe Terhar said she was not comparing Obama to Adolf Hitler when she posted a photograph of the Nazi leader on her Facebook page with a message critical of Obama’s new gun-grabbing efforts. Maybe that’s why Debe’s Facebook page has been “deactivated.”
Meanwhile at the Ohio Republcan Party, Executive Director Matt Borges says those with Selective Memory Loss will probably choose to forget when Ohio’s Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown compared Republican Governor John Kasich’s policies to Hitler and Stalin, prompting Politico to run a headline saying “Sherrod Brown compares Republicans to Hitler.”
VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Liberals complain the perception that America’s electoral system is rife with voter fraud presents a challenge for elections officials, like the “perception” of Dishonest DemocRATS bringing students from We Be Hughes High School down to the Board of Elections to vote for Obama.- REP-TILE REPORT: Disgraced DemocRAT former State Rep-tile Clayton Luckie is now doing the perp walk, heading to prison for up to three years, and must repay the state nearly $12,000 for improperly spending about $130,000 in campaign funds, then falsifying documents to cover up his actions. Republican State Rep-tile Peter Beck from McMason has only been accused of participating in a fraud that cheated investors out of more than $1.2 million and funneling funds thru the caucus campaign to fellow Republican Peter Stautberg’s campaign.
- GOING GALT means recognizing that you do not need to justify your life or wealth to your neighbors, “society,” politicians, or bureaucRATS. They’re yours, period!
MEDIA MANIPULATION: In order to suck up to the media and get a big headline, “Foxy Roxy” Qualls visited The Fishwrap’s idiotorial board and announced that the Carew Tower was slated for condos. After being stung by Manti Te’o, The Fishwrap broke its long precedent and did and actually did some fact checking to find out that the owners of the Carew Tower had absolutely no intention to put rental units in their building, and they had never discussed any such thing with “Foxy Roxy” or anyone else. Foxy Roxy replied that she and her friends thought it was a good idea and “they” discussed it, so she was not really lying. And you thought the Culture of Obama had not yet arrived in the Queen City.- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Those Obama signs are finally down on Beechmont Circle. Maybe they thought people were going to start dumping horse poop in their yard!
LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Last night an emergency fund-raiser was held to come up with the $2.15 needed to buy red paint to update Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns’ only “Running for Congress” sign.- FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Here’s a riddle: What’s the difference between Wednesday’s front page and the DemocRAT Party’s newsletter? The DNC newsletter had fewer pictures of King Obama’s coronation.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES say “We hope everyone had a chance to view the big Virgil Lovitt Roast, fittingly hosted by one of the organizations that received the proceeds of many of Virg’s tax increases.”
- IN HAMILTON COUNTY: Sheriff Neil held a big I-275 car wreck press conference to get some local face time on TV. Imagine how much national recognition our new Hamilton County Sheriff might get if he joined other patriotic American sheriffs refusing to enforce Obama’s unconstitutional gun control laws. Almost as much as he’ll get the day his deputies conduct that “Penis Lineup” in Anderson Township.
- OUR COLERAIN CRUSADER says it only took five or six hours to clean up the wreckage from Monday’s 86-car pileup on I-275. The State Patrol is hoping to clear out the lawyers in five or six days.
- COUNTDOWN TO TAX DAY: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you’ve been ignoring your “Jacked Up Tax Bill” for more than three weeks, you still have until midnight on January 31 to get the money in, or our Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor will publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”
THE LOCAL TAX BATTLE IS NOW ON: Over at the Cincinnati Zoo, Thayne Maynard, who wants more money from overtaxed payers or they’ll kill all the elephants, just announced FREE zoo admission to inner city yoofs in order to buy votes and get headlines. These yoofs from the local area are typically the same ones who are caught throwing bricks at the school buses full of rich kids from the suburbs being transported to the zoo for a field trip. “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman says while it is nice the zoo is giving non taxpayers a freebie, when are they going to give the over-taxed payers a break?”- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET reports Courthouse Hacks are clamoring to know more about slow-pay relative to a well-known local elected official, whose name you might know. Here’s a hint: it’s all in the family.
- INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST FEARLESS FERRETT says at Saturday’s NorthEast Hamilton County RINO Circus’ Annual Pancake Breakfast, everybody was looking for that woman with six felonies in Ohio who’s been active in Hamilton County RINO Party politics for several years. That guy who prosecuted her was there too.
REAL GOSSIP BY LINDA LIBEL says petitions are still being circulated by Anderson Township Women’s Groups asking Hamilton County’s New Sheriff Jim Neil’s Deputies to conduct a “Penis Lineup” that would also be televised live on Anderson Community TV, so the proper charge against Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien might be filed. Exhibitionists wishing to appear in the “Penis Lineup” should remember one thing: “Size Matters.”- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Property owners in Anderson are still waiting for more news about the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous tax hike.
- AN ASTONISHED ANDERSONIAN writes “Is it just me, or does Greg Delev’s idio-torial in today’s Forest Hills Urinal read like the ravings of a lunatic? That is the most disjointed, unorganized piece of drivel I have read in a long time. He obviously has a problem with complete sentences and punctuation.”
Dear “Astonished,” Every time Greg decides to do something really stupid (like run for public office), his enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal run a guest column for him as a kickoff present. Maybe this means Greg and his client Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien will be running for Township Trustees as a team.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL: Remember last week when Bunky Tadwell sent us a copy of his poem entitled “Winter” that simply said, “Jesus H. Christ, it’s cold out there! (The end)?” Well today, the Bard of Cleves has another fast four-liner about our climate:
They say there is Global Warming,
But if I may be so crass;
This friggin’ Global Warming,
Is really freezing my ass!
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 295 says to quote P. J. O’Rourke: “The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.”- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says 68% support a five-year lobbying ban for members of Congress after they lose their seats or resign. Do you think Former Congressman-Turned Lobbyist Goof Doofus would go along with that?
- BLUEGRASS RIFLE ASSOCIATION SPOKESMAN BILLY BOB CARBINE says firearms that are openly displayed can now be carried into facilities that are owned by municipalities like libraries, parks, zoos, and city halls, but not schools, jails, or prisons. The CamBoozler says dueling between public officials is still also forbidden. That’s the law we’d like to see repealed.
Billy Bob also reports a new poll says 65% of firearm owners would defy Government Attempts to confiscate guns. The Blower is still waiting to hear if tri state sheriffs would enforce Obama’s unconstitutional gun grab.
- FIRST AMENDMENT UPDATE: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) was not surprised when U.S. District Judge William Bertelsman declared a mistrial in “Crazy Eric’s” egregious efforts to extort millions of dollars for his disgraced former Bungal cheerleader client who was convicted for having sex with her student.
Amazingly enough, the first jury had eight people so stupid that they believed Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters’ arguments that convicted felon Bungal cheerleader Sarah Jones could actually have her reputation damaged. Nothing could hurt her reputation worse than being known as a predatory teacher who trifles with her teenage student — except maybe being associated with Crazy Eric. Trust us — if anyone thought she was having sex with every member of the Bungals, that would be a better reputation than the one she now has. The beauty of it all is that “Crazy Eric” largely created her reputation as a stupid, predatory child-fucker. She could never have been convicted if he hadn’t paraded her before the press to peddle her lies and ended up essentially confessing.
Did anyone notice how recently Sarah said she first saw her turgid teenager as a freshman in her class and immediately thought they’d be together? That means she started grooming her victim when he was 14 or 15.
Ironically, “Crazy Eric” was lucky to get out of this trial with a hung jury. The Blower remembers when U.S. District Judge William Bertelsman ordered Independence lawyer Eric Deters to pay Kenton Commonwealth’s Attorney Rob Sanders and his assistant $12,765.45 for defending a frivolous lawsuit Deters filed against the two. The authority for such an award was based on a civil procedure rule known as Rule 11.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if there were any good local stories about Typical Obama Supporters attending Obama’s totally meaningless yet abundantly expensive Second Presidential Inauguration.
Kane remembered Obama’s First Historic Presidential Inauguration, when his next door neighbor, a Dumbed-Down DemocRAT who had run unsuccessfully for county office on two separate occasions before the Obama era (when even the most unqualified or incompetent local DemocRAT would be swept into office), took the entire week off so he could drive to Washington to experience the wonderfulness of Obama’s Coronation, but the closest he could get to the Capitol Mall where they used to sell slaves, was two towns away in Maryland, where he got to watch the festivities on a crappy 19-inch analog TV in a run-down smoke-filled bar. Now you know we call them “Dumbed-Down DemocRATS.” The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap should’ve told that story in its keepsake edition.
- AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be celebrating the end of the First Week of Obama’s Second Term, and we’ll already be counting down the 1,454 days until his “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday we’ll be reviewing John Boehner’s latest blunder and we’ll be publishing Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers saying they told you so.
Wednesday, we’ll be checking to see if they cleaned up from Obama’s Historic Second Inauguration.
Thursday we’ll be reminding everybody it’s the last day to mail your Jacked-Up Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes.
And the first line of Friday’s limerick is: “At our Groundhog Day Party this year.”
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