Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Blower’s Week in Review

• OUR NUMBER ONE VIDEO THIS WEEK is a new documentary by former military officers. “Dishonorable Disclosure” charges the Obama Administration of serious National Security violations in deliberately leaking classified and/or top secret intelligence. To say that these charges are going to be controversial might be an understatement. The documentary features a range of testimony detailing specific aspects of operations, and points out the failures of Intelligence Security as it relates to operational success – more specifically as it applies to covert operations.

• OUR NUMBER TWO VIDEO THIS WEEK was “The Hope and the Change,” an hour-long film that will make its premiere at a screening next week at the Republican National Convention, complete with a planned introduction by one of the convention’s star speakers—perhaps keynoter Chris Christie. The film will go into theatrical release in selected cities in September, and, if all proceeds according to plan, will play several dozen times on a cable channel right up to Election Day.

• AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “2016,” the anti-Obama documentary that examines the question, “If Barack Obama wins a second term, where will we be in 2016?” Dinesh D’Souza’s book, “The Roots of Obama’s Rage,” expanded nationwide on Friday with early first-place showings in the domestic box office rankings.

The Blower’s movie reviewer Carper Flick went to the Rave Movie Theater in Greed Township Friday evening. There were 272 people in the #1 room (All white, not one black person, and no one under 40). The film concept was that Obama had “colonial” experiences in Kenya, Hawaii, and that’s why he returned Winston Churchill’s bust to the UK when he took office. Obama looks at those colonial experiences and dislikes white people, rich people, and even America’s poor because compared to poor people in the rest of the world, our poor people are “rich.” Obama also capitalized on the guilty feelings that Liberal white people feel wanted to help a nice black man with a nice smile without really looking into Obama’s politics and history.

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• MONDAY in our Special “Back to School” E-dition, The Blower reported that for our Edjumacation in America, the worse schools perform, the more it costs.

As students return to school, Obama Supporters in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2012.

Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 6 in only “77” more days keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.

Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous DemoCRATS.

And School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote so they can vote for Obama and the DemocRATS.

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• TUESDAY in our Special “Size Really Does Matter” E-dition, The Blower asked if all those Obama-Biden rallies are half full, or are they half empty and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

Our rallies are smaller than those massive multitudes you see for Romney and Ryan since we’re intentionally limiting our crowd size at our events because of security and costs. —Team Obama

That’s why we chose Obama campaign spokeswoman, Jen Psaki’s “We have plenty of time for big rallies.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Our prayers have been answered: Team Obama is sending Biden back out on the campaign trail again this week. —Late Night Comedians on TV

On this date in 1959 Hawaii became our 50th state, and Hawaiian birth certificates have become suspect ever since. —Hurley the Historian

Nice rack, Mom! —Paul Ryan

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•  WEDNESDAY in our Special “Prevaricating Presser” E-dition, The Blower said Obama’s Selective Memory Disorder was on display!

It was another “Five Pinocchio Performance,” because after listening to two weeks of highly publicized criticism from the White House Press Corps about Obama’s interviews on such lowly news outlets as “People” magazine and “Entertainment Tonight,” Obama dropped by at the White House Briefing Room on Monday and lost even more credibility when he showed he hadn’t lost his touch, lying with a straight face that his campaign had never accused his Republican opponent of being a felon.

But the truth was: on July 12 Obama’s Deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter had laid out the issue as the Obama team sees it: “Either Mitt Romney, through his own words and his own signature, was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is a felony.”

So who were you going to believe— Obama or your lying eyes?

The zinger of the day was at the end of the event when Obama was running for cover and ABC’s Jake Tapper yelled out “Don’t be a stranger.”

And Edward Cropper’s photo-shopped editorial spoof of current events shows us what Obama’s pathetic performance looked like.

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• THURSDAY, in our Special “Adios Akin” E-dition, The Blower said, “It all depends on what your definition of rape is”:

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says you can forget about Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns for the moment, because this week’s “Campaign Distraction” has been changed to making a BFD out of Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin’s bizarre comments about abortion and rape. So far, Obama Supporters in the Press have given the Akin story four times more coverage then Biden’s “Chains” smear.

Other unimportant 2012 campaign issues that will not be discussed this week include the county’s 8.3% unemployment, the highest poverty rate in 50 years, 46 million Americans on food stamps, $16 trillion national debt, the worst economic recovery in U.S. History, $5.3 trillion record deficit spending in three years, the first U.S Credit Downgrade, Iranian nukes, Islamic extremism, diminished U.S. Global standing, GM losses, “Fast and Furious,” intelligence leaks, Obamacare, and cutting $716 billion from Medicare, just to name a few.

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• FRIDAY in our Special “Hurricane Hype” E-dition, The Blower said you needed to “Get Ready for Updates Every Five Minutes” because Tampa’s DemocRAT Mayor was ready to call it off:

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says with then only “74” more days until the 2012 Elections another distraction has been added to Obama’s list. Now guys at Storm Tracker would be giving us hourly hype updates on Hurricane Isaac, so we’ll know if the Republican National Convention has been postponed or cancelled in Tampa next week.

And if that didn’t work, Obama and his Desperate DemocRATS were also planning to do their damnedest to disrupt Mitt Romney’s coronation as the GOP nominee.

Presidential candidates have traditionally kept a low profile during their opponents’ nominating celebrations, what else would you expect from Obama’s nastiest campaign in history? Obama’s Bumbling Vice President Joe Biden had planned to be in Tampa for a gaffe-fest on Monday, and Michelle’s been scheduled for a friendly appearance on “David Letterman Show” smack dab in the middle of Romney’s nominating bash. Don’t be surprised if you see the Obama campaign running negative ads during the GOP Convention TV coverage.

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• SATURDAY in our Special “Scheduling SNAFU” E-dition, The Blower wondered where all those Ohio Republicans were supposed to be Saturday morning:

In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said with only then only “73” more days until the 2012 Elections, a lot of Republicans are confused that morning.

The Romney Campaign was telling every Republican in Ohio to be at the Village Green Park Amphitheatre in Powell, Ohio (wherever in hell that is) for a large 8:30 AM victory rally with Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and the Ohio Republican Team (we’re not sure if Portman is included). Most people are waiting to see if Romney tells that “Birth Certificate Joke,” like he did in Michigan on Thursday.

Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett is telling people they should be home packing so they can join his large delegation of Ohioans to next week’s Republican National Convention in Tampa to nominate Mitt Romney as the GOP’s presidential candidate.

Gay conservative groups like Log Cabin Republicans and GOProud will be there too. They report the party platform is as gay as ever. No word which of this year’s star candidates will be honored.

The Anderson Tea Party says you should be attending that Ohio Voter Integrity Project “True the Vote” Ohio State Summit to ensure election integrity in Ohio featuring Ken Blackwell and Jon Husted at the same time in Worthington. But you might have to skedaddle early so you can get to the Ohio School Board Leadership Council in Lewis Center, Ohio by 1 PM.

Locally on Saturday, Citizens for Community Values Action are offering free movie tickets to see “2016,” if you do a little phone banking at their place, and they’re even The Hamilton County RINO Party says you should be picking up your Romney yard signs and bumper stickers at Romney Victory Centers in Kenwood, Westwood, and Colerain. Volunteers for Mike Wilson are expected to be going door-to-door in Glendale and passing out campaign literature at the Taste of Blue Ash. Meanwhile, Volunteers for Steve Chabothead, “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, and Wayne Man Lippert have no idea where they’re supposed to be today, while supporters of Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien will be joining Whacky Jackie’s Illegitimate Son making deposits at the drive-thru window of the Anderson Sperm Bank.

Did Kevin’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal forget to mention that new drive thru business on the front page this week, along with not reporting that nice little old neighbor lady of Kevin’s who asked for the Disgraced Dis-Trustee’s resignation?

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• PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS 2012: This week, Republicans will be in Tampa to nominate Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan at their 2012 Convention while Obama and his Desperate DemocRATS, along with their Willing Accomplices in the Liberal Press will be doing everything they can to disrupt the proceedings. It’s no use reminding people that presidential candidates have traditionally kept a low profile during their opponents’ nominating celebrations. Obama’s nastiest re-election campaign in history has already gone way past that. Meanwhile, The Blower will be watching to see which happens first—Hurricane Isaac or $16 Trillion of debt.
• OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reported Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett says The ORP) will launch the first-ever virtual convention for Ohioans who want to participate in the 2012 Republican National Convention electing Mitt Romney as the Republican nominee for president. The virtual headquarters is set up here.
• THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters are clear the economy is the most important issue in this year’s presidential campaign, but right now distractions like “legitimate rape” and a plan to reform Medicare seem to be dominating much of the media coverage.
• OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “They’re now worried that Tropical Storm Isaac could hit Florida during next week’s Republican convention. But Florida is ready for it. Thanks to President Obama’s economic policies, many businesses down there are already boarded up. Actually, Mitt Romney and Hurricane Isaac have something in common. They can both change directions at any moment. Rest assured, no matter how high those winds get, not a single hair on Romney’s or Paul Ryan’s head will move. They have guaranteed that. And it’s now being reported that Joe Biden will go to the Republican convention to try to cause problems for Mitt Romney. Then after that, he will go to the Democratic convention where he will definitely cause problems for President Obama.”
• HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1939, the first televised baseball game featured the Cincinnati Reds and the Brooklyn Dodgers, and Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furman says after watching Friday night’s debacle at Mediocre American Ball Park, you’ll never guess who lost.
• OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Yogi Berra’s “The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
• VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: A Pennsylvania judge refused to halt enforcement of a new state law making it more difficult for many people to vote in the upcoming November 6 election. Liberals claim that the law requiring voters to show photo identification unfairly targets minorities, poor people, senior citizens, and students. They’re least likely to have driver’s licenses — and most likely to vote DemocRAT. Curiously, people attending the DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte next week will have to show their photo IDs to get in.
• THUGS ‘R US: The AFL-CIO is planning to have Union Goons to knock on 640,000 doors over the weekend in 23 states to counter the Republican National Convention in Tampa. Labor unions have traditionally begun their political efforts on Labor Day, but are starting a week early to coincide with the GOP convention.
• MEDIA MENDACITY: This week Obama Supporters in the Press went totally whacko after Mitt Romney made a birth certificate joke and the Obama campaign called the lowest form of gutter politics and used it as that day’s excuse to send out another fund-raising e-mail. PMSNBC even called it the “Most Despicable Bigotry We Can Imagine.” No wonder Charles Krauthammer on FOX News’ “Special Report” called it “the most absurd example of fake umbrage in the history of fake umbrage.”
• LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
• DERANGED DEMOCRATS: Big Hairy News reports DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Retard-Florida) appeared to be physically unable to tell the truth while appearing on CNN’s Anderson Cooper show Thursday. Cooper unsuccessfully spent an entire segment repeatedly trying to get Wasserman Schultz to simply acknowledge the fact she has been deliberately misquoting an LA Times article in order to distort Mitt Romney’s stand on abortion. A flustered Cooper was later overheard saying that interviewing the DNC head was “like talking to a possessed carp.” A close friend said Wasserman Schultz’s inability to tell the truth is actually the result of a traumatic childhood incident, possibly involving hair care products. “Debs can’t stop lying, but it’s not her fault – she got messed up bad.”
• REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: are excited to see “Mean Jean” Schmidt unexplainably named as one of America’s sexiest politicians. Their only regret is that “Summer’s Eve” Bolton wasn’t named with her.
• MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Metro Mole says Editor Wedgie Washburn keeps sending out those silly e-mails promoting the incredibly shrinking publication’s so-called “Watchdog Coverage.” In a recent episode, Wedgie wrote “I want to draw your attention to some of the important journalism The Enquirer is researching for you this summer and fall.” Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin wonders exactly how you’re supposed to “research journalism,” whatever in hell that’s supposed to mean.
• RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: In this week’s Racial Healing Update, our Compassionate Conservative wondered if now that UC’s former President Greg “I Was Born a Poor Black Child” Williams is no longer going to be around to protect him, we’ll now be hearing more about UC’s Affirmative Action Police Chief.
• LEGAL BRIEFS: That Cabal still out to destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters was discussing Kenton Circuit Judge Patricia Summe’s ruling not to issue a gag order in the case of that former Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader accused of having sex with a student when she taught at Dixie Heights High School. Everybody thought “Crazy Eric” would continue to pimp out his stupid clients on his even stupider radio show, where he’s already created a mountain of questions for the prosecutors to use at trial, and will doubtless endanger his clients even more. Now “Crazy Eric” says he “resigned” in a chain-of-command dispute with managers of Real Talk 1160, and says his offer to rescind the resignation this morning was ignored.

Then one of our Caballeros told the story about how Eric once got a job changing sheets in a whorehouse. One of Eric’s friends asked how much the job paid, and Eric replied “$20-a-week.” The guy’s friend said, “$20 didn’t sound like a lot,” and Eric explained, “But $20 is all I could afford.”

• SPOILED SPORTS OF ALL SORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders if Hurley the Historian forgot that Friday was the 23rd Anniversary of Pete Rose’s banishment from baseball. Judge Nick Nadel is still crying about that too. It’s been so long since Nadel’s had any publicity.
• THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): And did our Feckless Fishwrappers really need two reporters to inform readers that Cincinnati Assistant Police Chief Richard Janke had been named director of security for the Horseshoe Casino? Persons of Consequence learned all about that news two weeks ago in The Blower’s August 11 e-dition. Meanwhile, down at the Plum Street Circus, our City Hall Snitch sent us an item that implies our Imposter Police Chief is breaking an Ohio law he is required to uphold. Do you think Ohio Attorney General should be informed?
• CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: says he’s still waiting to hear what happened at Thursday’s “Case Management Conference” on that property at 3118 Daytona Avenue in Westwood momentarily owned by “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s campaign mangler appointed by Alex T., Mall Cop GOP. [CHECK THAT CASE OUT HERE]
• IN ANDERSON: Angry Andersonians are still wondering why Anderson Dis-Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal forgot to report that nice little old neighbor lady of Kevin’s who asked for Kevin’s resignation at the last Trustee’s Meeting?
• SOREHEADS IN THE SUBURBS: Our Colerain Crusader says the Romney-Ryan campaign finally opened its long-awaited “Colerain Township Victory Center” at 8240 Clara Ave. at 12 NOON on Thursday. Republican activists will know its location because it’s around the corner from Lou Blessing’s Field Of Dreams.

And in a WHISTLEBLOWER EXCLUSIVE, our Colerain Crusader discovered why Lou might want to have a park so close to home. According to the Board of Elections, his son, and this year’s Republican nominee for State Representative Louis W. Blessing III, still lives at home with mommy and daddy at 3151 McGill Ave, even though he is a well-paid and certified Professional Engineer. Billy, as he is known, was arrested for being in a public park after dark in 2006, the year before this park was built. Why was a then-25-year-old man in a park notorious for same-sex hookups well after 9:30 PM (when dark, AKA Civil Twilight, arrives in June) and didn’t just leave when asked to do so?

At least our Crusader wasn’t trying to compare these vile-and-disgusting insinuations with that equally vile-and-disgusting YouTube Video asking if “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup has a college secret.

• CLERMONT CRONIES: Readers in Clermont County are wondering why the Community Depress is calling it a “shake-up” over at the Clermont County Visitors and Convention Bureau. Everyone understands why the Clermont County Commissioners, led by Buffalo Dave Uible kicked out June Creager-Mason. After all, Creager-Mason was feeding her whole family on the fat payroll of the Bureau generated by the hotel tax in Clermont County. However, nobody understands how you can call it a “shake-up” when the Commissioners replaced the Bureau’s Board with known Tim Rudd Cronies like Linda Fraley and Chuck Tilbury. If anyone if going to continue to do the bidding of Rudd and his cronies like Creager-Mason, it’s certainly Fraley and her chief yes-man Tilbury. That’s like replacing bad with worse.

• READING THE TEA LEAVES: a fair-sized crowd of Tea Party Patriots showed up on the Capitol steps in Frankfort and to hear Kentucky’s U.S. Senators Bitch McConnell and Rand Paul speak against the Obamacare on Tuesday. A few Deluded DemocRATS showed up too, especially the idiot who walked to the front of the crowd with an “I Love Obamacare” sign. Nobody said Obama supporters were smart.
• THIS WEEK IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports our Vanilla Hills Vigilante says residents will finally have a chance to get rid of their miscreant mayor after Mike Martin was accused of defying Kenton County Judge Patricia Summe’s orders not to destroy embarrassing information. A removal hearing is scheduled on September 5. [READ THAT STORY HERE] Several clowncil members have already asked Martin to resign, but the mayor has repeatedly told city leaders and 9 News that he won’t step down from office. Meanwhile, former Vanilla Hills Mayor Mike Sadouskas keeps asking himself how he ever lost to a guy like Martin in the first place.

If only “Crazy Eric” Deters still had his radio show, Martin could go on the air and take his case to the people.

• NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

The Student’s Creed
The public schools are open,
Let’s happily run and shout.
We’ll wander buy in about a week
And see how many have dropped out.

• THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking if Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was planning to cover next week’s Republican Convention in Tampa. You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, political skullduggery, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.
• AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “71” days away.

 Monday we’ll be beginning our coverage of the Republican National Convention in Tampa.

Tuesday we’ll be reporting how the GOP is trying to keep its Elderly Voting Base alive until November by reminding seniors to take their blood pressure medication, hoping they won’t die before voting on Election Day.

Wednesday we’ll be ignoring Rob “Fighting for Face Time” Portman’s prime time speech at the Convention to see if he announces he’ll be running for Vice President in 2016.

Thursday we’ll be following reporting if there were enough Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes for the Flood of Closeted Republicans.

And the first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When the Republicans have a convention”

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