Monday, August 20, 2012

Edjumacation in America

As students return to school, Obama Supporters in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2012.
Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 6 in only “77” more days keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.
Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous DemoCRATS.
School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote to vote for Obama and the DemocRATS.
The National Education Association still wants teachers to blame America for Arab terrorist attacks on September 11 during Ramadan.
Public “Education” has become indoctrination and distraction.
Failed Public School Systems want voters to pass Diversity Tax Hikes, so they can piss away more over-taxed payers’ money down public education rat holes.
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says despite concerns about the economy, most Americans with school age children still plan to spend more money getting them ready for school than they did a year ago. The majority of adults believe parents should have choices about the children’s schools. Only 23% give U.S. Public Education positive marks. Most Americans favor more school spending until the price tag is attached. And 54% say most school textbooks are more concerned with Political Correctness than Accuracy.
And teachers are once again totally prepared to spew their noxious notions and promote their liberal agenda as they indoctrinate your children.

Here Are Just a Few Examples:

Your self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
When something bad happens to you, it’s always someone else’s fault.
There is no Debt Crisis, only a school funding crisis.
When you grow up, the government will guarantee you a job that’s fun. Other people must support you, if you don’t feel like working.
Barack Hussein Obama is the greatest president in history and Al Gore invented the Internet.
George W. Bush was an incompetent war-monger who could never be trusted, and he is still to blame for all of our country’s economic problems.
All money belongs to the government.
Rich people don’t pay enough taxes.
All DemocRATS are kind and good, while all Republicans want to kill your grandmother.
Free condoms should always be available at the school nurse’s office.
Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein.
The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of over-taxed payers’ money.
You must be against capital punishment but for abortion. In short, you must support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
The job of the news media is to attack right-wing racist extremists and protect all liberals.
All trial lawyers are selfless heroes and all doctors are overpaid.
Businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
Only Republican CEOs and Members of Congress are crooks.
Gender roles are right-wing propaganda, but being homosexual is perfectly natural.
Global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in climate, than by yuppies driving SUVs.
The NRA is bad, because it stands up for the bad parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it stands up for the good parts of the Constitution.
Rosa Parks, Cesar Chavez, Gloria Steinem, and Cindy Sheehan are more important to American history than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, or Benjamin Franklin.
Thomas Jefferson fathered an illegitimate black child.
Presidents Harding, Roosevelt, Kennedy, and Johnson were guilty of infidelity and were not punished while in office.
The only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
You should never ask why your teacher’s children attend private schools.
Attending schools with a “Redskins” mascot will make you a racist.
Anytime somebody says something you don’t like, the other person must stop.
Ebonics means lazy Black people can spell words any way they want.
If you play sports, you won’t need good grades.
You have the right to free health care.
The purpose of a tax cut is to increase over-taxed payers’ money for teachers’ salaries.
There is no place in school for the Ten Commandment and you don’t have to say the Pledge of Allegiance out loud.
When you grow up, you’ll have the right to a new car, a nice house, big-screen TV, DVD player, or anything else you want.
When you grow up, the government guarantees you’ll be happy.
It’s OK for children in middle school to have oral sex, because President Clinton did it.

Now Here’s Why Teachers Say They Get Paid All That Money

Let me see if I’ve got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning.
Not only that, I’m supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, behaviorally modify disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and T-shirt messages.
I am to fight the war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for guns and raise their self-esteem.
I’m to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, how and where to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook and how to apply for a job.
I am to check their heads occasionally for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of potential anti-social behavior, offer advice, write letters of recommendation for student employment and scholarships, encourage respect for the cultural diversity of others, and, oh yeah, always make sure that I give the girls in my class 50 percent of my attention.
I’m required by my contract to be working on my own time summer and evenings at my own expense toward advance certification and a master’s degree; and after school, I am to attend committee and faculty meetings and participate in staff development training to maintain my employment status.
I am to be a paragon of virtue larger than life, such that my very presence will awe my students into being obedient and respectful of authority.
I am to pledge allegiance to supporting family values, a return to the basics, and to my current administration.
I am to incorporate technology into the learning, and monitor all Web sites while providing a personal relationship with each student.
I am to decide who might be potentially dangerous and/or liable to commit crimes in school or who is possibly being abused, and I can be sent to jail for not mentioning these suspicions.
I am to make sure all students pass the state and federally mandated testing and all classes, whether or not they attend school on a regular basis or complete any of the work assigned.
Plus, I am expected to make sure that all of the students with handicaps are guaranteed a free and equal education, regardless of their mental or physical handicap.
I am to communicate frequently with each student’s parent by letter, phone, newsletter, and grade card.
I’m to do all of this with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, a 45 minute more-or-less plan time and a big smile, all on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food stamps in many states.
Is that all? And you want me to do all of this and expect me …NOT TO PRAY?

And even the folks at the Failed Cincinnati Public $kools are starting to teach practical math that kids can use in real-world situations. It’s about time!

1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round mag. He usually misses six of every ten shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon hit before he reloads?

2. Leroy has two ounces of cocaine. If he sells an eight ball to Antonio for $320 and two grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps three hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to get the 20% upside?

5. Desmond gets $2,000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals one BMW, two Corvettes and three 4×4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $9,000?

6. Pedro got six years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife Jacretia spends $100 of his hit money each month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3-8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up four girls in the gang. There be twenty girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats five rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?

10. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Quote for Today

“It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS, and with 18-year-olds getting diplomas they can’t read.” —Newt Gingrich

…and furthermore, Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1969 they were still cleaning up from the Woodstock Music Festival. Liberals say it was all about “Peace and Love.” But how about the “Sex and Drugs?” Amazingly, folks at Obama’s “historic” Inauguration made even more of a mess, not to mention the chaos Obama’s administration has made of the economy for nearly the past four years.

But Maybe There’s Still Hope for the Future

After all that bad press about all those teachers who stepped out of line teaching Obama songs to our children, folks at the Conservative Agenda think here’s one you might be proud to hear from the third graders of Tussing Elementary, Colonial Heights, Virginia. [LISTEN HERE]