Sunday, August 19, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was watching all those Obama Supporters in the Press get upset, just because Obama hasn’t taken a question from the White House Press Corps during the past eight weeks, while only giving softball interviews to the likes of “Entertainment Tonight” and “People Magazine.” Now let’s take a look at some of those “Serious Questions” Obama is being asked these days.
- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was the after Obama’s Bumbling Vice President Joe Biden said all those stupid things this week and was sent home over the weekend so he wouldn’t embarrass the campaign, everybody was asking if should replace Biden as Obama’s running mate. Curiously, Republicans insist Joe Biden should stay on the ticket. They say “Run, Joe, Run!”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama demonstrated his humility and named himself as America’s Fourth Greatest President.
MONDAY in our Special “Liberal Bias Alert” E-dition, The Blower asked “What Liberal Bias?”:
Well, maybe just a little. Every day you’ll see examples of Liberal Media Bias (from Obamacare, to abortion, to TV commentators) and results of reporting how many Americans say US news organizations are politically biased, inaccurate, and don’t care about the people they report on. But you didn’t need Rasmussen to inform you of those facts. The Blower’s been telling you about Liberal Media Bias for more years than we can remember.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ted Koppel’s: “People shouldn’t expect the mass media to do investigative stories. That job belongs to the ‘fringe’ media.”
No wonder newspapers continue to lose circulation, and TV newscasts are not the place to go if you want to find out what’s really happening in politics. Whatever happened at the Houston station that was considering “Anchorless News?” Instead of being the next wave of TV news, it was probably just a publicity stunt to draw attention by a station with low ratings.
The percentage of Americans who regularly turn to cable news channels is up. There’s a tremendous increase in online news consumption. An increasing number of Americans (especially young people) form their political opinions after laughing at late night jokes by Jay Leno, David Letterman, John Stewart, and Stephen Colbert.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Ryan Reaction” E-dition, The Blower said it was really a big surprise when all those Liberals said he wasn’t not qualified! and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Mitt Romney’s choice of Paul Ryan as his running mate has reset the campaign, will force a discussion of real issues, and should demonstrate how much Mitt Romney is focused on solving America’s fiscal crisis. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
What does it mean when the Romney Campaign only raised $3.4 million in the first 24 hours after the Paul Ryan announcement? —Obama Fundraisers, still whining about being outraised, even with Obama’s Five Fundraisers on Sunday, breaking the 200 mark since filing for re-election 19 months ago
How prophetic was our “Liberal Bias Alert” in Monday’s E-dition? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
We were all in full attack mode before Saturday’s Paul Ryan’s announcement even started. —Obama Supporters in the Press
What’s the BFD? Only one of our eleven new attack ads on the Romney-Ryan ticket shows Paul Ryan throwing granny over a cliff again. —Joe Biden
How disgraceful was it when we edited out the part about Paul Ryan’s mother being on Medicare when “60 Minutes” went after him Sunday night. —CBS TV
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Ryan’s Return” E-dition, The Blower said all those Liberal Professors at Miami University were really thrilled!
Today’s really big 2012 Presidential Campaign news will be when Romney’s VP running mate Paul Ryan shows up for a Victory Rally at Miami University tonight. Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 51% of Ohioans already have a favorable opinion of the GOP’s Vice Presidential running mate. Do you think Obama Supporters from the newly opened Obama Office in Oxford will be there to protest?
Coincidentally, House Speaker John Boehner says if your Warner Cable went off Monday night so your cable box could download software for your new and improved “Viewers Guide,” you might have missed the part where he told about Miami Redskin student Paul Ryan volunteering to put up Boehner’s yard signs in 1990.
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Division, Anger, and Hate” E-dition, The Blower said, “We thought Newsweek called Romney a “Wimp!”:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday we saw our two presidential campaigns going in opposite directions. Obama was still out in Iowa, talking to a group of 582 people (according to his staffers) making his “If You Build Anything, They Will Come” Speech, and Obama’s Joke VP Joe Biden played the Race Card in Spades when he warned Darkies in former slave state Virginia that Republicans Romney and Ryan were going to put them back in chains. Obama’s Super PAC “Accidentally” aired its “Romney Killed Woman with Cancer” Ad in the battleground State of Ohio. Hysterical Feminists declared Romney-Ryan “The Most Dangerous Men in America.”
Was it any wonder that in Chillicothe on Tuesday, Romney made headlines when he told Obama to “Take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago and let us get about rebuilding and reuniting America,” and Romney’s VP Running Mate Paul Ryan got a Rock Star Reception when he visited his Miami University alma mater last night?
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FRIDAY in our Special “White House Lunch” E-dition, The Blower asked, “How Do You Like Your Crow, Joe?”
Bumbling Joe Biden had lunch at the White House with Obama and Hillary on Thursday. No, that isn’t the first line for jokesters on every late night TV show, it really happened.
Do you think Obama mentioned any of Biden’s recent gaffes? Do you think reporters will ask if the subject of replacing Biden was discussed? After all, there are still 20 more days until that decision’s really final.
Maybe Obama was trying to teach his Caucasian Vice President how to get down with his Negro dialect the next time Biden plays the race card and tells black folks Romney and Ryan are going to “put Y’ALL back in chains.”
And did a waiter at lunch really overhead Hillary tell Obama, “You must me nucking futs?!”
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SATURDAY in our Special “Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-dition, The Blower said imagine the outrage if somebody suggested a “White Family Reunion!”:
Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2012 Black Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa.
And over at The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”
Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into the Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who could explain to Kane how easy it is to pick up fat black floozies. Remember when the J-J-J-Judge used to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee?” Can you imagine his fantasies when he gets to sentence some of those floozies to jail?
At last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who’d been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunion in Cincinnati, Black hitchhiked for three days from his one-room shack in Tuscaloosa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, “Am I a member of your family?” Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston stopped by. “Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?” Charles asked.
“No, you honky bastard!” said the Natester. “Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!”
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PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS 2012: According to Brietbart’s Joel Pollack, in the first week since Paul Ryan joined Mitt Romney on the Republican ticket, something subtle yet fundamental has happened to the country–something not yet reflected in poll numbers or punditry: the mantle of leadership has shifted.
Obama and Biden cannot be said to governing in any meaningful way beyond formalities. Obama avoids the media; Biden has been sent back to Delaware; and their vast auxiliary army of super PACs and community organizers is reduced to petty sniping and personal attacks. No one expects any truly new ideas or proposals to come out of the Obama campaign anymore. It is telling that the only real debate this week was between Romney and Ryan’s Medicare policies, not Obama’s.
- OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reported Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett said, according to those new employment numbers released on Friday, Ohio is once again faring better than the national average under the leadership of Governor Kasich’s strong economic policies and not President Barack Obama’s agenda of higher taxes, explosive debt and lies concerning job creation in Ohio.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the vice presidential candidates attracted a little more news than usual this past week. After Mitt Romney named Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan to be his running mate, Vice President Joe Biden made some high-profile gaffes. Voters are evenly divided which man is better qualified to serve as president. Not surprisingly, there’s a huge partisan divide on the issue.- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “Even though he made a number of gaffes this week, President Obama says he’s sticking with Joe Biden as his running mate, and Biden is thrilled. Of course he’s thrilled. Do you want to be looking for a job in this economy?
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says yesterday in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and America has been suffering ever since.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much.”
Meanwhile, the League of Women Vipers says, “The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to us.”
- VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Media Trackers’ Jesse Hathaway says a former Ohio University student paid to canvass for Voters First Ohio petition signatures was arrested August 14 by the Cincinnati Police Department. Timothy Noel Zureick was booked on 22 counts of signing false signatures and one count of election falsification, both fifth-degree felonies. As reported by the Athens News, Zureick, age 21, was arrested for crimes allegedly committed while working in Athens for Working America, a campaign arm of the AFL-CIO in Washington, DC. Zureick’s August 14 arrest is the first known prosecution to stem from the numerous allegations of fraud during the union-driven Voters First campaign.
- THUGS ‘R US: According to Thomas DiLorenzo, Union Goons have discovered the “Secret of Job Creation.” It’s digging holes and filling them up again. The scam works as long as you blabber something about “green jobs.” “It’s all bullshit” say the union goons, but hey, as long as “someone” will pay for it they’re all for it.
MEDIA MENDACITY: How disgraceful was it when CBS TV edited out the part about Paul Ryan’s mother being on Medicare when “60 Minutes” went after him last Sunday night. Do you think they’ll mention that Paul’s mom was campaigning with him in Florida on Saturday?- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #236 says you should tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.
- DERANGED DEMOCRATS: Mediaite reports that during Friday evening’s edition of Late Night, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told host Jimmy Fallon that unlike this current Republican-controlled Congress, which she views as having a “philosophy” of “obstruction,” her time as Speaker of the House was marked by her cooperation with President George W. Bush.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: blogged Part 2 of their series on Streetcar Supporter Sean Donovan. We wonder how many Republicans would vote against Donovan if they knew that he supports the streetcar while his fiscally conservative opponent doesn’t. While most Republicans abhor the streetcar, there are a few such as Donovan and the five Blue Ash City Clowncil members who have voted for it.
MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Metro Mole says please don’t ask how much ink they wasted promoting Rob “I Could’ve Been a Contender” Portman’s vice presidential candidacy for the past four years. Coming up next will be hyping The Robster’s “Sermon on the Mount” from Tampa at the Republican National Convention.- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: On Thursday’s edition of PMSNBC’s “The Cycle,” the group discussing Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that Obama should “take his campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago” heard Co-host Touré Neblett claim Romney was engaging in the “Niggerization” of Obama, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, and how in the world is the New York Times supposed to put that word in a front page headline? Can we start calling this stuff the “Honkyfication” of Romney yet?
- LEGAL BRIEFS: Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters put out another press release about the same story that hasn’t been news since June, and, even though the press just gave Crazy Eric an unearned soapbox to blabber from on Monday, lazy reporters from TV and The Fishwrap bit hook-line-and-sinker once again. The Crazy One now claims an Elsmere Police officer shot Eric’s drinking-and-driving client in the back after the client tried to run over the officer. There’s just one problem with Eric’s statement, says Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff. Crazy’s lawsuit that was just filed Monday says the officer shot his client in the chest.
SPOILED SPORTS OF ALL SORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall can’t figure out why the rest of the news media is treating the report about disgraced former Bungal Chad Johnson’s arrest for “head butting” his wife like an “Entertainment Tonight” story, after she went through his car’s glove box and found a receipt for the gross of condoms you hid there. Haven’t they seen the photograph?- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): When Cincinnati Police Chief Impersonator James Craig commented on that Cincinnati Police officer who shot and killed a man Friday evening while accompanying a social worker to the home of an ill woman in the West End, many people were wondering if questions about Officer Involved Shootings are on that test Craig still refuses to take.
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: says the tradition of back-room deals continues in Hamilton County as both incumbent Hamilton County Commissioners (Republican Me, Greg Hartmann and DemocRAT Odd Todd Opportune) will get a free pass again this year, just like four years ago. Both Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka agree that in a county of 800,000 citizens, neither party chairman could find a single person to run for County Commissioner. What an amazing “coincidence!”
IN ANDERSON: Angry Andersonians are still wondering about all those items Disgraced Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien will be including in that Motion to Suppress he plans to file in order to delay his pubic indecency trial, after he was arrested of masturbating in a woman’s car.- SOREHEADS IN THE SUBURBS: Our Colerain Crusader says during the “Taste of Colerain” there were two incidents which required police intervention. Maybe we should call it the “Taze of Colerain” next year. After it was over, there was a home invasion on Springdale Road. While the police chief is out looking for another job, crime in “Cocaine Township” continues.
- CLERMONT CRONIES: Our Clermont Crusader dropped in at a Clermont library branch to look at his e-mails, but when he tried to log on to The Blower, it was blocked by the Library’s anti porn software. Do you think it was something we wrote?
Ever since Mitt Romney’s VP Paul Ryan’s favorability ratings among single women surged this week, following the release of his bare-chested photograph, a representative from Ohio’s Second Congressional District might not help boost support among men. No, it’s not that vile-and-disgusting YouTube Video asking if Brad Wenstrup has a college secret. Almost as vile-and-disgusting is #5 on that photo gallery of Sexiest U.S Politicians. Seeing is believing!
THIS WEEK IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports Governor Steve Beshear has finally scheduled a special election to replace NoKY Congressman Goof Doofus on November 6, the same date as the general election, saving Kentucky Over-Taxed Payers as much as $500,000. It also means Fourth District residents will be without a congressman for a while longer, not that many people will notice the difference.- READING THE TEA LEAVES: The Anderson Tea Party says Glenn Beck is coming to Cincinnati on September 15 for the FreePAC Bootcamp training event that brings big grassroots ideas down to ground level, teaching you how to use cutting-edge the tools and technology to make a positive difference in your area. [READ MORE HERE]
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: The Presidential Campaign is in full swing and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
OBAMANATION
Obama and his Chicago thugs
Have shredded the Constitution
Now our form of government
Is political prostitution.
THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about some of the problems the Obama Campaign has been having with its advance work lately. The co-owner of the Village Corner Deli in Iowa agreed to cater Obama’s visit Wednesday, but only after putting on his Romney T-Shirt that said “Government didn’t build my business. I did.” Then there was the owner of that “Crumb and Get It” bakery in Virginia who just said “No” to a request from Joe Biden’s entourage to stop in the store because he doesn’t agree with the Obama administration’s policies.
“That sort of thing never happened when we were doing advance work for Ronald Reagan during the 1980 campaign.” Kane explained. “The only campaign planning as bad as that you might see around here these days would be at an event put on by “Bronze Star Brad’s” Campaign and the Hamilton County RINO Party.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “78” days away.
Monday we’ll be publishing our Back-to-School E-dition, so we’ll be sure to be checking our spelling.
Tuesday is “Senior Citizens Day,” created by President Ronald Reagan in 1988, and you can’t get much more official than that.
Wednesday is “Be an Angle Day,” first celebrated in 1993, on which you’re supposed to be nice to everybody, regardless of race, color, creed, or sexual persuasion.
Thursday is “Chinese Valentine Day, which is always on the 7th day of 7th Lunar month. Mark that down on your Oriental Calendars.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “How dumb can a vice president be?
And Saturday we’ll probably be celebrating “Kiss and Make Up Day,” which is the real reason you started the fight the day before.
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