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Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Obama Outstanding In His Field
Whistleblower Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Mickelson says on Monday, Obama was on a three-day over-taxed payer funded bus tour in Bumfuk, Iowa trying to re-kindle the magic of 2008. Here we see POTUS at a cornfield photo op blaming Romney, Ryan and Republicans in Congress for the drought. All ears were attentive to his every word. Obama also said Michelle told him he couldn’t have a fried Twinkie at the state fair.
Was it only a coincidence when Paul Ryan showed up at the Iowa State Fair to tell all those supporters that Obama was making the economy worse? Some members of Obama’s Goon Squad who crashed the event even became violent, but since the Liberal Mainstream Media forgot to report it, maybe it didn’t really happen.- In other news, Obama lied and claimed Romney-Ryan would raise your taxes. Baby Killing Groups launched an anti-Ryan Smear Campaign. MoveOn.org Protesters said “Paul Ryan wants to gas people to death like the Nazis, because he’s more closely related to the SS than Himmler.”And the New York Times used Romney’s Ryan pick so they didn’t have to write anything about Obama’s Economy.
- In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says House Republicans filed suit against Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General, but that didn’t stop the Contemptible Eric Holder from partying with all those elitist Liberals on Martha’s Vineyard, including Obama’s old Harvard professor Henry Gates.
- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1945 Japan surrendered to end WWII in the Pacific and our Victory over Japan was celebrated as “VJ Day.” Let’s see how many of our Kneepad Liberals in the Press remember.
So with only “82” more days until the 2012 Elections, Obama’s Dirtiest Campaign in History was right on track, especially when it was learned that the Liberal Dream Team (Jim Lehrer of PBS, Bob Schieffer of CBS, and Candy Crowley of CNN) had been scheduled to host those so-called “Presidential Debates.” Did the Republican Establishment cave in or what?- Whistleblower Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says on Tuesday, Romney used a campaign stop outside a coal mine Tuesday to paint the Obama administration as anti-coal, while the DemocRAT National Committee’s “Romney Economics: The Middle Class Under the Bus Tour” made a stops in Columbus, Zanesville, and Martins Ferry to highlight how Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan would “take America backward, undermine the middle class, and throw seniors under the bus.”
But today’s really big 2012 Presidential Campaign news will be when Romney’s VP running mate Paul Ryan shows up for a Victory Rally at Miami University tonight. Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 51% of Ohioans already have a favorable opinion of the GOP’s Vice Presidential running mate. Do you think Obama Supporters from the newly opened Obama Office in Oxford will be there to protest?- Coincidentally, House Speaker John Boehner says if your Warner Cable went off Monday night so your cable box could download software for your new and improved “Viewers Guide,” you might have missed the part where he told about Miami Redskin student Paul Ryan volunteering to put up Boehner’s yard signs in 1990.
Meanwhile, HC Snitch at 1000 Main Street says the tradition of back-room deals continues in Hamilton County as both incumbent Hamilton County Commissioners (Republican Me, Greg Hartmann and DemocRAT Odd Todd Opportune) will get a free pass again this year, just like four years ago. Both Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka agree that in a county of 800,000 citizens, neither party chairman could find a single person to run for County Commissioner. What an amazing “coincidence!”- Our Conservative Conspirator says it’s no secret liberal voters outnumber the GOP by a 60/40 margin in Hamilton County. It’s also no secret that the Hamilton County GOP doesn’t know the difference between a RINO and DemocRAT, even when seated next to one of them. Case in point is an upcoming fundraiser being held by the termed out Senate President Tom Niehaus. His host committee consists of HamCo GOP Chairman Alex Tryingtofoolyou and none other than class action lawyer Stan Chesley. You remember, the same Chesley that has personally hosted $1,000 plate fundraisers for the Clintons and other liberals at his Indian Hill mansion. The host committee also sports numerous lobbying groups that keep the GOP under their thumbs. What’s most disturbing is Senator Niehaus is leaving after this term, so what will he do with all that money he raises? Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett was recently heard to say he was going to spend another year grooming another ORP Chairman, in other words, another Kevin DeWine failure. Niehaus no doubt has the same plans to create his clone to carry out the obstructionist leadership of not bringing key issues up for a vote, and giving other RINO Senators cover, so as not to expose their real positions.
Meanwhile, the City of Cincinnati may be going broke, but it still has money to tear up perfectly good sidewalks to put in trees.- Last week, Blue Ash City Clowncil voted to help fund Cincinnati’s streetcar, in spite of the numerous residents who packed Thursday night’s Clowncil meeting to ask them to put Blue Ash first and stay out of the streetcar issue. This week we’ll profile those Clowncilmen.
First up is Stephanie “Steph” Stoller, affectionately known to many as The Old Hag of Blue Ash. Steph has been on Clowncil since 1973 and is still looking for her first meaningful accomplishment. She better find something quick, because Steph looks and sounds like someone who died five years ago.
When Steph isn’t voting to build streetcars in Cincinnati, she is a passionate advocate of higher taxes, abortion, and bad English. Steph has served many years on the local Planned Parenthood Board and is a supporter of the radical feminist group NOW, along with being a frequent donor to Connie “The Pillager” and David A. Pepper. In spite of her obvious liberal, pro-abortion leanings, the so-called “Republicans” on Blue Ash City Clowncil resumed backing her politically in her recent elections.
Dirt Digging DemocRATS have an update on that vile-and-disgusting YouTube Video asking if Brad Wenstrup has a secret. They say “it sounds like he had fun in college,” whatever the hell that means.- Congressman Steve Chabothead says you can join him on Saturday to watch the Reds take on the Chicago Cubs at Mediocre American Ballpark for only $250-per—person. But Chabot’s Opponent, Looney Libertarian Jim Berns says that includes also includes a “buffet lunch.”
Our Colerain Crusader says during the “Taste of Colerain” there were two incidents which required police intervention. Maybe we should call it the “Taze of Colerain” next year. After it was over, there was a home invasion on Springdale Road. While the police chief is out looking for another job, crime in “Cocaine Township” continues.
It’s bad enough that Groesbeck and Northbrook were allowed to sink to the depths of some of the worst ghettos in America, once-vibrant communities for the middle class turned into foreclosure farms overnight. Now that violence has crept into the neighborhood all the politicians live in, maybe something will get done. Don’t hold your breath, even if the stench in Cocaine Township makes you want to do so. Meanwhile, at the Northworst Press, reporter-ette Jennie Key is gearing-up for the next state audit of Colerain, in her annual attempt to drive the Fiscal Officer out of office, because she still hasn’t gotten over her good friends Kathy Mohr and Tom Hart losing their elections to that office. Maybe Jennie should start reporting on actual news in Colerain instead of trying to make her own news
Tuesday’s long awaited re-scheduled “pubic indecency” pre-trial hearing was yet another delaying tactic for Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien, who now says he’ll be filing a motion to suppress damaging information on September 13. But the guys at the Anderson Government Center are really more interested to know: “What could possibly be more damaging than what we already know.”- Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo wonders why Scott Wartman at The Fishwrap even bothers to report how much candidates in the Race to Replace Goof Doofus have raised, like Republican Thomas Massie’s raising $247,493 from May 3 through June 30 compared to $21,783 by DemocRAT Adkins. That race has been over since the even before the primary.
Instead, Northern Kentucky Republicans might be interested to hear more about Martha Raddatz, senior foreign affairs correspondent for ABC News, who’ll be moderating the 2012 Vice Presidential Debate to be held October 11 in Danville, Kentucky between Incumbent Joe Biden of Delaware and Mitt Romney’s VP running mate Paul Ryan. Obama Supporters say Biden’s strength is foreign affairs, so having Raddatz as moderator could work to his advantage. Unfortunately for Biden, that debate will cover both domestic and international topics, and Political Insiders are all waiting to watch Biden get his clock cleaned. Especially, if it’s the same Joe Biden who mocked a sign language interpreter and told supporters that Republicans would “put y’all back in chains,” during a campaign speech Tuesday in Danville, Virginia. Remember how much trouble it was for Ross Perot when he referred to black folks as “You People.”
Unlike today, The Blower used to get a lot of coverage in the local press for its marvelous muckraking. 20 years ago, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was even asked to present the Annual Whistleblower Professional Journalism Awards to members of the Queen City Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists at that group’s August 15, 1991 meeting.- That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Dave Barry’s “We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all that Liberal Bias Obama Supporters in the Press are employing to aid and abet Obama’s Dirtiest Presidential Campaign in History.
Our Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane explained: To give you an idea how much of an Obama hack CNN’s Soledad O’Brien is, she was caught red handed earlier in the day using a print out of a lefty Talking Points Memo during an on-air debate on Paul Ryan’s Medicare plan. Was it any wonder Romney Surrogate John Sununu told Soledad to “Put an Obama bumper sticker on your forehead when you do that?
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