Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Mitt Romney’s choice of Paul Ryan as his running mate has reset the campaign, will force a discussion of real issues, and should demonstrate how much Mitt Romney is focused on solving America’s fiscal crisis. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
What does it mean when the Romney Campaign only raised $3.4 million in the first 24 hours after the Paul Ryan announcement? —Obama Fundraisers, still whining about being outraised, even with Obama’s Five Fundraisers on Sunday, breaking the 200 mark since filing for re-election 19 months ago
How prophetic was our “Liberal Bias Alert” in Monday’s E-dition? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
We were all in full attack mode before Saturday’s Paul Ryan’s announcement even started. —Obama Supporters in the Press
What’s the BFD? Only one of our eleven new attack ads on the Romney-Ryan ticket shows Paul Ryan throwing granny over a cliff again. —Joe Biden
How disgraceful was it when we edited out the part about Paul Ryan’s mother being on Medicare when “60 Minutes” went after him Sunday night. —CBS TV
Is it too early to announce the Obama-Loving Left-Wing Hacks who’ll be moderating our so-called presidential debates this year? —Liberal Debate Commission
So what if we got caught lying about our totally discredited Romney Cancer Ad? It’s not like we were under oath, so let’s just call it “Political Free Speech.” —Ditzy DemocRAT National Committee Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Obama’s political hit men are engaged in one of the dirtiest campaigns in recent American history — a campaign where decency is no virtue and moral atrocities are no vice. Not if they help Barack Obama win re-election. —Bernie Goldberg
That’s why we chose Obama’s “Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Here’s more bad news for Obama: 66% of Likely Voters say Government should cut spending to help the Economy. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
And did anybody notice, we sue Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General Eric Holder’s sorry black ass yesterday. —House Republicans
Was it only a coincidence when Paul Ryan showed up at the Iowa State Fair yesterday to upstage Obama’s appearance at Bumfuk, Iowa, while on another three-day over-taxed payer funded “America Under the Bus” campaign trip to bore small, unenthusiastic crowds and continue to blame everybody else for the economy and complain about all that gridlock in Washington. —Whistleblower Iowa Bureau Chief Jan Mickelson (who’s been WHO Radio’s Rush Limbaugh of the Hawkeye State ever since he left WCKY-AM back during the last century)

With only “83” more days until the 2012 Elections, is it only a coincidence that Romney plans to bring his “Plan for a Stronger Middle Class” bus tour to Ohio on Tuesday? —Whistleblower Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
How will we ever live down the shame that a right-wing ideologue like Paul Ryan attended our university? —Liberal Professors at Miami University
Please don’t ask how much ink we wasted promoting Rob “I Could’ve Been a Contender” Portman’s vice presidential candidacy for the past four years. —Feckless Fishwrappers
Boy, am I glad I didn’t have to cancel my 100-mile bicycle ride from Columbus to Granville on Saturday just to be in Virginia with Mitt Romney. —Rob “Fighting for Flatland” Portman
How’s this for something to remember the 2012 Olympics— an American Olympic Medal Winner waving a Mexican flag after a race? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
This is when Obama was supposed to be celebrating planning for the 2016 Olympics in Chicago at the beginning of his third term. —Obama’s Ill Fated Olympic Committee
You’d head butt that bitch too if she went through your car’s glove box and found a receipt for the gross of condoms you hid there. —Chad Johnson
Will I be allowed to re-enact the crime on all three charges of pubic indecency if I show up a wee bit early for my pre-trial hearing in Judge Rucker’s courtroom at 9 AM this morning? —Disgraced Dis-Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien
We’re delighted that our friends on Blue Ash City Council voted 6-1 to help fund the Cincinnati streetcar! Remember, Republicans support the streetcar! — Republicans for Higher Taxes
I’ve always supported the streetcar. —Sean Donovan, aka Chief Deputy Barney Fife
As the reigning Tax Hiker of the Year, I’m very proud of my vote to support Cincinnati’s streetcar! You can add another notch to my big government belt! —Clowncilman Tax Hikin’ Rick Bryan
I’ve donated thousands of dollars to “Mean Jean” Schmidt, so voting to help Cincinnati with its little streetcar project was easy for me. —Clowncilman Lee Czerwonka
We will continue sending misleading news releases about our Clowncil’s vote for the Cincinnati streetcar. It’s our job to spend as mucvh of over-taxed payers’ money as possible, trying in vain to make our Clowncilmen look good.” —Blue Ash Communications Office
If Verbal Gymnastics was an Olympic Sport, the Blue Ash Communications staff would bring home the Gold.” —Blue Ash resident Jeff Capell, during his remarks at Thursday night’s Blue Ash Clowncil meeting
On this date in 1862, the Confederate invasion of Kentucky began, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning has a commemorative photograph of himself taken by Matthew Brady that day to prove it. —Hurley the Historian
Who says Kentucky won’t be involved in this year’s presidential elections? ABC Obama Supporter ABC Martha Raddatz will be asking Paul Ryan biased questions when he debates Joe Biden at Centre College on October 13 in Danville, Kentucky (wherever in hell that is). —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Would it still be OK for us to volunteer to help the Romney campaign in Ohio? —Northern Kentucky Tea Party Patriots
How much have things improved in Northern Kentucky since we started our “Watchdog Coverage?” —Fishwrap Editor Wedgie Washburn
Trish the Dish wants to know if either campaign has scheduled a bus tour in Kentucky. —Channel 19 News
At Channel 5, Sheree Paolello asking if the station’s rating would be going down, now that the Olympics are over. —Jack Atherton

— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —

Sometimes The Blower makes fun of presidential bus tours to show that wasting over-taxed payers’ money on phony photo ops is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who is not a Desperate DemocRAT.

This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially shameless politicians.

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