Special “Disgusting Distractions” E-dition

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 Thursday, August 9, 2012

You know it’s bad when even the libs on PMSNBC can’t hide their disgust!

  • Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday’s “Distraction of the Day” from the Obama campaign was that lying ad that accused Romney of letting a woman die of cancer. You can’t get much more despicable than that. The “Rumor of the Day” was that Obama’s CIA Director General David Petraeus would be Romney’s VP pick. The “Words of the Day” were “Romney Hood” (because Obama claims Romney wants to steal from the poor and give to the rich) and “Obamaloney” (because Obama is full of baloney). The “Left-Wing Lunatic of the Day” was singer Harry Belafonte, who said “Electing Mitt Romney could lead to the ‘End of Civilization.’” Obama’s still sealed college records at Columbia were the “Scandal of the Day.” Obama’s “Blame of the Day” was that Congress and state and local governments were responsible for 14.1% Black Unemployment. The “Bumper Sticker of the Day” said “Buck Ofama.” And Obama’s latest fund-raising scam asked Obamabots to send in another three dollars, this time for a chance to meet basketball legend Michael Jordan. It must be getting harder every day to appeal to all those Dumbed-down Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Short-Attention-Span Undecided Voters.

But with only “88” more days until Election Day, can there possibly be a single “Undecided Voter” left in America? Good Grief! The Blower says anybody who hasn’t made his mind up by now is just too stupid to vote.

  • In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Republican State Rep-tile Rex Damschroder from Fremont (wherever the hell that is) has proposed legislation to end “double dipping.” For you FCPS graduates, that’s where retired public employees can be rehired so they can collect a salary and pension at the same time. And how many double-dipping fans in the state legislature are going to vote for that?

Also from all over Ohio, people have really been responding to the Obama campaign’s request for damaging information about Romney VP Wannabe Rob “Fighting for Factcheckers” Portman. Wouldn’t it be easier just to check out some of those older editions in The Whistleblower Archives? The Blower has only been blasting The Robmeister every day for nearly twenty years.

  • And how about those Obama campaign telephone aps that show if your neighbor is a DemocRAT. At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane put it up on the big TV screen so everybody could see how few blue-flag DemocRAT households were shown on the Obama map of Kane’s neighborhood.

Everybody also wanted to know how Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien’s house would show up on a map of that neighborhood. Exactly what is the symbol for “Alleged Masturbator” anyway?

  • Speaking of more left-leaning neighborhoods, as Blue Ash City Clowncil prepares to help Cincinnati fund its silly streetcar, the tax-and-spend RINOs on that Clowncil have resorted to flat-out lying to their constituents to cover up their August 9 vote that has already been predetermined. Clowncilmen must be feeling pressure from the flyer campaign that has reached nearly 1,500 Blue Ash homes in just the past two days. In addition to a separate Blue Ash lie we exposed in yesterday’s edition, Blue Ash Clowncilmen are frantically telling their angry constituents that they have to go along with Mallory’s streetcar scheme, or risk getting extra scrutiny from the FAA or being drawn into litigation by Cincinnati. But the FAA has raised no objections to Blue Ash’s plans for a park at this location in the FIVE YEARS it’s been discussed, and there are absolutely zero legal claims that Cincinnati has against Blue Ash regarding how Blue Ash uses its own property. 

As one local attorney who has read the original 2007 contract stated, “Paragraph 4 of the Contract calls for a Limited Warranty Deed from the City of Cincinnati to the City of Blue Ash.” “Blue Ash owns the property through a warranty deed. This means that the seller (Cincinnati) will indemnify the buyer (Blue Ash) against any issues of title to the Airport property. So, even if Cincinnati did bring a lawsuit against Blue Ash, Cincinnati would have to pay all of Blue Ash’s costs.” That includes attorney’s fees. Another attorney with real estate expertise stated privately to one Blue Ash resident, “It is 100% cooked up legal nonsense so absurd I am having a hard time imagining any attorney legitimate asserting the proposition. It is contrived. It is nonsense.”

This is hardly the first time Blue Ash has suffered incompetent counsel. At this time last year Blue Ash was a national laughingstock when it was revealed that they hired a band to open for Pat Benatar, then paid the band NOT to perform. This could have been easily avoided if Blue Ash had competent legal staff working for them who can read or write a basic contract. 

And just who is Blue Ash’s Solicitor? Why, it’s none other than Mark Vander Laan, who is assisted by Bryan Pacheco. Both work for the Dinsmore firm, which happens to be headed by streetcar supporter George Vincent and is where Chairman Alex Triantafilou also supposedly “works.” No wonder Alex has done less than nothing to assist those trying to stop this streetcar funding, not that Ole’ Blue Face ever needs an excuse to lie around being useless.

  • Speaking of our Hamilton County RINO Party Boss, with Wednesday’s filing deadline, isn’t it time to start looking for that respectable candidate for County Commissioner? He’ll probably do that right after he gets around to convincing the Blue Ash City Clowncil to keep Blue Ash out of Cincinnati’s streetcar debacle, which is likely the same thing as never.
  • Someone told us he heard Sean Donovan’s radio spot yesterday. For some reason he forgot to mention he’s one of the few Republicans who supports the streetcar. Maybe he should be running for Blue Ash Clowncil. And is there any truth to the rumor that Donovan doesn’t have any law enforcement background? Are sheriffs required to pass the law enforcement test that Cincinnati’s Police Chief Impersonator Craig is afraid of taking? Wouldn’t it be reassuring that Cincinnati and Hamilton County were both protected by unqualified police heads—sound like dumb and dumber?
  • And when will charges be filed against “Chief of Police” Mr. James Craig? Here’s how the law reads:

 2921.51 Impersonation of peace officer

(B) No person shall impersonate a peace officer, private police officer, federal law enforcement officer, or investigator of the bureau of criminal identification and investigation. 

(4)”Impersonate” means to act the part of, assume the identity of, wear the uniform or any part of the uniform of, or display the identification of a particular person or of a member of a class of persons with purpose to make another person believe that the actor is that particular person or is a member of that class of persons.

  • The first pre-season “Pretend” Bungals game is Friday against the Jets! As a thank-you to the “LOYAL BENGAL FANS THRU THICK AND THIN” who have had tickets from day one at U.C., those fans were asked if they wanted to make a tunnel for the players to come onto the field. Wonder how many old Bengal die-hards are still able to walk after sitting on their hard stadium seats since 1967.

The Bungals also reached out to the old fans and let them submit pictures of them at Bungals games with their families. The pictures are on the actual tickets. They are thrilled to see their faces, but wanted more than an extension for Marvin’s contact. They want a real owner and a coach, who doesn’t chuckle, when asked a serious question!

  • A tri-county manufacturing company had to let a number of employees go during the downturn in the economy. Now, that things are picking up they offered those former employees an opportunity to get their jobs back. Unfortunately, they don’t want to return to work. They like getting a government check better than a job. The Blower says if you’re offered your job back and you refuse, your weekly government checks should be cut off yesterday.
  • Executive Clowncil members of the Failed Cincinnati Federation of Teecherz met for the first time this week. After enjoying cold cuts and stale potato chips, members have finally realized that FCPS teachers are about to eat the biggest weenie ever in the history of the union. Note to “president” SellYourSoul: if you’re going to follow and never lead, be sure to follow someone important.
  • So at that cocktail party last week, what was it “Bronze Star Brad’s” campaign mangler said about Ohio’s redistricting that has all those Chabotheads upset?
  • Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1969, former Cincinnatian Charlie Manson and his “family” went on a killing spree in Hollywood. You might’ve seen that story on TV. That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Charlie’s quote: “Did I kill anyone?”
  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports that former Highlands High School teacher was sentenced Wednesday to 90 days in jail for having sex with a student. After the three months in jail, the sentence will be suspended and 33-year-old Andrea Conners must register as a sex offender and perform 500 hours of community service. Campbell County Prosecutor Michelle Snodgrass said the charge was a felony because of Conners’ position of authority over the alleged victim, but did not say which position over the lucky lad Andrea held.
  • A Concerned Citizen wonders why the City of Taylor Mill paid $167,000 for the median replacement, when the state was going to replace it for no cost. It was because they wanted grass in the middle. Really, $167,000 for grass, which the City has to grow, water, and cut! Did the overpaid, part-time city administrator (Part time salary=$127,000. Works from,noon to four, four days a week) make this decision for the over-taxed payers of Taylor Mill?
  • Finally, the CamBoozler said, “Does anybody else wonder why this weekend’s Great Inland Seafood Fest in Newport is so close to the Aquarium?”

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