Daily Archives: August 6, 2012

Hiroshima Anniversary

Monday, August 6, 2012

This Date in History

  • Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dropped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of Nagasaki. Less than a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender.

Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1945 the United Nations was born, and war has been no fun since.

Remember when Obama led from behind in Libya and our Fund-raiser-in-Chief told congressional leaders that the “kinetic activity” (fighting) we were getting into would only be a matter of “days, not weeks?” How’d that thing in Libya turn out, anyhow? The Moslem Brotherhood got the Gold Medal on that one.

Which is probably why our Quote for Today Committee remembered something Ronald Reagan said during a radio microphone test in 1984: “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” Did that ever scare the crap out of the Liberals or what!

  • Not to be outdone, three years ago, Obama sent Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton to North Korea to reward madman Dictator Kim Il Jung for arresting two US journalists. All of which gave Jimmy Carter something to cheer about, because with only “91” more days until the 2012 Elections, the Obama Re-Election Campaign at the White House is still trying to deflect attention from the July Jobs Report that showed the Bogus Jobless Rate had been above 8% for 42 straight months. The Real Unemployment Rate was even worse. All of which Obama was trying to forget on Saturday, while he was spending every waking moment fighting to create American jobs while playing his 104th round of golf as president. Maybe the Obama’s Re-Election Campaign should raffle off chances to Obama’s caddy.
  • According to The Whistleblower’s Fractured History Channel, only two really important things ever happened on today’s date: 67 years ago, Colonel Paul Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay dropped the big one on Hiroshima, and during the early 70s, Mrs. Braun gave birth to her “Mr. Don’t Know It All” son Joe, who’ll be celebrating at a surprise birthday party today being hosted by the two Cougars who taught him everything he knows about life and love:

“Mean Jean” Schmidt, who may even get her henpecked husband Peter to pay him the rest of what she still owes him for representing her all those years ago in front of the Ohio Elections Commission for the umpteenth time, and his favorite paying client, Patty Brisben, owner of Dildo World in Love-land, whom Joe arranged to be named Southern Ohio Entrepreneur of the Year a couple of years ago. This week, more than 2 million sales consultants for Dildo World honored Joe with the “Golden Dildo Award” at the company’s national training event at Duke Energy Convention Center in downtown Cincinnati. Just imagine what Patty’s dildo centerpieces looked like.

The Blower’s Faux Facebook Friend Joe will just be 39 today, but that’s only six years older than Jesus was when they nailed him to the cross. Which is what would probably be happening at Joe’s Strauss Troy law firm, if they thought he was still having anything to do with That Lame-Duck, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-and-paid-For, Tax-and-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch these days, or at least until he collects every last penny of all that money still outstanding from those old invoices. Because unlike some of Mean Jean’s lawyers you might have read about, Strauss & Troy did remember to send her a bill.

  • But we digress. Let’s get back to today’s history lesson. At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were saying most people remember the horror of what Hiroshima looked like after the US dropped the big one. [SEE MORE PICTURES HERE]

  • That’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “Cincinnati doesn’t need to waste all that money on a stupid street car. All City Clown-cil has to do is drop a big bomb.”

REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.

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“Little Boy” Atom Bomb

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