Saturday, August 4, 2012
Happy Obama’s Birthday, Everybody!
How many times do you think will you’ll hear Obama Supporters in the Press remind you of that today.
The July Jobs Report wasn’t exactly a great birthday present for Barack. The Bogus Jobless Rate has only been about 8% for 42 straight months. The Real Unemployment Rate is even worse. Obama’s Dissociated Press says more job creation would help Obama’s re-election hope. And you thought they weren’t paying attention.
In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports Ohio RINO Party Chairman Boob Bennett says “Forty-two straight months of bad unemployment numbers underscores that the private sector is not doing fine. Now is the time for Obama to stop strong-arming Congress into raising taxes on small businesses, which Ernst & Young says threatens to destroy more than 700,000 jobs.
Now is also the time to ask why the Obama for America Campaign, the DemocRAT National Committee, and the Ohio DemocRAT Party filed suit in Ohio to strike down part of that state’s law governing voting by members of the military.
Meanwhile, Obama’s $172,000-per-year Press Dweeb Jay Cardboard says the unemployment rate rising to 8.3% and 195,000 fewer Americans with jobs is “Evidence” of Obama’s Recovery. No kidding.
Speaking of “Evidence,” when will Delusional DemocRAT Senate Leader Harry Reid be providing the first shred of evidence that Mitt Romney didn’t pay his taxes for ten years, like he’s been claiming? And you thought Obama’s Vice President Joe Biden was in charge of unsubstantiated accusations for the Obama campaign.- Speaking of “Unsubstantiated,” everybody’s now trying to figure out who’s really behind that vile-and-disgusting YouTube Video asking if Brad Wenstrup has a secret. Persons of Consequence first learned about it in Friday’s e-dition when The Blower labeled it “a dirty, nasty, underhanded, totally substantiated smear job, right out of the Larry Flynt Playbook.”
Some people were waiting to see if the reason “Bronze Star Brad” wasn’t seen at the Chick-Fil-A protest with Lovely Lori Viars in Warren County on Wednesday was because he planned to show up at the Friday protest instead.
- Somewhat more unsubstantiated was the information that Chris Squeal-Back’s grabbing servers’ asses, and making several lewd comments at the Bakersfield restaurant in Over-the-Rhine, when Cincinnati’s Clown-cil Gay started all that controversy with his intoxicated 911 call.
Also celebrating a birthday today (their Fifth Anniversary), Republicans for Higher Taxes has broken a MAJOR story about The Cincinnati Streetcar. The City of Blue Ash is going to help Cincinnati fund the streetcar! On July 30, Blue Ash Clowncil met in secret and agreed behind closed doors to help Cincinnati with its streetcar. They will officially pass this plan at their August 9 Council meeting.
LONG STORY SHORT: in 2006, Cincinnati sold 130 acres of land around the Blue Ash airport (owned by Cincinnati) to Blue Ash, with the idea of applying $11 million towards the streetcar. However, the FAA is requiring Cincinnati to use all airport proceeds for airport purposes and will not let the City spend it on the streetcar. This has created yet another one of the several streetcar funding gaps.
ENTER BLUE ASH: The tax-and-spend RINO’s of Blue Ash Council, led by 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan, will allow Cincinnati to cancel the original contract, then close the airport, then re-sell the land to Blue Ash. Since this would now be a land sale that doesn’t involve an airport, Cincinnati will be free to spend this money on their silly streetcar. Blue Ash gains nothing. Why are the so-called “Republicans” of Blue Ash participating in Cincinnati’s streetcar scheme?
- There was a Dildo World sales conference at the Hilton Downtown this week. Hundreds of horny chicks with suitcases full of sex toys were wandering around Fifth Street all day. I can, however, neither confirm nor deny whether or not Spanky O’Brien was seen standing in the taxi cab only lane holding a sign offering “Free Mustache Rides.”
Recently the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools sent out an e-mail begging employees for a contribution to the upcoming levy. Because failed CFT “president” Julie SellYourSoul still has not even started to be a leader, teachers cannot afford to donate diddily squat. Notice the picture asks for honky support!- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1892, elderly residents of Fall River, Massachusetts Andrew and Abby Borden were found bludgeoned to death in their home. Lying in a pool of blood on the living room couch, Andrew’s face had been nearly split in two. Abby, Lizzie’s stepmother was found upstairs with her head smashed to pieces.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this old jumping rope rhyme: “Lizzie Borden took an axe / And gave her mother forty whacks / And when she saw what she had done / She gave her father forty-one.”
- Speaking of hatchet jobs, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says wouldn’t it be funny if Marty Brennaman has been bald all this time, and when it came time to shave his head Friday night, he just pulled his wig off?
CHICK-FIL-A UPDATE: The Fishwrap downplayed and delayed reporting hundreds of thousands of people celebrating family values at “Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day” on Wednesday. But you should’ve seen how our Feckless Fishwrappers were promoting attendance for National Same Sex Spit Swapping Day Protest on Friday:
“If you’re going to any local Chick-fil-A’s as part of National Same-Sex Kiss Day, let us know by posting below. If you can, please tell us when and where you’ll be. You can also email me at cweiser@enquirer.com and let me know.”
“It’s not fair,” exclaimed Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo. “We only have two Chick-Fil-A’s in Northern Kentucky— one in Florence and the other at the Airport.”
- And at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if our Kneepad Liberals in the Press would be letting Sodomy Rites Activists have a do-over, in case they couldn’t get as many gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals, and transgenders to show up on Friday to equal the 700,000 Americans who stood in line Wednesday for Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day.
“That’s easy,” Kane explained. “They’ll ask horny homos to e-mail cell phone photos of gays blowing each other in the parking lot. Nothing would encourage grossed-out Americans to respect their privacy more than that.
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