Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Happy Chick-Fil-A Day, Everybody!
Now that Obama has devolved down to pander to homosexual donors on the issue of same-sex marriage, and Disingenuous DemocRATS will be giving same-sex marriage their stamp of approval at the DNC’s Convention in Charlotte, Gay-Loving Liberal Big City Mayors seeking publicity on the 24-hour news channels like Chicago’s Rahm Emanuel, Boston’s Tom Menino, and San Francisco’s Mayor Edwin Lee said Chick fil A restaurants will not be welcome in their cities, just because Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy stated his support for “traditional marriage.”
That’s because when the Chick-Fil-A CEO was asked if he held the same view of marriage Obama held until 90 days ago, he answered “guilty as charged.”
The Mayor of Chicago responded, “Chick-fil-A values are not Chicago values.” He is precisely correct. Chick-Fil-A does not discriminate. Chick-Fil-A does not hate people who hold beliefs that are a part of American values for over 200 years. Chick-Fil-A does not believe in using the police power of the state to belittle and harass businesses who do not maintain a mind-numbing litmus test that requires universality of thought from its employees as the Chicago Mayor advocates.
Emanuel’s grandparents fled Czarist Russia to escape religious persecution. After only two generations, Chicago’s first Jewish Mayor is instilling discrimination, not on the basis of religion, but on the basis of “thought”……the ultimate tyranny.
Yes, Mr. Emanuel, Chick-fil-A certainly does not hold Chicago values. Now Political Photo-Shopper Edward Cropper shows us the Chicago Turkey who wants to outlaw a chicken.
Let’s face it, the Nation of Islam can open a restaurant in Chicago, but not Chick-Fil-A. Our Compassionate Conservative says the perfect solution to all that liberal whining about Chic-Fil-A would be to locate the restaurant inside a mosque. There’s no way our oh-so-tolerant liberals would be against that!
Remember when ABC praised Free Speech for the Dixie Chicks? Now they’re slamming Chick-Fil-A with a firestorm of hate.
Maybe that’s why as Chick-fil-A experiences the full frontal assault of the homosexual movement’s efforts to squash those who publicly uphold and defend traditional views of marriage and sexuality, Soreheads in the Suburbs will be passing out copies of The Blower and checking to see how many Republican voters the Romney campaign will be registering at Chick-Fil-A Restaurants today.
- Today in Cincinnati, everybody’s wondering why The Fishwrap isn’t demanding that Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory call his Extreme Liberal Clown-cil back into session to throw a hissy fit and pass a resolution banning Chick-Fil-A from hiring unemployed people to work at its restaurants within the city limits, like Chick-Fil-A locations in Anderson, Eastgate, Florence, Springdale, Tri-County, Deerfield Crossing, and West Chester, along with locations in Florence and the Airport in Northern Kentucky. The only Chick-Fil-A restaurants that actually appear to be within Cincinnati’s city limits appear to be the ones at UC, Kenwood Town Centre, and Western Hills. [SEE YOUR CHICK-FIL-A- LOCATOR HERE]
Meanwhile, in yesterday’s “Real E-Mails from Real” Subscribers E-dition:
First Amendment Attorneys told us, “We used to think all Liberals supported the First Amendment. We must’ve been wrong.”- Phil Burr-Ass, the Queen City’s Homo Hater in Chief, said, “I can’t wait to try Chick-Fil-A’s new homophobic sandwich, when its “Queer-Hatin” Cordon Bleu’ goes on sale.”
- Anderson Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien asked, “If it’s too crowded to get into the Chick-Fil-A in Anderson on Wednesday, would it be OK just to masturbate in the parking lot?”
- Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo asked, “Are there really only two Chick-Fil-A locations in Northern Kentucky, on Houston Road in Florence and at the Airport?”
Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, said “Don’t forget, the same-sex kiss-in protest is scheduled for Friday.”- Northern Kentucky Tea Partiers reminded us, “Sarah Palin likes Chick-Fil-A.”
- Gay Students at NKU said, “We wish we had a Chick-Fil-A so we could boycott it.”
- Horny in Hebron drooled, “I like watching Lesbians make out.”
- At Channel 19 News, Trish the Dish said, “The chicken tasted better before I knew it was basted in hate and homophobia.”
- And at TV 5, Sheree Paolello said “The Waffle Potato Fries at Chick-Fil-A are really delicious.”
Explaining Liberal Logic
According to Glenn Garvin at the Miami Herald, our Intolerant Liberals’ Chick-Fil-A Protest could really backfire, because let’s face it, Progressives and their companies are they’re the ones who don’t share majority values.
The right to gay marriage has appeared on the ballot 32 times across America during the past few years, and it has lost every single time. Only six states and the District of Columbia issue licenses for same-sex marriages.
And if pandering progressive politicians are allowed to put Chick-Fil-A out of business, you can bet that the folks on the other side will be doing the same to Amazon.com, whose founders just donated $2.5 million to support a gay-marriage initiative in Washington State. And you can say so long to Oreos (Nabisco, earlier this summer, put them in a bag featuring a cookie with a multicolored gay-pride stuffing) as well as Cheerios, Pillsbury pastries, and Green Giant vegetables (owner General Mills is opposing a Minnesota constitutional amendment that would outlaw gay marriage). JC Penney, which has put pictures of gay dads in its catalogs and uses Ellen DeGeneres as its spokeswoman, will be history.
Now from the Looking Spoon, we try to understand that Liberal Logic our Left-Wing Lunatics must actually believe.
And for all you Loopy Liberals, who used to like eating at Chick-Fil-A before this controversy, here’s how you can make your own Chick-Fil-A sandwiches at home.
Left-wing Lunatic Roseanne Barr even went postal when she wished everybody who ate at Chick-Fil-A got cancer. Maybe that’s why Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception says, “How would you like to see this Chick Fil A’d?”
- Hurley the Historian says it doesn’t matter how rarely political protests actually work. Our Histrionic Homosexuals’ Chick Fil-A complaint hardly rises to the level of a real protest, like in 1955 when Rosa Parks, a 43-year-old black woman, refused to give up her seat on a bus to a white person; in the 1960s, when boycotts organized by the Ceasar Chavez and United Farm Workers union brought attention to the plight of migrant workers; or the 1980 Olympic Boycott, when the United States and 59 other nations refused to send their Olympic teams to the Moscow Olympics as a protest against the Soviet invasion and occupation of Afghanistan in 1979.
Hurley also wonders how many of today’s hot-headed homosexual activists could even explain who Captain Charles Boycott was, and why he was ostracized in 1880.
- Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Helen Suzman’s, “I can say unequivocally that the boycott does not work. It’s never complete enough to have impact unless it’s backed by force, and I don’t think anybody in America seriously proposes that.”
Along the same line, L. Neil Smith said, “The main problem is that for a boycott to be effective, you must first persuade thousands – maybe even millions of others – to go along, which is a lot of work and usually not successful.”
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane when Obama might be making a statement about the Chick-Fil-A. “I’m not sure,” Kane admitted, but according to the Daily Caller, on June 29, 2012, Obama for America spent $62 at Chick-fil-A in Atlanta. Wouldn’t you like to hear Obama’s $172,000-per-year White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard try to explain that?
A Chick-Fil-A a Day Keeps the Homos Away
Today, everybody who plans to eat at Chick-Fil-A today to show his support for “traditional marriage,” e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Family Values Fanatic Phil Burr-ass, who says “Obama is going to lose Ohio and all those other states where same-sex marriage is important.”
Phil wins an “I’d Rather Be Gay-bashing” bumper sticker; a “Go to the Head of the Line Pass” at Chick-Fil-A, and best of all, to be invited on stage to join Cincinnati’s Girly Mayor Mark Mallory and his Gay-Loving City Clown-cil to lead the Gay Chicken Dance at this year’s Oktoberfest. His Winning Limerick is:
When Chick-Fil-A says same-sex marriage is gay,
All of us civilized folk better get out of the way.
‘Cause the “Gaystopo crowd”
Will get really loud
When they celebrate “Intolerance Day.”
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s favorite line from Stripes is “We’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn”):
When Chick-Fil-A says same-sex marriage is gay
Liberals tell their friends to stay away
Phil McKrevis and Ben Dover
Say their chicken eating is over
Since they’re gonna get married some day.
On the topic of marriage legality
What about a split personality?
I’m waiting them to tell if
I can marry myself
That’s no more of an abnormality.
Don’t forget the first line of Friday’s Limerick:
“How about a political Olympics event?”
LIBERAL INTOLERANCE HOT LINE
Some gay bashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally gay-bashing subscribers, but we could always use more.
Link of the Day
Kermit The Frog Boycotts Chick-Fil-A
Plus
New Chick-fil-A song by Tim Hawkins
Chaz The Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken – CONAN on TBS
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