Saturday, June 16, 2012
Even Liberals Hated It!
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says in yesterday’s e-dition, The Blower trashed Obama’s promised “major economic address” in Cleveland even before he gave it. Amazingly, the political press corps panned it too, but only after they actually listened to just-another 54-minute warmed-over campaign speech. Talk about your cruel and unusual punishment! On the other hand, Rush Limbaugh found it amusing. Too bad there are only 20 more weeks to go before the Presidential Elections in November.
And how ironic was it that all those Obama supporters claiming Voter IDs are racist, had to show their photo IDs to get in?
- Later Thursday, rush-hour traffic was tied up in NYC so Obama could lament how much “People Out There are Hurting” to all those Ultra-Elitist Limousine Libtards at Sarah Jessica Parker’s $40,000-Per-Person Fundraiser at her shabby apartment that Anna Wintour had to clean and redecorate before the company arrived.
- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1858, Lincoln warned that America was becoming a “house divided.” And these days, our Divider-in-Chief is really doing his part.
- Our Crooks in Congress say, “You should feel sorry for us because so much our net worth has disappeared under the Obama Administration, too.” Unfortunately, Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the collapse of everybody else’s net worth isn’t news to We, the Over-Taxed Payers.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for today Committee chose Mark Twain’s “It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.”
Wednesday was Flag Day, when The Blower really remembered all those who’d fought and died to protect it, but the rest of the nation should’ve been flying their flags upside down as a distress signal. In Ohio’s Second Congressional District, “Junketing Jean” Schmidt was wondering when it’s Flag Day in Turkey, having only received $582,768 during the past three years from the Turkish Coalition of America.
And when Deerfield Township resident Dan Nurre wrote a piece about “Flag Etiquette,” why’d The Fishwrap have to go to Florence, KY to find lame duck Bluegrass Congressman Goof Doofus helping raise a US flag on a flagpole donated by the Florence Women’s Club at the Northern Kentucky Children’s Advocacy Center on Houston Road? Didn’t they have any patriotic congressmen in Ohio?
Could it be “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s party-appointed campaign manager still hasn’t figured out how media relations is supposed to work?
Meanwhile at the Hamilton County Courthouse, CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street wonders what Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP will do now that long-time Hamilton County Judge Dennis Helmick, won’t be on the ballot this fall. So how hard should it be for old Blueface to find a local Republican lawyer to fill that $121,350-per-year job?- In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Mitt Romney will be back in Ohio on Sunday on his “Believe in America: Every Town Counts” bus tour. The Blower says it’ll be interesting to see how many Ohio Republican officials try to hitch a ride for a little publicity.
The Blower has already reported how Wyoming (the city, not the state) approved the mother of all sweetheart deals when it gave away a property worth $443,000, plus a $270,000 subsidy, plus part of the adjacent park to a favored developer, just to build one small restaurant that “hopes to employ only 25 people.” But blustery blogger Forward Conservative writes, one troubling aspect of this deal is that most of these gifts were awarded by an incompetent, unelected committee known as the Wyoming Community Improvement Corporation. Shouldn’t Wyoming City Clown-cil be making the major decisions, such as giving away nearly $800,000 worth of over-taxed payer resources? Wyoming citizens should ask their elected officials why they refuse to do their own job and instead hand over important tasks to an unelected body that lacks the intelligence or integrity to make them.
But one city’s trash is another city’s new hire. In the words of the Dayton Daily News on April 17, 2012, when Cincinnati’s new Metropolitan Housing chief quit a similar job in Dayton: “He leaves it awash in turmoil and burdened by controversy.”
Why do we get these people hired here? Who checks their backgrounds? Google it—it only takes five seconds to see why you might want to want to check out Gregory Johnson’s employment history. Or is checking someone’s previous employer racist? Did anybody check to see if he had to pass a test to enforce this job?
- And did the City really have to cancel this week’s City Clown-cil Meeting just because Mayor Mark Mallory was attending a Dainty DemocRAT Mayor’s Conference in Orlando. Maybe there is some benefit to all of his travel after all.
Want to see why road closures take so long to re-open after an accidental spill? Here we have a picture of eight people watching three broom sweepers. Maybe that’s a clue.
When TV 12 reported the story about Charles Marshall “pleasuring himself” on a Teddy Bear on Elm Street in Over-the-Rhine, Pervert Attorney James “The Rock” Bogen wondered if police would give the Masturbator on Elm Street his business card to pleasure himself with. Marshall says he can’t wait for the streetcar is built so he can whack off on the trolley. Those OTR alleys are so dirty.
Speaking of perverts, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says many people are asking about the identity of the weenie wagging Hamilton County elected official, who exposed himself in a woman’s car, when the lady drove him home from a weekend party recently. Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda kept asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane when The Blower would reveal the guy’s identity. “You wouldn’t want us to ruin the man’s political career, would you?” Kane asked.
In a related item, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says divorce attorneys all over Northern Kentucky were really upset when they read that story about the online dating service for married seeking affairs which ranked local suburbs to see which bedroom community was the “top cheating neighborhood” in Cincinnati. In order, those adulterous areas included Montgomery, West Chester, Sharonville, Hyde Park, Oakley, Covington, Kenwood, Downtown, Mason, and Mt. Lookout.
“This is really outrageous,” said WLW Radio’s Lovely Lady Lawyer Lisa Wells, whose license has not been suspended. “We have more sluts in Northern Kentucky than you can shake a stick at, and since I’m going to be on the air Saturday between 12-3 PM, all you Bluegrass Betrayers call in and tell us where you live.”
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