Special “Obama’s Private Sector Gaffe” E-dition

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

  • Was it a mistake last Friday when I said “The Private Sector was doing fine?” —President Barack Hussein Obama
  • Actually, the President was for the private sector doing fine before he was against it. —White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
  • Leaks of secrets to make Obama look like a strong military leader are doing fine. —Obama Supporters at the New York Times
  • The Obama Re-election Campaign is doing fine. —Obama’s Chief Political Strategist David Axeldouche
  • We’re doing fine. —Twenty-three Million Americans Who Can’t Find Work
  • Us too! —Forty-Six Million Americans on Food Stamps
  • Are those more than 431,000 unemployed Ohioans doing fine? —Buckeye RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett
  • Last time we looked at the U.S. Debt Clock, our big government spending was still doing fine. —Clueless In Congress
  • On this date in 1987, President Ronald Reagan did just fine when he challenged Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down” the Berlin Wall. —Hurley the Historian
  • Our plans to recall Republican Governor Scott Walker in Wisconsin worked out fine. —Union Goons
  • That campaign manager Hamilton County RINO Party Boss sent me is doing fine. —“Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
  • My VP campaign was doing fine until I only got 2% of the vote in the straw poll at last weekend’s CPAC Convention in Chicago. —Rob “Fighting for Finalists” Portman
  • How’s my credibility in Congress doing these days? —Obama’s Atrocious Attorney General Eric Holder
  • Plans for Wednesday’s big Romney fundraiser in Cincinnati at the Netherland Plaza Hotel are coming along fine. —Craig Lindner
  • Our plans to balance Cincinnati’s budget are also coming along fine. —City Mangler Dough Boy Honey and Mayor Mark Mallory
  • My efforts to get help from the private sector to get my Stadium Ticket Tax are doing fine. —Deranged DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner Odd Todd Opportune
  • Last weekend, Aroldis Chapman and the Cincinnati Reds’ bullpen were really doing fine. —Detroit Tigers Fans
  • After we see how many people show up at tonight’s meeting, we’ll tell you how fine we’re doing. —Anderson Tea Party
  • At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, I told Political Insiders that if you have to explain something you said publicly, you’ve already lost the argument, and neither Obama nor the Private Sector was doing fine. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
  • Did you ever think Obama might not be out of touch? Maybe he’s just wrong. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
  • We still think Obama’s “the Private Sector is just fine” gaffe is a keeper. —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • Efforts to unify Republicans in Northern Kentucky after last month’s Bluegrass Primary are doing just fine. —Goof Doofus
  • Plans to figure out how to pay for a new Brent Spence Bridge are coming along just fine. —Northern Kentucky Commuters, stuck in traffic one more time
  • Our plans to waste all our money campaigning for Obama for the next “146” days are doing just fine. —Bluegrass DemocRATS
  • My efforts to delay the actual loss of my law license in Kentucky and then everywhere else, are still doing fine. —Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Clinton-Loving, Obama-Worshiping Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
  • Although I’m still suspended from practicing law in Kentucky, efforts to delay Ben-Gal Sarah Jones’ trial for having sex with a student are doing fine. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
  • In Northern Kentucky, we say “The Private Sector is doing fine, Y’all.” —Florence Mayor Blondie Whalen
  • In Nielsen’s May Ratings, did my Channel 19 News come out just fine? —Trish the Dish
  • Not even Sheree Paolello would be that stupid. —Jack Atherton

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