Thursday, May 10, 2012

And More Bad News for Obama

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says, “Let not your heart be troubled. The past few days have not been good for Obama.”

Last Saturday, he started his campaign in Columbus, Ohio at a half empty arena. Tuesday, the Tea Party showed its muscle by defeating RINO Senator Richard Lugar in Indiana and supporting a ban on same-sex marriage in North Carolina, which Obama says he now supports. Ron Reagan (Jr.) says Obama is taking more time to “evolve” on his support for same-sex marriage than humans did from apes. In West Virginia, Inmate No. 11593-051, a DemocRAT in a federal prison pulled 40% of the vote against Obama. In Wisconsin, more Republicans voted than DemocRATS in the Governor’s recall primary. Add to this, by voting out austerity measures, Europe is going to hell in a hand basket. That can’t be good for Obama’s economy. And the NY Times finally called Obama a “Socialist.” No wonder White House Press Dweeb Jay Cardboard sounds so flustered with only “179” more days until the Presidential Elections: “I mean — well, yes, sure. I just don’t — I haven’t — I haven’t been asked it before so I. . . . The president — I’ll have to — I’ll have to get back to you.”

In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Kneepad Liberals in the Press can’t stop whining after the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) sent out a link on Monday to a story, written by a conservative website, reviving 26-year-old domestic violence allegations made against Disingenuous DemocRAT Senator Sherrod Brown by his ex-wife during a messy divorce.
Now that The Fishwrap has “retired” its great staff photographers on their staff, they’re pulling old photos from their “files.” On Wednesday’s front page, the headline read: “Pensions start to feel the pinch.” It sure looks like Diana Frey, the Former Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees Union president who was arrested for embezzling the money from the municipal workers, doesn’t it?
Did NBC really order 13 episodes of a Cincinnati-based sitcom called “Save Me” starring Anne Heche, and Horny in Hebron wants to know if lesbian love scenes will be included.
Hurley the Historian says today is National Railroad Day, because in 1869, the Golden Spike was driven at Promontory, Utah, completing the transcontinental rail line. Now maybe somebody could drive a spike through Mallory’s Trolley Folly boondoggle.
Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather says watching Dusty’s boys continues to be painful. At least Homer Bailey didn’t earn his name by giving up a homer in the first inning Tuesday night on his way to giving up six runs in less than four innings. But so far this year, Joey Votto’s been paid $4 million for two home runs during the first 29 games. It hardly seems like enough.
Troublemaking Tailgater Tino Delgato says the Reds traded 26-year-old Josh Hamilton for basically nothing after the 2007 season. Since then Josh has won the American League MVP award, a batting title, appeared in TWO World Series, and now has hit four home runs in one game. He is on track to win the Triple Crown (Batting Average, Home Runs and RBI’s) in 2012. The Reds traded an old (30) Frank Robinson in 1965. He won the Triple Crown and appeared in FOUR World Series. Einstein said Insanity was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Go Figure!!
Many Republicans were shocked by yesterday’s expose from the local blog Republicans for Higher Taxes on the relationship between the disgraced but not-yet-disbarred $tan Che$ley and Clerk of Court$ Tracy Winkler. The overwhelming consensus is that Winkler showed a stunning lack of judgment by accepting Che$ley’s money and then publicly thanking him for his support. Is Winkler the last person in this county to know that Che$ley has been recommended for disbarment for improperly taking money that was meant for his clients? Or does Tracy just not care?

Both Che$ley and Winkler are known for taking the shortcuts and low road to get what they want. The Kentucky Bar Association says Che$ley has asked the Kentucky Supreme Court to delay considering his disbarment for his role in the fen-phen scandal, and Winkler hires people such as Jennifer Triantafilou for jobs they are completely unqualified to hold so she can curry favor with party leaders. Many people believe Alex T. made sure Tracy got the Clerk of Courts appointment as a reward for hiring his wife. Che$ley and Winkler seem to be a perfect fit.

But why should anybody be surprised when $tan buys another Republican’s soul for his collection? They’re not all that expensive these days. And what a fine collection $tan has. The growing group includes Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP; Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters; Former Ohio Attorney General Jim Petro; and of course, Lame-Duck Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt. We’re surprised the guy Alex T. chose to run “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s campaign isn’t already trying to arrange a Che$ley fund-raiser for his candidate.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Former Louisiana DemocRAT Senator John Breaux’s “My vote can’t be bought, but it can be rented.”

No longer being rented these days are all those employees at $tan’s Law Firm that we heard were let go.

More than a dozen local conservatives gathered in Kenwood Tuesday night to watch Indiana’s conservative State Treasurer Richard Mourdock defeat RINO Senator Dick Lugar by a stunning 61-39% margin. During the final weeks of the primary campaign, Tea Party Patriots and COASTers spent significant volunteer hours helping Mourdock. Many of these same folks helped defeat the “Junketing Jean” Schmidt two months ago. We won’t name names, but we heard that a Gena from Commissioner Chris Monzel’s office coordinated Tea Party activity while someone named Jeff from Blue Ash led COAST’s involvement. Lugar and Mean Jean are the only two Republican incumbents in the nation to lose in the primary to a challenger and SW Ohio conservatives played a role in making both happen.
Finally, at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Social Scientists were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about “National Clean Up Your Room Day” today. “This is a day parents eagerly await all year,” Kane explained. “It’s time to get out the shovels and call in an industrial sized dumpster.”

“Our daughter’s celebrating it too,” Kane added. “She’s even carrying out the recycling after only being reminded about it six times.”

Bluegrass Ballots

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says with only twelve more days until the primary elections on May 22, Mitt Romney is already sitting on 925 of the 1,144 delegates he needs to the Republican Presidential Nomination, and Republicans in Northern Kentucky are all hoping Kentucky puts him over the top. At least, it will give folks on TV something interesting to talk about. So far, their coverage of that seven-way primary for Goof Doofus’ seat in Congress has been something less than exciting. Boondoggle Judge Executive Garry Moore is even running an attack ad against Thomas Massie. You can watch that here.
Did Highlands High School teacher Andrea Conners with two children of her own really resigned her job last Thursday amid allegations that she had sex with a student?

It’ll be interesting to see which Northern Kentucky attorney is defending her, with Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters suspension situation still unclear.

So far, local TV stations are all over that story, and Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel wants to know: why don’t those same TV stations cover stories when their own anchorbimbos have sex with their cameramen?

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