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Thursday, March 15, 2011
Happy Ides of March, Everybody!
The big day has finally arrived, and you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you deserve. Hurley the Historian says today’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body.- So how much did it cost over-taxed payers when our Backstabber-in-Chief hopped on Backstabber One for his over-taxed payer funded campaign photo op during half time at a meaningless small time NCAA tournament game in Dayton? At a cost of roughly $180,000 per hour to operate Air Force One, the US Debt was increased by at least $365,000, not including all the other costs. You’re looking at a fast half million dollars for your grandchildren to pay back. No sweat!
- Today there are still “235” more days the November Elections, and we’re almost halfway through the primary process, and nobody has half the votes needed for nomination. That means our GOP Presidential Backstabbing Candidates are free to continue backstabbing.
- In Congress, Tea Party Patriots don’t need a special day to stab John Boehner in the back.
- Meanwhile in Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Backstabbing Boss Kevin DeWhine didn’t wait long to exploit “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s surprise win last week with a fund-raising e-mail. The Blower remembers when DeWhiner forced an endorsement for “Mean Jean,” even though every member of the state central committee from Ohio’s Second Congressional District opposed her. Welcome to Backstabbing as Usual, Dr. Wenstrup! Your so-called advisers still aren’t covering your back.
Tuesday, The Fishwrap’s Deirdre Shesgreen got to yell “Stop the Presses” with her big “Schmidt can ignore legal bill” story. Why, it only seems like last Wednesday The Blower was publishing “Still, things weren’t all bad for ‘Mean Jean’ on Election Night. Especially when you consider she now won’t have to re-pay the rest of that $500,000 in legal fees to her Turkish attorneys according to the House Ethics Committee, and she can sell all of her autographed State of the Union Programs and live happily off the proceeds for the rest of her life.”- And Former Feckless Fishwrapper Greg “No Reportee” Korte’s (now plying his trade for USA Today) says “Federal prosecutors in southern Ohio are looking into whether a mysterious political action committee that helped nominate an unknown congressional candidate violated federal election laws.” Do you think the Feds will ever be able to find a connection between that “Let’s Stick It Up Kevorkian’s Ass PAC” and “Mean Jean” Schmidt, or a bunch of terrorist Turks?
- Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Oscar Wilde’s “A true friend stabs you in the front,” but Whistleblower Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say “Backstabbing” has a “whole” different meaning in the gay community.
The Cincinnati City Mess
This scandal just gets bigger each day. Yesterday we reported on the ongoing court shenanigans of Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory’s deadbeat cousin, Elizabeth A. Rogers, 42, and her equally deadbeat husband Trent Rogers, 44, the recipients of a million dollar city throwaway by Mallory, his Kentucky butt boy Dough Boy Honey and the majority of the Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil, to open a chitlins restaurant downtown which everybody knows could never succeed.
Liz Rogers is one of The Fishwrap’s 20 Women to Watch in 2012. You can’t say The Blower isn’t doing its job!
Liz Rogers was put in the Butler County jail Tuesday on an outstanding bench warrant on a $3,000 debt she was court-ordered to pay, but didn’t. She stayed in jail for about an hour when her moocher husband bailed her out by putting up a $3,104 bond.
Some reports say Mallory and butt boy Dough Boy Honey withheld large pieces of civil and criminal court information about the parasitic Rogers couple when they presented the million dollar money giveaway to city clown-cil for approval. If so, both Mallory and Dough Boy Honey should face criminal charges for their part.
Congratulations to the Butler County Sheriff’s deputies who corralled Rogers and put her in jail. Rogers is ordered to appear in Butler County court on Friday. We wonder if she will bother showing up, given her long history of manipulating the courts.
It should be noted the useless Cincinnati Police Chief would be unable to charge Mallory and Dough Boy Honey, since the chief lacks powers to arrest anyone since he’s never taken the State police qualifying test. He refuses to take the test because he knows he is too dumb to pass it.
- UPDATE: Cincinnati’s Useless Police Chief James Craig has requested a postponement of his London, Ohio test-dodging hearing which was scheduled for Thursday. Word is the useless chief has a sore testicle and thought being driven to Columbus might be too much of a stress on his testicle. His next hearing is scheduled for May. Maybe he will have the balls for the hearing by then.
- And speaking of people without balls at Cincinnati City Hall, did you see how the City caved in to the Occupiers? Scott Greenwood, Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman and Ohio Representative to the National American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) Board, says the First Amendment has been served. Now ragamuffins who would otherwise be at home in their mommies’ basements can stand outside all night like idiots protesting people who work for a living.” The Blower says “We’re surprised Mallory’s Extreme Liberal City Council didn’t vote to give each of those ragamuffins $1 million to open a White Food Restaurant on the Banks.
- Wednesday’s Fishwrap listed the number of babies born at area hospitals and Catholic Good Sam led with a whopping 6,531. But, the disturbing numbers are the 12 who were born at CHILDREN’s HOSPITAL. Were these kids that went in thinking they had a stomach ache and gave birth in the ER?
- Backstabbers for Higher Taxes report that the son of Blue Ash Mayor Mark Weber (or at least whom evidence points to as the Mayor’s son) was recently arrested. Apparently this is far from the first time the police have had to deal with members of the Weber family. With several Blue Ash government departments in utter chaos, it looks like Mayor Weber runs his household about as well as he’s been running his city.
In Anderson, Duffy the Schmidt Slayer says Disgraced Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s Backstabber of the Year Award nomination for his soon-to-be former wife was just cancelled out by her nomination of him. At CFK-TV on Anderson Community Television, besides Political Science Theater 2012, projects in development include “The 50 Most Fascinating Backstabbers in Anderson Township,” and Wednesday night at 11 PM on Warner’s Channel 18, they had an encore presentation of Miss Vicki’s award winning interview of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane on ICRC.
Bluegrass Backstabbers
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports in Northern Kentucky, Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says political backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. “It’s a good thing,” said Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl. “Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all.”- Eric ‘Call Me Crazy,’ Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters, nominated a lot of people for The Blower’s Backstabber of the Year Award, including The Robster, The Whistleblower, American Bar Association President William T. Robinson III, the entire Bluegrass Bar Association, and Lovely Lisa Wells, who’s getting paid by WLW Hate Radio for doing the program “Crazy Eric” was doing for free.
- Tonight at Mainstrasse bars, Lady Backstabbers with Big Breasts drink free, and for those on the “A” List, it’s Miss Vicki’s Ides of March Party. And don’t forget, all of you Bluegrass Backstabbers, this year, it’s BYOK (Bring Your Own Knives).
- And The CamBoozler wonders if The Blower continues promoting articles written on the Bluegrass Bulletin and Tom Wurtz’s Blog, how long it will take before The Fishwrap goes out of business. Whistleblower subscribers say, “Why would people continue to read articles in The Fishwrap that are a day or a week late.”
- Finally, this just in from NASCAR: Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of Obama’s scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon’s management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within nine seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for ten cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.
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