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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Today’s Top Trump Tweet Takedown —

— THE VERDICT NOBODY SAW COMING —
Trump Called It A “Travesty Of Justice.”
But it was worse than a “travesty. In the words of Fielding Mellish, it’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”

Build The Wall, Pass Kate’s Law
We’ll Call It “Kate’s Wall”

Jeff Sessions after Kate Steinle verdict: ‘Wouldn’t take five minutes’ for Senate to pass ‘Kate’s Law’

These Awkward Matt Lauer Moments Are Resurfacing


MSNBC’s ‘Crazy Joe’ Meltdown – Keith Olbermann


“Don’t Let Strippers In Your House” Warns Indiana Man After Having 16 Guns Stolen

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues — 

NFL BANKROLLS THE RESISTANCE TO TRUMP

A $100 million fund to appease America-hating players while sticking the knife in patriotic fans.

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Kim Personally Built And Steered Missile

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He Grabbed My Genitals And Wouldn’t Let Go!

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U.S.—After a short twenty years of deliberation and reflection, DemocRATS across the country called for Bill Clinton’s impeachment and resignation from office, sources confirmed Wednesday. (MORE)

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White Guy Held Accountable For Crime

Matt Lauer Returns To Today Show Following 2-Day Suspension

‘I Used To Look Up To You,’ Shouts Anguished Flynn Jr. Running Out Of Room After Learning Father A Perjurer

Mueller: ‘Well, We Got The Liar. Probe’s Over’

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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
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