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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2018
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— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Question —
How Far Out Of It Is Cincinnati?
Why Did The Russians Ignore Cincinnati For Their Anti-Trump Events?
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“Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month” Update
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San Francisco Finalist For “America’s Best Liberal Shithole”
An NBC investigation of 153 blocks of downtown San Francisco has revealed a fetid wasteland of human urine, feces, discarded needles, and indescribable filth, moving that city to the forefront for the honor of “America’s Best Liberal Shithole” among 12 major cities. Recent holders of the title include Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, and Chicago.
“When you add the unbridled, godless sexual perversion and plethora of accompanying diseases, San Francisco easily wins the title,” concluded the report.
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 375. There Are Now Only 1,007 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.