WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2019
Trump’s 726th Day In Office
Time To Get Woke And Go Broke
This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Days after the American Psychological Association (APA) announced that “traditional masculinity” is “harmful” to society and can lead to homophobia and sexual harassment, razor brand Gillette released a new ad campaign touching on the same topic.
“The Procter & Gamble-owned company is supposedly using the new ad to tackle its own slogan, ‘The Best a Man Can Get,’ addressing issues of harassment, bullying and men’s mental health,” Kane explained. “It also purportedly promotes the idea that men can and need to do better when it comes to holding each other accountable and treating women with respect so as to set a better example for boys watching them. The ad, “entitled We Believe, begins with a compilation of actions commonly associated with ‘toxic masculinity,” according to a P&G press release.
Here’s just what we need: Moral advice from a multi-national company that was recently caught profiting off forced child labor and price fixing.
“That video is more than just an advertisement for the company’s products, Kane added. “Gillette is using it as a way to promote change in society and has dedicated a page on its website to the cause.”
That’s because the women and pretty boys who have taken over P&G are now jealously jeering at American men. Men they will never be. Men who tamed a continent. Men who built this country, the envy of the world. Men who rescued whole nations from tyranny…..repeatedly, asking only for space to bury their dead. American men who blessed the planet with airplanes, cellphones, air conditioning, the elevator, the air conditioner, the electric light, the Internet, GPS and wrote a charter that established the standard of respect for human life, ended Slavery and created the march to human equality.
These pathetic P&G wimps; these suck ups to the dominatrices who control a once great Cincinnati company, seek favor by struggling to ridicule American manhood. They can only watch the real Americans. The Americans who invented baseball, defend freedom every day, and who overtly maintain economic, and political security for the rest of the world. The significance of true American manhood is far too great for these useless cowards to grasp or to even comprehend what it is they are seeking to diminish.
Where is their rainbow flag, in the commercial? The androgynous occupants of the P&G front offices include it in everything else they print or event they hold.
“That’s just what we need,” Kane said “Moral advice from a multi-national company that was recently caught profiting off forced child labor and price fixing.”
“Surprise! Surprise!” says Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin. “Genius behind man-hating Gillette ad is a radical feminist.”
Now let’s compare P&G’s Radical Feminist Ad with some Manly Gillette Commercials
Like this 1962 Gillette commercial where they actually say “real man.” OH THE HUMANITY!
Or how about this WWII Commercial Shave Like a Man?
“Let’s Face it,” Kane concluded. “Real men need only one blade.”