WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 03, 2021
TRUMP’S FOURTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S REAL VIRUS UPDATE
Vol. XX: Integrity, Schmintegrity
My Dear Friends and Benefactors,
I hope you are enjoying the awesome spectacle of the unparalleled power of our New World Order! Who else could put into play so stealthily what one of my favorite heroes, Josef Stalin, once said?
“Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.”
Election integrity? Bah, humbug!
But let me remind you that this coup was not merely a matter of software and electronic manipulation. No, no! It was above all the manipulation of people! How many stooges in elected office were paid off? How many judges were threatened and intimidated? How many vote counters from subversive groups were hired? How many poll workers were paid to transport fake ballots across state lines? And how many self-important bureaucrats were so overcome with fear of a relatively mild seasonal flu that they agreed to mail-in ballots?
Oh, I almost forgot: how many pitiful Democrats were fooled into actually voting for a mentally defunct Chinese marionette, who will faithfully enact whatever our Masters decree?
But let us also consider the other unstoppable phalanx we have deployed in our unrestricted warfare against the corrupt capitalists: censorship! Who dares to post something about a stolen election on Facebook? YouTube? Twitter? Go ahead and try it, you insignificant truthers, and watch what happens!
What a brilliant masterpiece! God Himself couldn’t improve on this plan! Of course, the plan depends, as it always has, on the shallowness, stupidity and greed of Americans, always willing to sell out their country for the Almighty Greenback, always willing to vote for the best-looking, most suave and charming pinup with the best attack ads, no matter how corrupt.
But, my friends, as the old saying goes, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet! I am referring to the underbelly of our Master Plan: the psyop to pacify nativist Americans and prevent them from waking up and rebelling.
What is this psyop? It is the narrative we have generated about what’s allegedly happening behind the scenes, to wit:
- Trump invoked the Insurrection Act before he left office, so the military is now in charge of the government
- Trump dissolved the bankrupt US Corporation that had replaced the Constitutional Corporation, restoring our original government
- The military is serving indictments and arresting various traitors, including members of Congress
- The inauguration of Biden was faked, and so is his Presidency
- Once all the traitors have been dealt with, the Presidency will be returned to Trump
- The public will be aware of little or none of this
- Be patient! This will take time to sort everything out!
Oh, and did I mention that the moon is made of green cheese? Or should I say, Q cheese?
Yes, be patient, you foolhardy Americans, and don’t bother to look behind the curtain, because there’s no one there! WE WILL ERASE YOUR PAST! WE WILL BURY YOU! WE OWN YOU!
I, your most humble Supreme Pastor (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master), salute your integrity authenticity and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island