Daily Archives: September 4, 2019

Special “Andersonian Apocalypse Update” E-dition

Trump’s 957th Day In Office

Angry Andersonian Corbly Clough wonders why Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil’s Media Release about Vandalism at Anderson High School was so short. Maybe it was because all of that so-called Racist-and-Profane Graffiti was really crappy. Some Loony Leftist spray-painted the word “Whiteskins” on a storage building near the football field, and the school district painted over the graffiti.
The cover-up ended up looking sort of like a big white penis.  This school district seems to like their awkward cover-ups. All of which brought back the memory of the football field penis incident. 

This exclusive coverage appeared in The Blower’s Special “Local Politics” E-dition on Wednesday, October 22, 2014 

         TURPIN BOOSTERS are now defending the selection of a Sophomore we’ll call Muhammed who was officially chosen Poster Boy for the Forrest Gump School’s HUMONGOUS $103 million Tax Hike after he painted a vile-and-disgusting penis on the Anderson football field before last weekend’s big annual Anderson-Turpin football game. They say nobody said all those pictures of women’s vaginas on the UC campus were in bad taste. Channel 9 did a report, but only The Blower showed you these pictures. And not one of those nasty pictures was of Turpin’s October 2001 Playboy Playmate Stephanie Heinrich.

 At the time, it was suggested the Anderson name be changed to the “Foreskins,” Thanks for the suggestion.

But these days, “Whiteskins” might be a reasonable compromise.

 Could this be another sign of the Anderson Apocalypse?

 Was this another Turpin stunt putting down what they see as the AHS Deplorables?

 Or was this another deep state cover-up ploy?

The Forest Hills School District must be getting a lot of uncomfortable questions in those tax hike propaganda meetings. They need to step up the distractions. Just a small delay. In the end, the truth will surface.

 It may make some board members look like you-know-whats