FRIDAY, JULY 12, 2019
Trump’s 903rd Day In Office
It’s What Liberals Live For
This week, everybody who believes Faux Outrage is always justified to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is local Black Lies Matter Activist Rastifus Racebaiter, who can hardly wait for the next organized public protest if Convicted Ditzy D-RAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter actually ever serves her sentence, that is if Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters decides to make such an announcement next week.
Rastifus wins a “Trayvon Martin Died For Your Sins” T-Shirt, an Official Jesse Jackson Race Card, nude photos of Al Sharpton’s gold-digger girlfriend, along with a chance to make a big speech at the next press conference Cincinnati Diminutive D-RAT Mayor John Cranley calls on “refreshing the city’s 2002 Collaborative Agreement, which ushered in broad reforms in how Cincinnati’s department polices the city and black community. His winning entry is:
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake
And so are demands that they make.
It doesn’t have to be true,
When the media’s with you,
It’s what makes Conservatives shake.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Who hopes nobody calls him a racist)
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake,
It’s what makes all the Right-Wingers quake.
Because Jesse and Al,
With no rationale,
Will never give Whitey a break.
Now Here’s Perturbed in Park Hill’s 16/14 Sonnet
Liberal outrage is so phony and fake,
‘Cause their teleprompter careers are at stake.
Why does Colin Kaepernick take a knee?
He’s obeying the globalist decree:
The USA will decline and decay;
The United Nations we must obey.
If you won’t salute the New World Order
By clamoring for an open border,
You can kiss all of your paychecks bye-bye:
And forget about your piece of the pie!
Liberals sell their souls to the devil
While in their huge benefits they revel.
These hirelings are really a fifth column
Their hatred is paid for, their vow is solemn.
But freeze Soros’ assets and watch the result:
The end of the leftist money-grubbing cult.