FRIDAY, JULY 14, 2017
Trump’s 539th Day In Office
It’s What Liberals Live For
This week, everybody who believes Faux Outrage is always justified to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is local Black Lies Matter Activist Rastifus Racebaiter, who can hardly wait for the next organized public protest to demand another Tensing retrial if Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters decides to make such a long-awaited announcement next week.
Rastifus wins a “Trayvon Martin Died For Your Sins” T-Shirt, an Official Jesse Jackson Race Card, nude photos of Al Sharpton’s gold-digger girlfriend, along with a chance to make a big speech at the next press conference Cincinnati Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley calls on “refreshing the city’s 2002 Collaborative Agreement, which ushered in broad reforms in how Cincinnati’s department polices the city and black community. His winning entry is:
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake
And so are demands that they make.
It doesn’t have to be true,
When the media’s with you,
It’s what makes Conservatives shake.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Who hopes nobody calls him a racist)
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake,
It’s what makes all the Right-Wingers quake.
Because Jesse and Al,
With no rationale,
Will never give Whitey a break.