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MONDAY, MARCH 12, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Story —
Did Liberal Heads Really Explode When They Heard Trump’s 2020 Slogan Would Be “Keep America Great!”
But Why Should That Be News?
The Blower published this item on Wednesday, January 18, 2017:
Meanwhile, President-elect Donald Trump is already preparing for his re-election campaign in 2020 with a new campaign slogan. “Are you ready?” Trump asked the Washington Post in an interview published Wednesday, building suspense for the unveiling of his new slogan. “‘Keep America Great,’ exclamation point.”
We even showed you this picture of Trump wearing the 2020 hat!
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
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Dumbed Down Dems Say
— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues — — Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 409. There Are Now Only 973 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.