Another “Monday Message” E-dition

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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either) —Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

TUCKER CARLSON: Why Dems Are The REAL Authoritarians –

MARK STEYN: Trump Elected Because Of Careless Left Demonization

MARK DICE: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

Happy Presidents Day

 TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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Dumbed Down Dems Say

It’s Presidents’ Day, So Let’s Thank Our Last GREAT President:

Sign the card and say

— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues — — Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Trump Celebrates Presidents Day

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Federal Bureau of ‘Matters’ Still Hasn’t Found Evidence…

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Kamala Harris Makes Brief Appearance At Gun Violence Protest On Way To Pro-Abortion Rally

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Nation Hears Voices Encouraging It To Buy Gun

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 — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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