Recent E-dition Update (December 25-January 28)

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 SUNDAY, JANUARY 28, 2018

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)

“Republican Replay”

(Picking Proper Political Posters)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

 Special “Sunday Sermon”

(Today We’re Praying For Practical Political Policies)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 27, 2018

“Whistleblower Russia Investigation” 

(Real News About Russia, For A Change!)

“What’s Right With America”

(Honoring Real American Heroes!)

“Republican Replay”

(Trump’s First Week In Office)

“Patronage County Today”
(“Truth—The Best Defense” )

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching To See If Trump Agrees To Sit Down For A #MuellerGate Interview, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary)

FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Opposite Day” 

(It really gets confusing when you use sarcasm!)

 “Republican Replay” 

(A Tale Of Two Marches)

 “Edumcation Update” 
Kids Write The Darndest Things

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(The best part of shutting the government down)

 THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Republican Replay” 

(Making Watching The News Great Again)

People Who Laughed at TRUMP…And Said He Would Never Be President.

“Seediest Kid Of All” 

(Celebrating The 2018 Campaign)

Today It’s “The Eldon Pudpuller Story”

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Republican Replay” 

(Undoing Obama’s Executive Orders)

“Persons Of Consequence Update” 

(From Last Year’s White House Mass Swearing-In Ceremony)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

Annual “Countdown Day Celebration” 
(Remembering Our First Countdown)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

“Tuesday’s Toons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 MONDAY, JANUARY 22, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Eternal Fund-Raising” E-dition
(Focusing on E-Mail Campaigns)

“Presidential Medical Update”

(Deranged In DC)

Another “Patriotic Posters” E-dition 
(Adding To Our Conservative Collection)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 21, 2018

“Conservative Comedy” Encore 

(DemocRATS Probably Won’t See The Humor!)

“Obama— The Next Day” 

(50,000 Port-o-lets Were Not Nearly Enough)

“Inaugural Comparisons” 

(From The Whistleblower Newswire Archives)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

MSNBC claimed the so-called “Women’s March” was a “Message of Unity,” not “Hateful or Anti-Trump”

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

 Special “Sunday Sermon”

(Today We’re Praying For Political Patriotism)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 20, 2018

“Defeated DemocRATS” 

(Only 1,018 More Days Till Election Day 2020)

“Political Posters” 

(Celebrating Trump’s Inauguration)

“Republican Replay”

(Remembering Obama’s Final Day In Office)

“Patronage County Today”
(“Under The Influence” )

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching To See The Top Story On The News, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

 FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Republican Replay”

(Remembering Obama’s Next-To -Final Day In Office)

Fast Forward To Inauguration Day Afternoon When We All Remember Richard Nixon

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(Isn’t it amazing how many of these 2017 cartoons are topical today?)

“Shutdown Dance Update”
(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(When somebody sends you a “tweet”)

 THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Shutdown Dance” 
(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid!)

“Republican Replay”

(Remembering Obama’s Second-From-Final Day In Office)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) (Without Having To Watch TV)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 17, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Free Needles” 
(Next, Anderson Addicts Will Be Getting Free Opioids and Heroin)

“Artis Conception Gallery” 

(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)image007

“Republican Replay”

(Remembering Obama’s Third-From-Final Day In Office)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update” 

(What Happened To The Kneelers?)

“Republican Replay”

(Remembering Obama’s Fourth-From-Final Day In Office)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Tuesday’s Toons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, JANUARY 15, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Republican Replay”

(Countdown Till Trump’s Inauguration)

“Liberal Propaganda Media Update” 

(Another Egregious Editorial)

“Exploiting MLK Day” 

(One Part White Guilt And Two Parts Hype!)

“Salute to Black Republicans” 

(How Many Ways Can A Slain Civil Rights Leader’s Memory Be Exploited?)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 SUNDAY, JANUARY 14, 2018 

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!

 “Republican Replay”
(It Was Obama’s Sixth-From-Final Day In Office) 

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For “Principled Politicians”)

 SATURDAY, JANUARY 13, 2018

“Talking Shit” 

(Now Available— A “Talking Shit” App For Your Cell Phone)

“Republican Replay”

(Last Year on January 13, It Was Obama’s Seventh-From-Final Day In Office)

“Patronage County Today”
(“Signs of the Times”)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

(A Shitstorm Of Biblical Proportions)

Special “Preying on The Poor” 

(Didn’t State Lotteries Used To Be “Illegal?”)

“Republican Replay”

(Last Year on January 12, It Was Obama’s Eighth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The reason we have no civility)

THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)

TODAY WE’RE FEATURING THE LITTLE ERIC D STORY

“Republican Replay” 

(Counting Down The Final Nine Days Till Trump’s Inauguration)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Virile Verdicts” 

(The Jury Is In)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Same Time Last Year”

(Would The Media’s Decade Of Drooling Over Obama Finally Be Over?)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 TUESDAY, JANUARY 09, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Free Grain Party Platform”
(People Helping Themselves!)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Tuesday’s Toons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, JANUARY 08, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Elvis’ Birthday”

(Elvis says, “Don’t Be Cruel!”)

Free Grain Party” 

(Their Motto is “Help Yourself!”)

Surprise Party Surprise” 

(Not Everybody We Invited Showed Up!)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 SUNDAY, JANUARY 07, 2018

“Birthday Bashing”

(Why Not Celebrate Every Day Like It’s Your Birthday?)image005

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For “Precise and Plainspoken Political Punditry”)

 SATURDAY, JANUARY 06, 2018

“Same Time Last Year”

(Obama’s Eviction Couldn’t Come Soon Enough)

“Car Theft Alert” 

(Another Public Service From The Blower)

“Political Insight” 

(The Raccoons In Your Basement Analogy)

“Patronage County Today”
(“So Now You Know”)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 FRIDAY, JANUARY 05, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“War on Political Correctness Update” 
(Reverting to the Good Old BPC Days)

“Improving Military Morale” 

(Making the Military Great Again)

A More Fun Intelligence Briefing”

(Everyone Seems To Be Wondering Why Radical Islamic Terrorists Are So Willing To Commit Suicide)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

 (The biggest story we found last year)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

THURSDAY, JANUARY 04, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

“Significant Birthdays” 

(Inside every senior citizen is a young person wondering what the hell happened!)

“Words Have Precise Meaning” 

(Except When Spoken By Politicians)

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)

TODAY WE’RE FEATURING THE JUANITO RAMERIZ STORY

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 03, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Birthday Buildup” 

(Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest)

Resolutions Update” 

(Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”) 

“Conservative Comedy” 

(DemocRATS Probably Won’t See The Humor!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“D-Word Update” 

(No Wonder All The Other Letters Are Jealous!)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 02, 2018

“First 2018 Cold Weather Warning” 
(Enough of That Global Warming Crap Already!)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, JANUARY 01, 2018

“Weekend Wrap-up”

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)

“Resolutions and Restitutions”

(The Lifespan Of The Average New Year’s Resolution Is About Three Minutes!)

“National Hangover Day”

(Waiting To See Who Won Trump’s 2017 King of Fake News Contest)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2017

Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition 

(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)

“Rhyme Time”
From the Scene of the Crime

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For More “P-Words”)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2017

“Getting Ready For 2018” 

(Start By Just Saying “No” to New Year’s Resolutions)

“Liberals’ List” 

(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)

“Avoiding Holiday Depressions” 

(By Laughing At Other People’s Pain)

Like When They Get Something Stuck In Their Rectums

“Patronage County Today”
(“So Now You Know”)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2017

 “Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Just Another “Guest Column” 

(The Hype Stops Here)

“Fake News Update” 

(TRUMP’S 2017 KING OF FAKE NEWS CONTEST)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

 (In 2017 our New Year’s resolution)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2017

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

“Trump’s To Do List” 

(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)

“Hillary’s Hangups” 

(We’re Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)TODAY WE’RE FEATURING THE MIKEY BROWN STORY

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2017

Whistleblower Extra(2017 Man of the Year: Congressman Brad Wenstrup)

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Plagiarized Political Prose” 

(Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy)

“Schooling Liberal Journalists” 

(Corrected Caught Covering For Clinton)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”
  (From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Saying Goodbye To 2017” 
(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2017

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Cinci-Kwanzaabration” 
(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2017

“Weekend Wrap-up”

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)

“Political Christmas Cards” 
Sent Out By Their Campaigns

“Christmas Cockle Warming” 
(Making You Feel Good All Over)

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