Special “Angry Auditors” E-dition


TUESDAY, MAY 24, 2016

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

image006image005Was Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really surprised to learn he was being audited at this afternoon’s House Judiciary Committee Hearing? —Mid-Level Snitches at the Cincinnati IRS Office

image006The order came straight from the Hillary’s Campaign. —An Anonymous Cincinnati IRS Official

image006Kane never should’ve used the 40th anniversary of the Watergate Hearings in the US Senate to ask Blower readers to send all their information about IRS misconduct to help Obama get re-elected in 2012 so The Blower could turn it over to investigators on the House Ways and Means Committee. —G. Gordon Liddy

image006We wanted copies of that same information so I could begin holding hourly press conferences to report progress in my own investigation of all those Obama Supporters in the Cincinnati IRS Office for possible state civil rights violations. —Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWaking Joe” Deters

image006image007And how surprised was The Blower when these folks showed up at that hearing? —Artis Conception

image006The IRS was not hacking The Blower’s website. We were just doing some unscheduled maintenance and forgot to tell anybody. —Go-Daddy.com

image006Last week may have been another embarrassing week of Obama’s presidency, but we still published a poll saying his job approval rose. —Obama Supporters at CNN 

image006This week in 2000, the bones of President James Garfield’s spine were on display at the National Museum of Health and Medicine, but since then, there’s been little evidence of any lawmakers’ spines in the nation’s capital. Hurley the Historian  

image006Please don’t ask why we always say profiling is OK, so long as Conservatives are the ones being profiled. —Liberal Pundits on TV

image006My question wasn’t about who was going to resign. My question was who was going to jail over that scandal? —Ex-GOP House Speaker John Boehner

image006The Obama Administration did not time the IRS news to distract from the Benghazi scandal. No kidding. —Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest

image006image010With so many White House scandals (and new ones popping up every day), wouldn’t it be nice if Obama went on ESPN and mapped them all on a bracket? See your full-size version here. —ESPN

image006The White House might not have commanded Internal Revenue agents to target conservative groups, but a “culture of intimidation throughout the administration” made them think it was acceptable. —Republican Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell

image006Sometimes you’d even think the Obama White House acts like it wants to be Nixonian. —Bob Woodward

image006We don’t want Obama impeached. We tried it with the Pants-Dropper-in-Chief and look how that worked out. Maybe we should just tie Obama up in dozens of criminal investigations for the next 241 days so that he has no time for anything other than defending himself. —Ken Starr and his staff

image006If Congress was half-way serious about preventing people from being targeted by the IRS, instead of just using the latest scandal to continue their own perks and privileges and raise money to get themselves re-elected, they should just pass a Flat Tax or a National Sales Tax to raise all the revenue they’d ever need to run the country and send all those Obama-loving weasels at the IRS packing. —IRS Bashers

image006I personally know 15 people who wrote out big checks to Mitt Romney and within 90 days got IRS Audit Notices. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

image006Isn’t it funny that Obama’s IRS official in charge of the tax-exempt office during the targeting of TEA Party groups is now charge of the Obama’s IRS’ health care office? —Fox News

image006What difference does it make anyway? —Hillary

image006Are those rogue IRS agents in Cincinnati checking to see if people approve of same-sex marriage? —Ohio US Senator Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman

image006But it’s not just Obama’s failures, or the mendacity of our Obama Supporters in the Press. The Liberal Culture continues to devolve America, and all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who re-elected Obama deserve a big part of the credit, too, along with all of the people who didn’t vote, but should have. Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus

image006That’s why we chose Joseph de Maistre’s “Every nation gets the government it deserves.”

image006Back in 2013, TEA Party Patriots across the country were claiming they’d been targeted by Obama’s IRS and were planning to gather Downtown, since Cincinnati was “the epicenter of their violations of freedom.” —TEA Party Central

How long was it be before the media discoveRed that the head of the Miami Township TEA Party Larry Heller was actually a former Cincinnati IRS employee himself? How could Heller and his cronies in the Clermont County TEA Party possibly indict the IRS without implicating Heller and the sweet retirement benefits he might have been collecting from the IRS while he was slinging mud at them? —Clermont Crusaders

image006We could’ve waved signs and flags and worn funny hats at a big “Reign in the IRS Rally” at noon on Fountain Square, then storm the IRS Offices in the Federal Building with torches and pitchforks and drag all those Obama-Loving TEA-Party Targeting IRS Agents back to Fountain Square for a little non-partisan tar-and-feathering. —Local TEA Party Guys Who Were Looking For Face Time On National TV

image006Wouldn’t it be funny if all those IRS Protesters marched over to the IRS Processing Center in Covington instead? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo


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