Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

Because Ohio appealed a Federal Judge’s order to the U.S. Supreme Court, and SOTUS delayed the start of early voting in Ohio Monday, a day before it was scheduled to begin, The Blower can stop counting down the days, hours, and minutes until voting officially begins this morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections. —Early DemocRAT Voter Frauders
Ohio is even appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, but we’ll still be telling the same lies 24/7 during the only 35 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections. —Finney’s Fibbers
Not only am I using Liz Rogers’ Failed Mahogany’s Restaurant to campaign for Black DemocRAT votes in my Ohio Senate Campaign in a Black District, but I’m also pulling out all the stops pandering for votes from Loony Libertarians who believe smoking marijuana shouldn’t be a crime. —The Windbag
A new tenant will be in the Mahogany’s location by spring. It will do it without any handout from the Cincinnati clown-sale. This new tenant will have a business plan that works. Go Figure!!! —Troubled Over-taxed Payer Tino Delgato
When Kneepad Liberals in the Press run a front-page story about “Homeless Gays,” we call it a “Twofer.” —The Liberal Agenda
If it’s Politically Correct, you must not object. —Feckless Fishwrappers
This week at the Hamilton County Courthouse, we’re all watching Judge Nick Nadel’s courtroom to see if Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter takes the stand in her own behalf during her trial on all those felonies. —CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street
Maybe we should still be broadcasting live. —Court TV
Just once, I’d like to tell a defendant: “Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, and you, too. —Steve “Wild and Crazy Judge” Steve Martin
You can’t believe the almost total lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers Candidates Forum scheduled for October 7 between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center, especially if Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn bans the Pledge of Allegiance, as has been reported at other Politically Correct LWV Debates across the country. —Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas
Even if I didn’t have time to debate my un-Deserving DemocRAT opponent, he could always debate himself, since he got 3% of the vote as a Republican in 2012 in the Second District when he ran against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup. —Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead
Speaking of Bad Hair, am I now a “Good DemocRAT?” —Deceased DemocRAT Former Congressman Jim Traficant, who was expelled after being convicted and served time in prison for taking bribes, filing false tax returns, racketeering, and forcing his aides to perform chores at his farm in Ohio and houseboat in Washington, D.C.]
Imagine that poor deranged woman in Indian Hill suing us just because she claims we didn’t tell her she’d be moving next door to a convicted criminal. —Sibcy Cline
Imagine what my neighbors are saying about me these days after they learned my Law Firm stiffed those lawyers in Louisville for $122,000. —Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
Imagine that—my neighbors are all glad they moved in to their homes in Anderson just to be near me. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
Home buyers will really be flocking to Anderson if Voters pass our $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot that would increase everybody’s property taxes by hundreds and thousands of dollars. —The Forrest Gump School District
Who will be the biggest “Big Name” not to show up at our boring Candidates Night tomorrow? —Anderson Township Republican Club
Not to worry, we get all the information we need about who’s running on that digital sign on Beechmont Avenue. —Advised Andersonians
For some reason we cannot see a disclaimer on that digital sign on Beechmont Avenue. — Ohio Elections Commission
The Blower can now add The 2014 Cincinnati Reds to its list of predictions that came true. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball
Is Clermont County the only place Republicans have taken my name off their sample ballot this year? —Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor
Last week, our Feckless Fishwrappers really outdid themselves celebrating the Jewish New Year by giving all that publicity to some Silly Anti-Semite NoKY Senate Candidate nobody ever heard of who stands on a street corner in Florence with his “With Jews We Lose” sign. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Do you think he heard how easy it would be to get his picture in The Blower waving signs? —Loony Libertarian Jim Berns
Doesn’t that stupid “Schmuck” realize how few Jews actually live in Northern Kentucky, anyway? —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson, who used to make Jews feel welcome at the Annual Graydon Head Christmas Party
If that Honky in Northern Kentucky really wants a lot of media coverage, he could always start a race riot standing on a street corner in Avondale holding a “Niggers Go Home” sign. —Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston
Why didn’t we see any local coverage of Racebaiter #1 Al Sharpton’s appearance as the keynote speaker at The Council on American-Islamic Relations’s 20th anniversary banquet on Saturday, since CAIR’s Board Chairwoman only lives in Erlanger? NewsBusters said Sharpton, who is Obama’s “go-to man on race,” and who claims to be helping the White House pick outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder’s successor, would be the guest of honor of the group, which was listed as a co-conspirator in a criminal case against an Islamic charity that raised millions for Hamas. —Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya
How did you like the way we compared Islamophobia and the Civil Rights Movement in CAIR’s 20th Anniversary video? —Islamists for Peace

According to a new report, Mitch McConnell gets more campaign contributions from billionaires than any other Republican in the country. Mitch is relying on these billionaire bullies to help him buy his reelection Send us your $5 today. —Dumbed Down DemocRATS for Alison
With the FINAL end of quarter deadline in just a couple days, your support could literally be the difference between a win and a loss in November.—Alison’s Gullible Grandmother
I’ve known Alison for a long time. In fact, here’s a photo from when we first met back in high school. Please send $5 today. —Alison’s Henpecked Husband
I just wanted to send you one last quick note before tonight’s midnight deadline. Contribute $5 or more now – if we can raise $75,000 by midnight, your donation will be matched dollar for dollar. —Alison’s iPhone
Today’s the last day of Alison’s special matching program. Contribute $5 or more now before the deadline to have your donation really count.—Kentucky Governor Steve BeSheared
Mitch McConnell and his Billionaire Buddies are spending $40 million to defeat us. Send us your $5 today. —Alison for Kentucky
We have fewer than 24 hours until FINAL “End of the Quarter” Deadline. Please send us your $5 donation so we can start our October Deadline Fundraising. —Alison Wondergams Grimes Senate Campaign
The DemocRAT National Committee’s Donna Brazile is calling for scrapping the U.S. Constitution to “Save America” from Conservatives. —Liberals Say the Stupidest Things Award Committee
Did everybody see our interview on Sunday night when Obama finally admitted he got it wrong on ISIS. —CBS 60 Minutes
It’s still too early to know if that Oklahoma Beheading was “Terrorism” or just another case of “workplace violence” allegedly by a Fanatical Jihadist just because he was shouting Islamic phrases as he beheaded a woman who refused to convert to Islam, since we don’t want to violate his Constitutional rights by rushing to judgment, just like the due process we’re still giving the Ft. Hood shooter, along with his salary and military pension. —Obama’s Spin Doctors at the White House
Obama says America is better off since he took office, people just don’t feel it. — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice
On this day in 1918, President Woodrow Wilson gave a speech to Congress in support of Women’s Suffrage, because although the House of Representatives had approved a 19th constitutional amendment giving the right to vote, the Senate had yet to vote on the measure. —Hurley the Historian
That’s why we chose George Bernard Shaw’s “Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.” —Your Quote for the Day Committee
Please explain one more time why Early Voting doesn’t begin in Kentucky today? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Dishonest DemocRAT Would-be Early Vote Frauders!

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Brigette Gabriel Addresses Islamic Terrorism

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