TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2016

…But Some People Have Already Started Early!

This morning, there were only 42 more days until all those 2016 Elections in America on November 8 you haven’t seen or heard anything in the news about. Early Voting doesn’t officially begin until next Tuesday on October 12, so it’s still a little early for our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, to be already standing in line outside the Hamilton County Board of Elections.

However, Unsightly Yard Signs for candidates and issues are already beginning to litter the landscape, since most campaigns don’t observe any sort of 30-Day Yard Sign Period in their communities, and by Election Day, there will be more signs illegally in right-of-ways (or rights-of-way, according to which style manual you’re using). Coincidentally, those illegally placed yard signs will have been put there by the campaigns for above-the-law elected officials who make the your laws and judges who are supposed to obey the laws. With this being said, there is nothing wrong in showing your support to whoever you support. You can do this by simply getting you hands on this product at Super Cheap Signs and show your neighbourhood what you stand for! As long as you are doing it in the right way, that’s what matters.

“Hillary for Prison” Yard Signs already appear to be our Sign Stealers favorite target.

And what would our annual Sign War Season be without Soreheads in the Suburbs riding around at night defacing and destroying yard signs belonging to their candidates’ opponents? This year, the average bounty being paid by Sign Stealers for opponents’ yard signs is $3-per-sign.

The Blower has already heard several false accusations of “Sign Stealing,” and the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office anticipates thousands of complaints during the 2016 Sign Wars Season. Cell phone photos of your neighbor stealing your yard sign make great evidence in court. And this year, some candidates are even stealing their own signs so they can go on Facebook and accuse their opponents.

How ironic would it be if a Judicial Candidate’s Campaign filed a criminal complaint about a missing yard sign for the Judge that had been “illegally placed?”

Finally, we’d like to thank that anonymous Person of Consequence who UPSed us that “Crooked Hillary, Lock Her Up” yard sign to be displayed in The Blower’s 2016 Political Yard Sign Display.