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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2017

You May Wish To Avert Your Eyes
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, political insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that problem Wright State University administrators had earlier this week when a student group put up images and a display on campus that were so vile-and-disgusting in the minds of those administrators that they were forced to send a warning out to all students.

Wright State sent out a campus-wide email Tuesday night, warning students of the demonstration. The email, sent by interim WSU vice president of student affairs Gary Dickstein, stated that that the public university “must allow” the activists on campus, even if they express views that some might find offensive.

“Members of our community who are uncomfortable with viewing these images may want to avoid the Quad area during this time,” wrote Dr. Gary Dickstein, Interim Vice President of Student Affairs. “Furthermore, if you need support or wish to talk with someone, you are encouraged to visit our Counseling and Wellness Center.” “The staff in the Women’s Center will also be available.”

“Anyone who spends time on a college campus today knows offensive and graphic displays aren’t necessarily unusual,” Kane explained, “but a campus-wide warning is somewhat unusual.”

So what was so vile-and-disgusting that it required such a dire warning? Maybe it was those Pro-life students handing out literature on abortion.

“The Blower hadn’t heard of anything quite so stupid since that controversial display on the University of Cincinnati campus of women’s vaginas caused such a stir in 2013,” Kane added. “Those were some of the nastiest pussy shots anyone had ever seen. Even Larry Flynt was disgusted. We’re not making a dirty crack, but Taco Bell wouldn’t even agree to be a sponsor. Reformed Wank-a-holic Phil Burrass said there was no way you could ever beat off to those pictures. And Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis said looking at those vile-and-disgusting pussy photos would be enough to turn a guy gay.”