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MONDAY, AUGUST 20, 2018
Trump’s 577th Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY STUDY CONFIRMS: SELFIES A MENTAL DISORDER
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Cohen, Manafort Felony Guilt Spurs Trump Departure
DNC: Hack Report Was False Alarm
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Progressive Beauty Tips Include ‘Non-Gender Beards’
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The Bee Explains: What Is Social Justice?
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq
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Plus, Donald Trump Mocks John McCain
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 71 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 584 And There Are Now Only 798 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
