TODAY IS
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2020
TRUMP’S 1344th DAY IN OFFICE
AND ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS WONDERING WHY CRAZY NANCY PELOSI IS INSISTING BUNGLING JOE BIDEN MISS NEXT WEEK’S DEBATE
They’re Not Really “Debates”
This week, everybody who thinks those so-called “Presidential Debates” are nothing more than Rigged Joint Press Conferences with Partisan Panelists (unlike those iconic Lincoln-Douglas debates), e-mailed an entry to this week’s Whistleblower Limerick Contest, updated from the last time we had to use it in 2016
The winner is Card-carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who says the candidates’ responses are usually nothing more than scripted talking points.
Gary wins front row seats to next Tuesday’s Third Presidential Joint Press Conference with a Partisan Panelist in Cleveland, featuring Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and the first debate’s Immoderate Moderator, Fox News’ Chris Wallace; a “Hunter Biden for Prison” sign to wave when the Fox News camera actually showed the audience, and one of those Pink Pages listing the official slate of Republican Endorsed Candidates, so he knows which boxes to put an “X” in if the Hamilton County Board Of Elections ever sends him his absentee ballot. His winning entry is:
The best part of a presidential debate
Whether it’s on time or late
Is that I have cable
So that I’m able
To watch other stuff I don’t hate.
The best part of a presidential debate
We’ll be seeing if it all turns out great
Will Hillary’s pants be on fire?
Will Trump call her a liar?
If he doesn’t, we’ll sure be irate.
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
The best part of a presidential debate
Is that it helps you understand liberal hate.
‘Cause it’s the media’s desire
To protect their establishment liar,
If once more the truth she’ll misstate.
Finally, Perturbed in Park Hills Says
The best part of a presidential debate
Will be observing the guy from the Deep State
Try to hide the fact that he’s a Bolshevik:
A Communist wearing “moderate” lipstick.
Abortion, same-sex “marriage,” contraception?
No problem, from a faux-Catholic direction!
Little Sisters of the Poor, no birth control?
Get back into your Obamacare black hole!
Open borders and Soros-funded DA’s?
All essential planks of his far-left craze.
Don’t want to take one of Bill Gates’ new vaccines?
If Biden wins, you’ll get in line, by forced means.
Sellouts and handouts from China and Ukraine
Are what’s behind his patriotism feign.
Debates: artificial dissemination,
Not trustworthy sources of information.
Especially when one guy has mush for brains,
Groping and sniffing his way through his campaigns.
If Biden dares come out of hidin’ to speak,
He’ll be without a paddle and up shit creek.
The first line of next week’s Limerick Contest:
“Is Journalism already dead?”
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