TODAY IS
SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN TOUCHES TURNS INTO CRAPD-DAY Plus 79 Years
This week, everybody who says it’s always D-Day for DemocRATS: “Denial, Deceit, and Deception!,” e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is VFW Tadwell, who still says Obama never should’ve swapped those Taliban Terrorists for a cowardly Army deserter who cost the lives of all those soldiers who died looking for him, especially since there’ll be no prison time for Pvt. Bowe Bergdahl to go along with his Dishonorable Discharge.

VFW wins a wide range of Normandy 1944 souvenirs and mementos, a grossly offensive T-Shirt showing SS-Hauptsturmführer Michael Wittmann climbing into his Tiger tank in June 1944, and a sampling of memorabilia brought home by 101st Airborne soldiers in WW2. His winning entry is:

On June 6 we celebrate D-Day,
Whether we’re at work or at play.
Too many good men did die
Back home the women would cry
It was just the price we all had to pay.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who remembers his landing on Omaha Beach as if it were yesterday):

On June 6 we celebrate D-Day
Imagine what it would be like today.
Our good men would still bleed
And our leaders would lead,
Making sure they were way above the fray.

Now Here’s Perturbed in Park Hill’s Over-stuffed Sonnet
On June 6 We Celebrate D-Day.
They’ll never top John Wayne to portray

The Allies’ deadliest invasion
And the war’s bloodiest occasion.

Omaha and Utah were terribly grim:
Beaches fatal to many a life and limb.

But those weren’t actors who were mowed down:
They were hometown heroes who wore the crown.

The beginning of doom for the Reich
Was spelled by this remarkable strike.

But now there’s a new D-Day coming,
As Barr exposes D-Rat plumbing.

Time for the Deep State to face the tune
For the President they tried to ruin.

To Drain the swamp of leftist Deadbeats,
Will require much more than Trump’s tweets.

Obama, Clinton, Comey & Lynch,
Have overshadowed even The Grinch.

Let’s send those clowns to Guantanamo
And waterboard their asses real slow.

As for Mueller, that mealy-mouthed traitor,
He should be fed to an alligator.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“To honor your dad on this Father’s Day”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, Afghan Bob Bergdahl, Who Praised Allah During Press Conference With Obama Touting His Deserter Son’s Release.