FRIDAY, AUGUST 11, 2017 

Searching For An Honest Politician        

       Political Liars are really off to the races in those all-important 2017 Elections in only 88 more days, especially after Tim Black, the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same Sex Marriage, also ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud begins in Ohio on October 11, but Dishonest D-RATS are encouraged to wait to do that on November 8. Unfortunately, there is no Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud Season in Kentucky, probably because Kentucky is an “Election Free State” this year.

Greedy TV Ad Salesmen will soon be celebrating, too. Have you ever seen so much Negative Political Advertising in your life for the Bluegrass Gubernatorial Race?

Our Feckless Fishwrappers, who agree with all of Judge Black’s Liberal Rulings, say, “What’s the hurry? We still have 88 more days until November 7 to begin reporting about all of Finney’s Fibbers, who’re already taking advantage of their legal right to lie.

How else are all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, supposed to know which Liberal Candidate to choose this year.

Note: How honest was Disingenuous Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley when he proposed big fat raises for Cincinnati Police and Firefighters (who will now surely vote for his re-election), undercutting his own City Manager and City Council, who had just successfully negotiated long-term union contracts with those same Police and Firefighters?

Still, The Blower is continuing to look for an Honest Politician. You bet! As the official publication of record for all that political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers expect nothing less. Today, Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception’s Archives shows us Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Diogenes Foster Kane searching for the Truth many years ago at Cincinnati City Hall.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

        Why, it’s none other than the Honest Politician we found, Clint Webb who’s running for Senate in 2018. Instead of informing voters about his political plans, ideas, and examples of great leadership, Webb explains what it is about his appearance, family, and other seemingly unrelated political topics that make him perfect for the Senate. Webb is even more honest than “Honest Gil” Fulbright, the Fake U.S. Senate Candidate who was not really running against Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes and Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in Kentucky in 2014. Now you see where the unsuccessful 2014 Republican Hamilton County Auditor Candidate got the idea for his campaign video.

Which is why The Blower is honored to choose our next Senator to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.

 Trump On Incoming Syrian Refugees: “They’re Going Back!”

The Daily Caller reports Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump changed his tone on the European migrant crisis last year, saying he would send any refugees from Syria who arrive before he’s president “back.”

“I’m putting people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration, that if I win, they’re going back,” Trump said at a campaign event in New Hampshire.

“This could be one of the great tactical ploys of all time,” he added, describing future refugees to the U.S. as a “200,000 man army” that could be with the Islamic State. “I don’t know that it is, but it could be possible, so they’re going back,” he added. “They’re going back.” [READ MORE HERE]

 Russian Strikes Again Expose US Disarray

New York (AFP) – Russia’s dramatic entry Wednesday into the Syrian war put the United States on the back foot once again and left Washington struggling to regain the military and diplomatic initiative.

As US Secretary of State John Kerry was in New York trying to coordinate with his Kremlin opposite number Sergei Lavrov, a Russian officer contacted the US embassy in Baghdad.

His message was simple: Russian jets are about to launch air strikes in Syria, please stay out of their way.

Kerry quickly protested to Lavrov that this was not in the spirit of Moscow’s promise to agree a “de-confliction” mechanism to ensure Russian flights do not interfere with US-led operations.

But the strikes were already underway, potentially altering the balance of power in Syria back in favor of Bashar al-Assad’s regime, and Washington was looking at a fait accompli.

Lavrov’s next move was to promise to bring a motion before the UN Security Council to coordinate “all forces standing up against Islamic State and other terrorist structures.”

This would be a plain victory for Assad, who invited the Russians to join his battle to cling on to power, and a defeat for the United States, which has demanded he step down.

SITTING AT A STOP LIGHT by Rhoades Rager

I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akhbar!” and took off before the light changed.  Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the intersection rand ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Thank God! That could have been me !” 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

 AND A QUICKIE By Politically Correct Sportscaster Bob Costas

         Today, the owner of the Washington Redskins, Dan Snyder, announced that the team has agreed unanimously to change their name, after receiving so much national controversy.

          This, from Mr. Snyder: “Today, we made the decision to agree to change the name of our team. Instead of “Washington Redskins”, we will now be legally known as “REDSKINS.” (We removed the name ‘Washington’, as it was too embarrassing.)”

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

Stories We’re Working On

• POLL: 82% of Americans “Fearful” of Nuclear War
• TRUMP: Kim Jong Un Will “Regret It Fast” If He Attacks Guam, US Allies
• GUAM’S TOP TIPS for avoiding “Imminent” North Korea missile attack
• “LOCKED AND LOADED”: Trump Says US Ready If N. Korea Acts ‘Unwisely’
• STATE MEDIA: China Pledges To Stay Neutral In Conflict Unless US Hits N. Korea First
• BOMB SHELTER BUSINESS BOOMING, Thanks To North Korea, Trump
• WHISTLEBLOWER’S Free Trip To Guam Contest

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Federal Judge Michael Barrett still hasn’t put Lois Lerner in Jail:
(A) Wanted to party more with Mr. and Mrs. $tan Chesley: 2%
(B) Didn’t think anybody would remember he used to be Hamilton County Republican Chairman: 1%
(C) His Liberal Anchorbabe Wife talked him into it: 1%
(D) Didn’t imagine anybody would ever find out about it: 96%

            Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

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