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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

It’s Beginning To Look Like A Trump Christmas

—Tonight’s Official Trump Christmas Tweet —

With Seasons Greetings To All Our Liberal Friends

2017 Christmas Decorations at the White House

‘Twas The Night Before Trump’s Christmas

The Ultimate Christmas Gun Video | 511 Tactical Contest

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Hillary Describes What Losing Felt Like

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Opinion: I Usually Like Satire, But This Time You’ve Gone Too Far

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Boss’s Sexual Harassment A Lot More Cautious Lately

MEMPHIS, TN—Noticing a marked difference in the way he conducts himself in the workplace, sources reported Monday that local boss Eric Reinhardt’s sexual harassment has been a lot more cautious lately. “It definitely seems like he’s been far more careful with all of his inappropriate sexual behavior around the office,” said employee Yvette Coleman, explaining, for example, that Reinhardt has cut down on brazenly groping her in favor of simply letting his fingers discreetly brush up against her in the hallway or the elevator. “He used to corner me in the break room and straight-up ask me how often I masturbated. Now he’ll just smirk and ask me if I’m willing to go ‘the extra mile’ for a promotion or leer at me from a short distance and mutter something unintelligible but obviously filthy under his breath. Oh yeah, this guy’s scared, no question.” At press time, Reinhardt stopped himself before texting a picture of his penis to his assistant, instead taking the precaution of printing it out and showing it to her in person.

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