TODAY IS FRIDAY, MARCH 29, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FOURTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT  JOKE BIDEN* IS MAKING EVERYBODY RELIGIOUS. EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE STUPID THING HE’S DONE, EVERYBODY SAYS, “JESUS H. CHRIST!”

Happy Good Friday, Everybody!

      This afternoon at the Virtual  Church of The Compassionate Conservative Practicing Safe Distancing On The Internet, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane told his Political Parishioners that instead of telling everybody they speak with to “have a good day” like they do on every other day, maybe people could all get into the spirit of the season today by telling everybody to “Have a Good Friday.” 

And just to get everybody in an Eastery mood, we could all join the guys from Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” singing “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.”