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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Tonight’s Stupidest Liberal Talking Points

Camerota Frets Employees May Vote GOP After Pay Increases

WashPost Worries Tax Cuts Will Spur Middle Class to Stop DonatingNewsweek Tops Itself: ‘How Trump and the Nazis Stole Christmas…’ 

 —Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

Happy Kwanzaa, Everybody!

REMINDER: Kwanzaa Was Concocted By A Deranged Felon Who Tortured Naked Women With A Karate Baton And A Toaster

MARK DICE: Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns of 2017

TRUMBO – FIRST BLOOD

Captain KIRK Meets CNN LIVE FEED CUTS

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — 

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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Please Tell Us So We Can Give The Artist Proper Credit

— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Cancels Sunday Night Football This Week

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

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Michelle Obama Upstages Melania

WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – In an apparent effort to upstage Melania Trump, former First Lady Michelle Obama posted her own sexy holiday photo on Christmas day (below).

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USA: Antifa Protester Wiped Out By Truck At Patriot Prayer March

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U.S.—The nation’s Christian believers thanked President Donald Trump by the millions Tuesday after he allowed the first public celebration of Christmas in America in since the year Barack Obama took office, with many breaking down in tears due to their great gratitude toward the president. (MORE)

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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Fake News Posters —

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