TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JUNE 20, 2019
Trump’s 881st Day In Office
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were counting the days till August 1, when Straight Pride Month will begin, probably because August’s heterosexual events will include the “Annual Straight Pride Parade” in Anderson Township. Event Organizer Marvin Manley says this year’s Straight Pride Parade should be even better than last year’s, especially with President Trump’s Proclamation endorsing “Straight Pride.”
“Straight people are an oppressed majority,” Manley explained on the group’s website, “and we will fight for the right of straights everywhere to express pride in themselves without fear of judgement and hate.”
Coming straight to the point, the group advocates on behalf of the heterosexual community in order to build respect, inclusivity, equality, diversity, unity, solidarity, dignity, social mobility, empowerment, sustainability, justice, awareness, intersectionality, human rights, education, access, participation, dialogue, visibility, tolerance, and alliances with people from all walks of life. We encourage everyone to embrace Anderson’s diverse history, culture, support for the Anderson Redskins, and identity regardless of sexual orientation.
Manley envisions an America in which the oppressed are granted civil freedom and equality, and in which oppressors are liberated from their own confinement, trapped in notions of freedom that require the subjugation and dehumanization of others.
Emerging from that historical nightmare would be grounds for the straightest parade of all.
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eighth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 881 And There Are Now Only 501 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
