TODAY IS
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 05, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND YESTERDAY’S MEDIA ADVISORY THAT WAS SCHEDULED TO BE SENT BY OUR 99.9% RELIABLE SPECTRUM BUSINESS CLASS E-MAIL SERVER AT 05:19 HOURS ON SEPTEMBER 05 HAS NOT YET REACHED ALL OF THE PERSONS OF CONSEQUENCE ON OUR E-MAIL LIST.When We Spoke To The Really Patient Spectrum Business Class Technical Support Personnel For More Than Another Three Hours Trying To Determine Our Problem, We Had Already Been Told They Were Working Quickly To Resolve The Issue, Our Problem Had Already Been Escalated To The Highest Level, And We Would Be Called To Advise Us When The Problem Had Been Fixed.

That’s When We Asked To Speak With A Supervisor.Maybe This Was The .1% Un-Reliability Spectrum Hadn’t Told Us Very Much About.