THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS
FOR FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-SEVENTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S TODAY’S MOST CHERISHED FACEBOOK MEMORY
Persons Of Consequence And Facebook Friends Already Know How Sensitive And Sentimental Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Is, Sharing His Most Cherished Moments And Memories Daily On Our Facebook Page. See What Our Old Sweet, Softie, Satirist Has Shared Today.
THAT DAY WAS
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER IS WORRIED ABOUT THE MASK SHORTAGE
Making Slut-Watching Great Again
This morning at our Virtual Conservative Agenda Meeting, Ollie Ogler was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane whatever happened to those “Sluts in The Suburbs” The Blower had written about a couple of Swinging Springtimes ago when Suburban Sexploits was the Top Item On The Conservative Agenda.
Kane recalled that time not so long ago when The Morning Fishwrap couldn’t find something else vile-and-disgusting on the Liberal Agenda to promote, and Feckless Fishwrapper Rachel Richardson had written a really big story promoting A&E’s “Neighbors with Benefits” reality TV show that was scheduled to premiere on that March 22 starring Suburban Sluts in Warren County’s Hamilton Township who “swap partners and engage in extramarital relationships as they go about their regular lives as parents, professionals, soccer moms, and little league coaches.” Rachel also said the show gave new meaning to the phrase “bedroom community.”
A&E said “Neighbors with Benefits” would be a wholesome family program about neighbors and friends who attended parties as married couples for the purpose of switching spouses and having sex.
Obviously, Our Feckless Fishwrappers Must’ve Agreed.
Let’s See What You Might Have Missed
