SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2015

This Week’s Top Three Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE CNBC DEBATE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Another “GOP TV Debate Show” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Hoping The Third Time Will Be The Charm!” 

OUR NUMBER TWO CNBC DEBATE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Media Bashing in Boulder” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Republicans Finally Find A Winning Attack”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE CNBC DEBATE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, when The Blower said: “Is Reince Priebus Finally Waking Up?”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us: Obama To Boehner: ‘Man, I’m Gonna Miss You’; John Kasich Thinks Debate Moderators‘Did a Good Job’; and Jackass CNBC Panel.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Debra from Anderson says: Congratulations to the RNC for suspending debates with NBC.   Obviously, our debates must be held in diverse forums. But the behavior of the moderators has become increasingly confrontational and they have apparently decided that hiding their hostility toward Republicans is no longer necessary.  Interruptions, sarcasm, arguing with the candidates, correcting the candidates (even as the corrections are wrong) have become the accepted mode of “moderation”.  CNN was quite open with its strategy of “Let’s you and him fight.”  No longer content to be facilitators, these reporters want to share the stage.   

The CNBC debacle only confirmed long-held beliefs about the drive-by media.  Not just that they are biased, either.  They are congenitally incapable of self-awareness.  So comfortable with their own narrow-mindedness, the CNBC3 clearly could not even entertain the smallest doubt that their questions would backfire.  Not to mention that they gave a big fat middle finger to the viewers, most of whom they knew would be likely Republican primary voters.  They treated the debate like a reality show and were happy to provide the mud.  I have long been a critic of a press that treats elections as special treats the founders dreamed up just for them. 

It may be a “better late than never” scenario for Priebus, but I’ll take it.  The near universal disapproval of the conduct of Quintanilla, Quick, and Harwood speaks volumes and I hope it speaks those volumes to the future networks and moderators of upcoming debates.  And in this campaign season, thanks to Trump, there is a real interest in the debates.  I call it perfect timing.  The networks have something to lose.  It’s about time these news outlets learn that there are consequences to dismissing the millions of Republican and Conservative viewers.  While they are forced to shrink their news divisions, we are happily getting our news elsewhere.  You’ve already lost us and we’re not likely to come back.

Elephants never forget.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR REAL ENEMIES, LIKE OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THE PRESS WHO HAVE NO INTENTION TO BE FAIR.

The Blower believes the next 373 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner’s successor and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award

Goes to disgraced CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather who, during an appearance on CNN’s Reliable Sources Sunday,  did his best to excuse the criticism of CNBC’s Republican presidential debate and instead chose to blame Republicans for fueling such hatred towards the press. While Rather briefly admitted that CNBC “didn’t do it perfectly,” the liberal journalist quickly blamed the GOP presidential candidates whose “constituency loves attacks on the press. So the moderators open themselves to some criticism.” Rather continued to dismiss the substance of the criticism against CNBC’s biased debate and argued that it was just a made up issue by conservatives. 

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Fourteen different Conservative Web Pages have exclusively reported the story about Dorothy Bland, the dean of the school of journalism at the University of North Texas. An African American, Bland also became a recent viral phenomenon when she accused white police officers of racism because they supposedly detained her for “walking while black.”

One problem: Ms. Bland seems to have forgotten that police cars are equipped with dash cams. After she wrote an op-ed for the Dallas Morning News, police decided to release the video, which showed she was stopped for a definite reason. That’s why The Blower says Dishonest Dorothy was caught “Lying While Black.”

 And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton? A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

As “In Russ We Trust” Jackson counts down the minutes until his reelection, voters should be counting down the days until the Beech Acres property meets its fate.  Our Angry Andersonian says it probably isn’t going to become a school.

The township trustees successfully squelched the pressure to turn the property into a new Anderson High School by its seemingly gracious gesture to buy the property and hold it until its fate became determined. After the election, expect Beech Acres to become part park, part anything but a school. And The Russler certainly doesn’t want anything to do with Section 8 housing, either.

The path to success in Anderson politics seems to be failure in public ventures that involve lots of money.  (Public indecency will get you canned, however, as Kevin O’Brien knows.)

 More About Northern Kentucky

 Even before last Wednesday’s Debate Debacle, The Blower predicted Kentucky Senator Rand Paul would make his promise of a filibuster of the pending budget deal the center piece of his “debate” strategy, trying to set up a “Mr. Smith moment” when the legislation came to the floor.

“I will stand firm,” he said in his opening statement. “I will spend every ounce of energy to stop [the budget deal]. I will begin tomorrow to filibuster it. And I ask everyone in America to call Congress tomorrow and say enough is enough; no more debt.”

Paul talked for 13 hours on the Senate floor in 2013 in an attempt to change US drone warfare policy, and in May he talked for 10 hours to protest against warrantless government surveillance.

But even before last week’s debate, The Blower reported Senate rules wouldn’t let him do that, and as it turned out, even though Paul talked about his planned Filibuster twice during the “debate,” Paul’s Senate speech on the Senate, it turned out, lasted not quite 19 minutes.

 The Feck Stops Here

No matter how ignorant or uninformed Cincinnati Voters may be when they go to the polls on Tuesday, there’s no need to worry, because the idiotorial board has continued a long tradition this year of weighing in on a number of local and state issues and races. The board consists of Publisher Rick Green, Editor Peter Bhatia, Opinion Editor Cindi Andrews, Senior News Director Michael McCarter, Content Coach Byron McCauley and Opinion Writer Jeremy Fugleberg and this year our Feckless Fishwrappers are even providing a “cheat sheet” of all their important positions in the 2015 general election, along with links to the full editorials, which our dumbed-down voters are never expected to bother to read:  

Kentucky governor: Jack Conway (D)

Ohio Issue 1 (state legislative redistricting): Yes

Ohio Issue 2 (anti-monopoly amendment): No

Ohio Issue 3 (legalizing marijuana): No

Cincinnati Issue 22 (permanent park tax): Yes

Cincinnati Issue 23 (moving mayoral primary): Yes

Cincinnati Issue 24 (moving start of council/mayor terms): Yes

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”