TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2021
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE REALLY MUST PREVENT ANY MORE DAMAGE BY THE CURRENT PROGRESSIVE BOARD MEMBERS DO BEFORE JANUARY 06
Yesterday at the Apocalypse Agenda everybody said tomorrow on Thanksgiving, Apocalyptic Andersonians will all be thankful the Woke Forest Hills School District Board of Education Members are on their way out while Dr. Dullahan provided his latest school board outlook:
We are hearing rumors of a plan coming from the victorious Fab Four Forest Hills School District Conservative School Board. Sell one of the elementary schools and use the money to rebuild the Anderson High School swimming pool. Maybe our Ethical Real Estate Brokering Township Trustee can handle the transaction.
We can surmise what comes after that.
With Forest Gump’s exit goes a long-standing aversion to classroom trailers. We can see these popping up on school district property.
Why not sell another elementary school or two? Finally leaving that ancient neighborhood school idea behind.
Selling of the buses and the bus property purchased at a premium by Frooman, Smith, and Heis to provide funds for the Doug Evans legal defense. No doubt there will be consultations with Cincinnati Public Schools on how best to implement public transportation. New Metro routes will be available in the suburbs. Win-win for the residents of the district.
The closing of Anderson High School (a merciful death for the silly Raptor mascot). Classroom learning will be one week on, one week off with remote learning between on-site sessions.
Redevelopment of the well-situated AHS property for commercial use. Rent and lease money with new commercial property taxes will fund the streamlined district dropping residential property taxes significantly.
The new pool becomes the anchor of a community activity center – giving even more back to the community.
Minimal parking needed. Metro can take you everywhere. (per new bus plan)
In general, an asset liquidation and commercialization of the local public school district. Naming rights on anything and everything for a price (whatever is left). Has more value than the progressive education the system produces these days.
A+ educational rating? What grade would any system give when grading itself?
Apocalyptic or not? Remains to be seen.
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