THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS

FOR SUNDAY, JUNE 09, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SIXTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S TODAY’S MOST CHERISHED FACEBOOK MEMORY
JUNE 06, 2018 
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THIS WOULD BE ONE REASON WHY THE BLOWER WOULD REGRET MOVING ITS HEADQUARTERS TO CLERMONT COUNTY

Don’t Forget To Mark Your Calendars

 Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff says right now everybody in the Whistleblower Newsroom is still focused on the counter on the wall clicking off the hours, minutes, and seconds until “Walk Naked In Anderson Day” on Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight Time.

Meanwhile, Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff says as you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

 

So Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight time, all patriotic and Redskins Mascot-Loving Women in Anderson Township will be walking out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Radical Islamic Terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others.

P.P.S. If you don’t send this to at least one person, you’re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding-and-abetting terrorists!