TODAY IS
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 08, 2021
TRUMP’S NINETEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TOMORROW WE’RE HOPING TO SEE WHY AMERICA’S BIGGEST ISSUE IS ELECTION INTEGRITY

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

This week, everybody who wonders if Trump gets to move back into the White House if Nasty Nancy and her Delusional D-RATS fail to impeach him on their second try, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Whistleblower Presidential Biographer Dorian Grady, who hopes some of the truth about Joke Biden*s 2020 Rigged Elections will be revealed at Trump’s Second Bogus Impeachment Trial this week, because he already has it in the book he’s co-authoring with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about a powerful conspiracy covering up a “Moving Coup” by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Eternally Dishonest D-RAT Party.

Dorian Grady, wins an Official Whistleblower 2024 Campaign Counter, Membership in the Conservative Agenda’s Elections Integrity Project, and a virtual front-row seat at The Trumpster’s Second Impeachment Trial in the Senate scheduled to begin tomorrow.

His Winning Entry Is:
Next Week At Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial
Conservatives should have good reason to smile
It’ll be a disgrace
When D-RATS fall on their face
Revealing guile on both sides of the aisle

And Perturbed in Park Hills Says
Next Week At Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial
You’ll see traitors on both sides of the aisle.

But Justice Roberts, that SCOTUS villain
Won’t preside over his leftist chillun’.

This “impeachment” is illegal, you see:
The Jezebel’s hunting her prey with glee.

The Trumpster made her look like an old fool
He grounded her plane and took her to school.

Ever since, Nancy’s been riding her broom
Looking for chances to lower the boom.

It’s guv’mint by personal vendetta!
They want Trump to wear a scarlet letter.

His unwanted child? America first!
With love and patriotism he burst.

But our country is an object of shame
To malcontents always seeking to blame.

Patriotism: the left’s biggest sin,
‘Specially if you’re a RINO has-been.

What did Trump incite? The left’s fear of truth,
That makes the Trumpster a target uncouth.
The First Line Of Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“If You Forget Valentine’s Day”